【正文】 ou because you got an 39。t ask that,” and sends him to his the way, johnny trips over his mother39。t ask ladies that question.”johnny then asks his mother how much she his mother replies, “gentlemen don39?！毙?qiáng)尼用力揮了揮手，脫口而出：“他在我們?cè)∈依?！”大吃一驚的老師問(wèn)小強(qiáng)尼他怎么知道這個(gè)。”一名主日學(xué)校的老師擔(dān)心他的學(xué)生們有可能對(duì)耶穌感到困惑，于是他問(wèn)他的學(xué)生們：“耶穌今天在哪里？”斯蒂芬舉起他的手，說(shuō)道：“他在天堂。s in our bathroom!”the surprised teacher asks little johnny how he knows this.“well,” little johnny says, “every morning, my father gets up, bangs on the bathroom door and yells 39。s in heaven.”mary answers, “he39。（金發(fā)美女聽(tīng)成acute 以為是a cute，一個(gè)可愛(ài)的闌尾炎）”金發(fā)美女說(shuō)：“您真貼心，醫(yī)生，但是我是來(lái)求醫(yī)的。s sweet, doc, but i came here to get medical help.” 一個(gè)金發(fā)美女的腹部側(cè)面感到劇痛。猜你喜歡:年三分鐘英語(yǔ)演講稿年英語(yǔ)演講稿3分鐘年英語(yǔ)演講稿范文3分鐘年英語(yǔ)勵(lì)志演講稿三分鐘年三分鐘英語(yǔ)勵(lì)志演講稿管理文檔資源下載高檔PPT模板免費(fèi)下載TXT資源文檔下載辦公軟件免費(fèi)下載百度網(wǎng)盤壓縮資源下載百度云盤BT種子資源下載第二篇：簡(jiǎn)單英語(yǔ)演講稿帶翻譯簡(jiǎn)單英語(yǔ)演講稿帶翻譯blonde39。今天這不再看到山和從未見(jiàn)過(guò)綠色的水和村里的人用很少的水洗你的臉然后把腳最后小心翼翼地把水倒在一個(gè)增值稅……不斷涌入啊……他們的懲罰是一種自然權(quán)利這是地球的野心啊!學(xué)生只有一個(gè)地球。然而今天當(dāng)我們?cè)俅蚊鎸?duì)我們的家“美”我們還能說(shuō)什么?藍(lán)天生活曾經(jīng)是一位才華橫溢的景觀現(xiàn)在被困在灰色中清潔空氣變得非常接近夢(mèng)想的渴望。一言以蔽之還有很長(zhǎng)的路要走我們享受了干凈、舒適的世界。另一方面污染、破壞環(huán)境越來(lái)越糟在現(xiàn)代世界中。除此以外環(huán)境保護(hù)法律已經(jīng)實(shí)施取得了良好的效果。很多已經(jīng)采取措施。例如森林的破壞導(dǎo)致減少種植的土地和令人不快的天氣。一言以蔽之還有很長(zhǎng)的路要走我們享受了干凈、舒適的世界。另一方面污染、破壞環(huán)境越來(lái)越糟在現(xiàn)代世界中。除此以外環(huán)境保護(hù)法律已經(jīng)實(shí)施取得了良好的效果。很多已經(jīng)采取措施。例如森林的破壞導(dǎo)致減少種植的土地和令人不快的天氣。在周末我有時(shí)去論壇,有很多人,很有趣。但在電腦,我可以隨時(shí)看我最喜歡的漫畫,不必等待廣告。我通常在電腦上做作業(yè),也很簡(jiǎn)單。有時(shí)我在電腦上寫電子郵件給我的朋友,。我是一個(gè)小學(xué)學(xué)生。2017年英語(yǔ)演講稿帶翻譯3分鐘篇1Computers play an important role in the modern they are used in many areas of human activities, such as business, industry, science and ’m a primary school always search for information on my PC, make PPT or type article with word software and sometimes listen to music, play games on the puter in the I write s to my friends on theputer, often chat with people usually do my homework on the puter, too, it’s very also enjoying watching cartoons online, because I can find my favorite cartoons easily, when I watching TV, I should wait the advertisement and watch the cartoons on in puter, I can watch my favorite cartoons any time, and needn’t wait for seldom buy things on the puter, because I don’t know sometimes go to the forums on the weekends, there are many people, and it’s very about you, my friend?電腦扮演著重要的角色在現(xiàn)代世界。第一篇：17年英語(yǔ)演講稿帶翻譯3分鐘2017年英語(yǔ)演講稿帶翻譯3分鐘對(duì)于學(xué)生而言,英語(yǔ)演講是鍛煉自身綜合素質(zhì)與能力的極佳機(jī)會(huì)。小編為你整理了2017年英語(yǔ)演講稿帶翻譯3分鐘,希望對(duì)你有幫助。今天他們被用在許多領(lǐng)域的人類活動(dòng),如商業(yè)、工業(yè)、科學(xué)和教育。我總是在我的電腦搜索信息,制作PPT或類型的文章與詞軟件,有時(shí)聽(tīng)音樂(lè),玩游戲在電腦上在周末。我經(jīng)常與人在線聊天。我也喜歡看漫畫在線,因?yàn)槲铱梢院苋菀渍业轿易钕矚g的漫畫,我看電視的時(shí)候,我應(yīng)該等待廣告和看漫畫。我很少在電腦上買東西,因?yàn)槲也恢馈Ｄ隳?我的朋友?2017年英語(yǔ)演講稿帶翻譯3分鐘篇2The world we live in is being more and more intolerable because of environmental example forest destruction results in decrease of planting land and unpleasant addition man is faced with problems of water pollution and air lot of measures have been trees helps improve and beautify the laws concerning environmental protection have been putinto effect and achieved good the problem of environmental protection remains far from being the one hand the environment pollution and destruction are getting worse and worse in the modern the other hand the lack of knowledge about the importance of protecting environment hinders the solving of the a word there is a long way to go before we enjoy a clean and fortable world we live in is being more and more intolerable because of environmental example forest destruction results in decrease of planting land and unpleasant addition man is faced with problems of water pollution and air lot of measures have been trees helps improve and beautify the laws concerningenvironmental protection have been put into effect and achieved good the problem of environmental protection remains far from being the one hand the environment pollution and destruction are getting worse and worse in the modern the other hand the lack of knowledge about the importance of protecting environment hinders the solving of the a word there is a long way to go before we enjoy a clean and fortable 。此外人類正面臨的問(wèn)題和被污染的空氣污染的水。植樹(shù)有助于提高和美化環(huán)境。然而問(wèn)題的環(huán)保仍難以解決。另一方面缺乏知識(shí)的環(huán)境保護(hù)問(wèn)題求解的制約。我們生活的世界變得越來(lái)越難以忍受因?yàn)榄h(huán)境破壞的原因。此外人類正面臨的問(wèn)題和被污染的空氣污染的水。植樹(shù)有助于提高和美化環(huán)境。然而問(wèn)題的環(huán)保仍難以解決。另一方面缺乏知識(shí)的環(huán)境保護(hù)問(wèn)題求解的制約。2017年英語(yǔ)演講稿帶翻譯3分鐘篇3Each of us has a family also love their home but you know we have a mon house?see our beautiful home” which sounds from space how many Chinese people moved the number of foreigners however when we again face the “beauty of our home” we can also say? Blue sky how life used to be a brilliant landscape now trapped in the gray the clean air bee very close to a desire to with an increasingly serious air pollution looking at the sky you say? Know of a small village called Demonstration of field do? 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