【正文】 ” 看，那里有表演。）灰太狼：Oh, they like watching can??哦，他們喜歡看表演，我們可以這樣．．．紅太狼：Yes 好的。（放音樂，羊羊們一起唱歌并跳舞。Hand in hand(羊羊們手拉手)Arm in arm(羊羊們互相擁抱)（老師出示一張圖片“蛋糕”）What’s this?全體羊羊：It’s a 。Sheep,I say you your head.（羊們雙手摸頭)小羊們，我說你們做，雙手摸頭。看見兩只兔子] En..?Two rubbits!I rememer I have caught just one?!Oh,thanks god!How lucky I am![興奮地一手提一只兔子，哼著小曲下場(chǎng)]小學(xué)英語劇本：喜羊羊與灰太狼發(fā)布:佚名 時(shí)間:2013/9/5 10:54:00 來源:京翰教育中心 錄入:岳鳳云 人氣:604 【京翰一對(duì)一輔導(dǎo)咨詢電話:4006556010】【文字：大 小】Part1: 灰太狼的主題曲，幾只小羊跳著歡快的舞蹈入場(chǎng)。突然想起來]A mobile！Maybe I can call some one to help me！[又不知不覺地把自己放出來，那起手機(jī)][做出打電話的樣子](配音：撥電話)Hello？兔子B：Hello!It’s ：Hey Jenny！兔子B：Oh,hey Mary!兔子A：How are you?兔子B：Fine,thank U?兔子A：I’m fine too!How are your parents?兔子B：They are fine,thank U?兔子A：They are fine,too!How is your uncle?兔子B：He’s fine,thank you!And U?兔子A：He’s fine , too!How…兔子B：Eh..eh..eh~ why do you call me? If you want borrow some money from me…NO WAY！!兔子A：No no no!I’m in danger now!Come and help me！!兔子B：But where are you?兔子A：I’m under a tree!兔子B：[邊打電話邊在附近走，經(jīng)過兔子A面前，兩個(gè)人還沒發(fā)現(xiàn)]What can you see around you?兔子A：I see a rabbit …that looks exactly like you!兔子B：A rabbit…like me… OK!I’ll find a second!Wait for me!I will help you![匆匆離開][兔子A 打完電話，小心翼翼地把手機(jī)放回農(nóng)夫處，然后又很自覺地要把自己綁回了樹上]兔子A：Haha!My friend will e and save me~!yeahOh!Hurt!Call 110~Or 119?112?...Oh,forget it!I’m dying![作喉嚨卡住聲音，死去][兔子B上。打呵欠]tired!I’ll eat you after sleeping.[倒地睡覺]（打鼾的聲音）兔子A：[兔子很快醒了，看看四周，發(fā)現(xiàn)自己被綁了，很驚訝]Where am I? What happened?樹：[指著農(nóng)夫]He has caught you and wants to eat ：What?!I must leave here!But how can I escape？[東張西望，看到農(nóng)夫的手機(jī)]A mobile![解開繩子去看手機(jī)]It’s Nokia WC 250!Wow,how fashion![放回原處。兔子見狀，非常興奮地大笑起來]兔子A：Ha ha ha ha!You can’t kill me now！[興奮大笑，笑到抽筋，笑到后仰。農(nóng)夫停止開槍，走到兔子面前，看著它。t hurt me!You can39。樹繼續(xù)痛苦中彈狀。農(nóng)夫開始加快頻率，火力密集地開槍。樹做出受傷中彈狀。]兔子A：Wahhhh~!（嚇一跳）What do you want?農(nóng)夫：Huh…！I will kill U for lunch!兔子A： Wah~~~~~~ [兔子跑，躲到樹后面，農(nóng)夫追到樹前]農(nóng)夫：Where~ to go? Haha![農(nóng)夫開了一槍“砰”(配音)。兩人繼續(xù)走，兔子回頭。兔子回頭。農(nóng)夫假裝看天氣。兩人繼續(xù)走。兔子突然回頭。樹站回后臺(tái)]兔子A：OK,I’m a I’m just walking around here.[農(nóng)夫繼續(xù)鋤地，邊鋤邊上場(chǎng)，突然看見前面有個(gè)兔子]農(nóng)夫：（驚喜地）Lunch！[扔掉癢癢撓]I will catch it！[偷偷摸摸地跟到兔子后面走][農(nóng)夫跟在兔子后面。A: OK, dad!P: Let’s take them to the hospital : OK, Let’s （出場(chǎng)）: A few days later, the girls this story is trying to tell you that some of the phenomenon must be kept down, we hope it could be improved ’s more, we also hope students themselves can be honest and all the salesmen can be honest as well第二篇：搞笑小學(xué)英語小品劇本搞笑小學(xué)英語小品劇本《新守株待兔》人物：農(nóng)夫，兔子A，兔子B，大樹。A: 4:(At the school gate)N: When they get to the school gate, a policeman is asking the salesman to go away.(正走到校門口，發(fā)現(xiàn)警察驅(qū)趕校門口的小販)P: Hey!You shouldn’t stay here, leave now!C: Let’s go home, let’s go home!(輕聲并拉小販)S: No!My candies are nice and popular here!And…C: You are telling a lie!I’m very dirty and unhealthy!Mamp。A: Thanks very much, dad!Bye!(非常高興，下場(chǎng))N: The next day, when the class is over ,Maggie and Alice e to the salesman are happy to buy the candies and then have them, but soon they feel a stomachache.(孩子高興地買了糖，邊吃邊回家，小販下場(chǎng)，孩子到家后肚子痛)M: Aiyo!……（兩人躬著背進(jìn)場(chǎng)）A: …….D: What’s wrong?M: I’ve a stomachache!A: Me too!D: What did you eat? The food at the school gate?M: had some candies just : I had some too!D: Oh!You’ve cheated me!You bought the candies instead of the eraser and always tell you that don’t buy the food at the school gate, they are unhealthy!（生氣）M: But they look nice!A: And tastes good!Mamp。A: How much are they?S: Do you have money?（輕蔑）Mamp。第一篇：英語搞笑小品劇本1Characters: Narrator(N), Salesman(S), Dad(D), Maggie(M), Alice(A), Candy(C), Policeman(P)Preparation: 學(xué)校布景，做糖果用桌及相關(guān)材料，小販家布景Scene1（At Salesman’s home）N: In a dark dirty house, there lived a small, dirty always makes unhealthy candies and sells them to the has a lot of money how does he make the candies? Oh, xu …… He is ing!S: Hello, do you know me? No? Oh, let me tell ’m the famous candy salesman at the school candies are very popular,(展示)，I don’t know foolish students always e ’ll be a boss soon!Candy, money, candy, money……Scene2（At the school gate）N: The next day, when the class is over, all the students e out happily and the salesman goes to the school gate as usual.（Maggie和Alice 歡快地跑出校門，看到小販）(小販拉著糖上場(chǎng)，吆喝)：Candies!Candies!Sweet candies!……M: Oh, Alice!Look!Candies!A: Yeah!I think they are yummy!M: Let’s ask : OK!C: Don’t buy me！（非常焦急）Mamp。A: Why?C: I’m dirty！M: No, y