【正文】 tion had been going on for nearly two hours. then he started again, and said he:Let me ask the evolutionist a question if we had tails like a baboon, where are they? I39。 “該是我們?cè)谶@里坐這么久把它們磨掉了吧。 for the rich man will give me much food。 so he could not go over it. He waited for some time。s house today, for I cannot get over the river. He began to go home. He had eaten no food that day. He began to want food. He came to the apples, and he was glad to take them out of the dust and eat them. Do not throw good things away?！比缓笏闷鹛O果，一把扔到土里去。” 他開始回家，那天他沒(méi)有吃東西。 不要把好東西扔掉，換個(gè)時(shí)候你會(huì)覺(jué)得它們大有用處。re a good boy, said the mother proudly. Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman? She is the one who sells the candy. 好孩子 小羅伯特向媽媽要兩分錢。 “你真是個(gè)好孩子，”媽媽驕傲地說(shuō)。可你為什么對(duì)那位老太太那么感興趣呢？” “她是個(gè)賣糖果的。s the meaning of the word 39。, dad? Well, my son, his father replied, look, there are standing two policemen. If I regard the two policemen as four then I am drunk. But, dad, the boy said, there39。這個(gè)孩子正處于那種對(duì)什么事都很感興趣的年齡，老是有提不完的問(wèn)題。如果我把他們看成了四個(gè)，那么我就算醉了。t have a bit of trouble getting up this morning. That39。他去看醫(yī)生，醫(yī)生給他開了一些強(qiáng)力安眠藥。他到了辦公室，遛達(dá)進(jìn)去，對(duì)老板說(shuō)：“我今天早上起床一點(diǎn)麻煩都沒(méi)有。一天， 他回到家，他媽媽問(wèn)他：“你喜歡你的新老師嗎？” “不，我不喜歡她，媽媽。”吉姆說(shuō)。 “是的，媽媽。約翰抬頭看著天空。他問(wèn)約翰：“你在干什么？”約翰說(shuō)：“我在數(shù)星星。你為什么不等到明天早上再數(shù)呢？”Story 4 Are Flies Yummy? Tony and his father are eating dinner. Suddenly Tony asks his father, “Dad, are flies yummy?” Dad frowns and says, “No, I think it’s yucky. Why do you ask me this question? It’s a silly question.” But Tony says, “ There was one fly in your plate.”故事4 蒼蠅好吃嗎？ 托尼正和他爸爸一起吃晚餐。你怎么會(huì)問(wèn)這個(gè)問(wèn)題？這可是一個(gè)愚蠢的問(wèn)題?！盨tory 5 I Don’t Want to Walk Home Tom is a very old man. After dinner, he likes walking in the street. And he goes to bed at seven o’clock. But tonight, a car stopped at his house. A policeman helps him get out. He tells Tom’s wife, “The old man couldn’t find his way in the street. He asked me to take him in the car.” After the policeman leaves there, his wife asks, “Tom, you go to the street every night. But tonight you can’t find the way, what’s the matter?” The old man smiles like a child and says, “I couldn’t find my way? I didn’t want to walk home.”故事5 我不想走回家 湯姆是一位老人，他喜歡在晚飯后到大街上散步，在7點(diǎn)回來(lái)睡覺(jué)。警察告訴湯姆的妻子：“這位老人在街上迷路了，他讓我用汽車送他回來(lái)?！盨tory 6 It Must Be Crowded A teacher is telling his students, “The moon is very large. Several millions people can live there.” And a boy laughs and says, “It must get crowded when it’s a crescent moon.”故事6 一定很擁擠 一位告訴學(xué)生：“月亮非常大，上面能住幾百人。他總是在上課的時(shí)候睡覺(jué)。 “約翰！”老師生氣地喊他。 “你為什么要做鬼臉？這是教室！看看！同學(xué)們都在笑！”老師生氣地說(shuō)。”其他同學(xué)笑聲地嘀咕。我沒(méi)有做鬼臉。”約翰感到不安。你承認(rèn)自己的錯(cuò)誤，還是給好孩子”老師為此感到滿意。最后只剩一壺酒了。它們比賽畫蛇，誰(shuí)最快畫好，誰(shuí)就喝這壺酒?！肮?，我畫好了，我是第一個(gè)。可是它又畫了起來(lái)，它還說(shuō)：“再給它加幾只腳吧。它拿起那酒壺喝起來(lái)。”