【正文】 I told to myself: this my near future, all starts I will learn to bee a man, a integrated man, who has a fine body, can take on important task, has independent thought, an open mind, intensive thought, has the ability to judge right and wrong, has a perfect job.Once my teacher said :” you are not sewing, you are stylist。萬物不變，是我們在變。視貧窮如園中之花而像圣人一樣耕植它吧！不要找新的花樣，無論是新的朋友或新的衣服，來麻煩你自己。也許因?yàn)樗麄兒軅ゴ?，所以受之無愧。我只看到，一個從容的人，在哪里也像在皇宮中一樣，生活得心滿意足而富有愉快的思想。甚至在一個濟(jì)貧院里，你也還有愉快、高興、光榮的時候。愛找缺點(diǎn)的人就是到天堂里也能找到缺點(diǎn)。它不像你那樣壞。but it of ten happens that they are not above supporting themselves by dishonest should be more poverty like a garden herb,like not trouble yourself much to get new things,whether clothes or friends,Turn the old,return to do not change。do not shun it and call it hard is not so bad as you looks poorest when you are faultfinder will find faults in your life,poor as it may perhaps have some pleasant,thrilling,glorious hourss,even in a setting sun is reflected from the windows of the almshouse as brightly asfrom the rich man’s abode。至于get home，強(qiáng)調(diào)的是已經(jīng)到家，get有確定到達(dá)的意思。方向是一回事，我想最重要的是說話者的方位?！八亩溥€在我衣兜里呢?！霸僖姷剿隳苷J(rèn)出來嗎？”媽媽問。d know him any where,” said Ivan.“I have his ear in my pocket.”伊凡鼻子流著血回到家里。約翰放學(xué)了，他奶奶在門口接他并問道：學(xué)校怎么樣？你過的好嗎？哭了沒有？ 哭？約翰問，不，我沒哭，可老師哭了。他想要什么不是哭，就是鬧。他的父親知道這一點(diǎn)，可他的祖父母仍然寵著他。s loving he came home from school his grandma met him at the school all right? she asked, Did you get along(相處)all right? did you cry? Cry? John , I didn39。t knowdoes he bite?A: That39?！?推薦閱讀：簡單英語小笑話帶翻譯關(guān)注線話英語官方微信號：1963456094或掃掃以上二維碼關(guān)注后，每天會為大家分享最實(shí)用有趣的英語內(nèi)容和聽力音頻真正幫助每一位童鞋，提高自己的英語水平。在對一個新生班級講解他的基本原則時，他說：“我知道我的講課可能經(jīng)常會枯燥乏味，了無生趣，所以如果你們在上課時看表我并不介意?！巴宋覀円獊?，是吧?”我取笑他。我特意提前給他打電話，“提醒”他我們將光臨。我打開一看：里面包著一雙園藝手套?！蹦翘焱砩?，我滿懷熱情地拆開了丈夫送的禮物。生日那天，我正在干園藝活時，丈夫問我想要什么禮物。于是，她就從一份雜志中剪下一幅奶酪的圖片放進(jìn)了夾子?！边@位女士帶著鼠夾回到家里，但她沒有在碗櫥里找到奶酪。在那兒，她買了一只老鼠夾。”A Fine MatchOne day a lady saw a mouse running across her kitchen was very afraid of mouse, so she ran out of the house, got into a bus and went to the she bought a shopkeeper said to her, “Put some cheese in it and you will soon catch that mouse.”The lady went home with her mousetrap, but when she looked in her cupboard, she could not find any cheese in did not want to go back to the shop, because it was very late, so she cut a picture of some cheese out of a magazine and put that in the , the picture of the cheese was quite successful!When the lady came down to the kitchen the next morning she found a picture of a mouse in the trap beside the picture of the cheese!勢均力敵有一天某位女士看到一只老鼠在自家的廚房地板上竄過?！盧eal PlayWhen I taught the introductiontotheater course at North Dakota State University, I required my students to attend the university theater‘s current production and write a viewing a particularly fine performance, one student wrote: “The play was so real, I thought I was actually sitting on my couch at home, watching it on television.”逼真的戲劇我在北達(dá)科他州立大學(xué)教戲劇入門課時，要求學(xué)生們?nèi)タ磳W(xué)校劇團(tuán)當(dāng)時的演出，并寫一篇評論。可是教練認(rèn)真地說，“噢，錄取他吧，先生。