Story 9 Covering One’s Ears While Stealing a Bell Mr. Wang thinks he is clever, but he always does foolish things. One day he sees a beautiful bell at the top of a door. “Oh! How nice! I will take it home.” He thinks, “What can I do?” After a while he has a “good” idea. “Aha! I have an idea now. I can plug my ears. Then I will not hear the ring when I take off the bell.” Then he does so. But as soon as he takes off the bell, the owner opens the door. “What ate you doing?” the owner says angrily.故事9 掩耳盜鈴 王先生總以為自己很聰明，實(shí)際上他總干傻事?！鞍。嫫涟。∥乙阉没丶胰?。“啊哈！我有辦法了！我把耳朵堵上，拿鈴鐺的時(shí)候就聽不見鈴聲了?？墒撬麆偰孟骡忚K，屋子的主人就打開門，怒氣沖沖地說(shuō)：“你在干什么？”Story 10 Adding Eyes to a DragonMr. Li is a good painter. One day he draws a beautiful dragon without eyes. Mr. Zhou looks at the picture and says, “The dragon has no eyes. It isn’t a good picture.” But Mr. Li smiles and says, “If I add eyes to the dragon, it will fly away.” Mr. Zhou shakes head and says, “You are boasting. I don’t believe you.” Mr. Li isn’t angry. He holds the paintbrush and adds eyes to the dragon. Woe! The dragon really flies.故事 10 畫龍點(diǎn)睛 李先生是位很好的畫家。 周先生見了說(shuō)：“這條龍沒(méi)有眼睛?！? 可是李先生笑著說(shuō)：“如果我給它加上眼睛，它就會(huì)飛走了。我不相信。哇！龍真的飛走了。這屋子都快成了龍的世界。 “嘿?！边@條真龍拜訪葉先生了。忒邊跑邊喊：“啊，我的天??！救命！救命！”Story 12 I Made Granny Glad A teacher is telling her students the importance of making others glad. “Now, children,” she says“Did you make someone else glad?” “Please, teacher,” says a small boy, “I made someone glad yesterday.”“Well done. Who was that?” The teacher says.“My granny.” The boy says.“Good boy. Now tell us how you made your grandmother glad.” The teacher says.“I went to see her yesterday, and stayed with her for three hours. Then I said to her, ‘Granny, I’m going home.’ And she said, “well. I’m glad!” 故事12 我讓奶奶高興了 一位教師正在對(duì)學(xué)生將使人高興的重要性。”“做得好?！拔夷棠獭！昂煤⒆??！笆沁@樣的，老師。然后我對(duì)她說(shuō)：“奶奶，我要回家了?！盨tory 13 Look at the Sky from the Bottom of a Well There is a frog. He lives in a well and he never goes out of the well. He thinks the sky is as big as the mouth of the well.One day a crow es to the well. He sees the frog and says, “Frog, let’s have a talk.” Then the frog asks, “Where are you from?” “I fly from the sky,” the crow says. The frog feels surprised and says, “The sky is only as big as the mouth of the well. How do you fly from the sky?” The crow says, “The sky is very big. You always stay in the well, so you don’t know the world is big.” The frog says, “I don’t believe.” But the crow says, “You can e out and have a look by yourself.” So the frog es out from the well. He is very surprised. How big the world is!故事13 坐井觀天有一只青蛙住在井底，他從來(lái)沒(méi)有去過(guò)井外面。一天， 一只烏鴉飛到井邊，看見青蛙，就對(duì)它說(shuō)：“青蛙，咱們聊聊吧。青蛙驚訝了，就說(shuō)：“天空就只有這井口這么大，你怎么會(huì)從天上飛老呢？”烏鴉說(shuō)：“天空很大?！鼻嗤苷f(shuō)：“我不相信?！庇谑乔嗤軄?lái)到井外。突然魚竿動(dòng)了動(dòng)。 魚被拉出來(lái)了。但是她卻把魚放回河里，又繼續(xù)釣魚。我沒(méi)辦法燒這么大的魚。Story 15 That Is Not My Dog! A woman walks into a pet shop and sees a cute little dog. She asks the shopkeeper, “Does your dog bite?” The shopkeeper says, “No, my dog does not bit.” The woman tries to pet the dog and the dog bites her. “Ouch!” She says, “I thought you said your dog does not bite!”The shopkeeper replies, “That is not my dog!”故事15 那不是我的狗 一個(gè)婦人走進(jìn)一家寵物店，看見一只很可愛的小狗?！?于是這個(gè)婦人試著撫摸小狗，可是小狗卻咬了她?！钡曛魅嘶卮鹫f(shuō)：“那不是我的狗