最后院長說：“那么，五乘七得多少?”學(xué)生想了很久，然后回答說：“三十六?！比缓笏D(zhuǎn)向?qū)W生，問了幾個非常簡單的問題。有一天，教練帶著一位優(yōu)秀的年輕球員去見院長，希望院方同意他免試入學(xué)?！盚e Was Only Wrong by TwoJack Hawkins was the football coach at an Amercian college, and he was always trying to find good players, but they weren‘t always smart enought to be accepted by the day the coach brought an excellent young player to the dean of the college and asked that the student be allowed to enter without an examination.“Well,” the dean said after some persuasion, “I‘d better ask him a few questions first.”Then he turned to the student and asked him some very easy questions, but the student didn‘t know any of the last the dean said, “Well, what‘s five times seven?”The student thought for a long time and then answered, “Thirtysix.”The dean threw up his hands and looked at the coach in despair, but the coach said earnestly, “Oh, please let him in, sir!He was only wrong by two.”他的得數(shù)只比正確答案多二杰克霍金斯是美國一所學(xué)院的橄欖球隊(duì)教練，他竭力想物色好球員。”杰克的父親說：“你不知道，恐怕是因?yàn)槲覀兗覜]有訂報紙?！澳阒绬?上個月我問他拿破侖什么時候死的，他都不知道?！八莻€好孩子，”杰克的父親說：“您要是讓他這次及格，我相信他明年會有很大進(jìn)步，學(xué)期結(jié)束時，他一定會考好的。學(xué)校讓他退學(xué)?！盢apoleon Was IllJack had gone to the university to study history, but at the end of his first year, his history professor failed him in his examinations, and he was told that he would have to leave the , his father decided that he would go to see the professor to urge him to let Jack continue his studies the following year.“He‘s a good boy,” said Jack‘s father, “and if you let him pass this time, I‘m sure he‘ll improve a lot next year and pass the examinations at the end of it really well.”“No, no, that‘s quite impossible,” replied the professor immediately.“Do you know, last month I asked him when Napoleon had died, he didn‘t know!”“Please, sir, give him another chance,” said Jack‘s father.“You see, I‘m afraid we don‘t take any newspaper in our house, so none of us even know that Napoleon was ill.”拿破侖病了杰克到一所大學(xué)去學(xué)歷史?！白詈玫霓k法，長官，”這名水手說，“是別聲張這事。他被一名甲板水手救起。they go out if left unattened.”“Does that mean,” asked the other, “that they make ashes of themselves?”森林之火一名婦女向她最好的朋友大談雄性動物的特性：“丈夫們就像是森林里的火，一不注意，他們就會燃燒起來?！皡?”，他變成了90歲。他猶豫片刻，害羞地說，“那我想要一位比我年輕30歲的女人?！皡?”的一聲，她的手中出現(xiàn)了一張票。妻子想周游世界。慶?；顒又?，一位仙女出現(xiàn)了?！盉e Careful What You Wish ForA couple had been married for 25 years and were celebrating their 60th birthdays, which fell on the same the celebration a fairy appeared and said that because they had been such a loving couple for all 25 years, she would give them one wish wife wanted to travel around the fairy waved her hand, and Boom!She had the tickets in her , it was the husband‘s paused for a moment, then said shyly, “Well, I‘d like to have a woman 30 years younger than me.”The fairy picked up her wand, and Boom!He was 一對結(jié)婚25周年的夫妻在慶祝他們六十歲的生日。那名顧客想了一會兒，然后說道：“不在上面刻‘給我唯一的愛’。”(6)Present for GirlfriendAt a jewelry store, a young man bought an expensive locket as a present for his girlfriend.“Shall I engrave her name on it?” the jeweler customer thought for a moment, and then said, “Noengrave it ‘To my