【正文】 男子漢。丙： 這話(huà)我不信，現(xiàn)在有的男人有了老婆，還想再搞個(gè)小蜜。其實(shí)吧!我最近幾年很少吃梨，因?yàn)槲页詨蛄?。丙?你咋知道的這么多?甲： 因?yàn)槲野职志褪且晃会t(yī)生，所以，這就叫門(mén)里出身。不但能減肥，而且，還具有生津止咳、益脾上瀉、和胃降逆。有一次，她把我打得像縮頭烏龜一樣，鉆在床底下，一天都沒(méi)敢出來(lái)。乙： 為什么?丙： 我才不想讓我的老婆變成你這么胖呢!我老婆雖然沒(méi)你胖，但是我還想讓他減肥。乙： 怎么說(shuō)話(huà)呢?我這叫健美!(又做動(dòng)作)就是因?yàn)榻?jīng)常吃我家梨，才這樣肌肉發(fā)達(dá)。不信!你看看我的身材。甲：(又改嘴說(shuō))大嫂!乙： 我要是你大嫂，你還給我搶市場(chǎng)、亂彈琴。他認(rèn)為他爺爺是本拉登。他認(rèn)為他姐姐是董卿。他以為自己長(zhǎng)的狂風(fēng)，就能當(dāng)一個(gè)明星。丙： 我說(shuō)你這個(gè)人，光天化日之下。沒(méi)有追求、沒(méi)有理想。乙： 現(xiàn)在的年輕人，缺少教養(yǎng)。(說(shuō)著去打自己一嘴巴)乙： 我看你今天就像肛門(mén)瘙癢。為把路人來(lái)迷惑，烏鴉不叫烏鴉———黑鶴!丙： 你以為你頂片樹(shù)葉，就是華南虎? 你以為你沒(méi)戴綠帽，就是那鳥(niǎo)叔?大象不叫大象———小松鼠!甲： 剛才有點(diǎn)太魯莽，我一沖動(dòng)胡亂嚷。老年人吃了保證能賽跑。小學(xué)生吃了能把大學(xué)考。過(guò)一會(huì)她在上場(chǎng)演丙的老婆)(這時(shí)甲連忙吆喝)甲： 過(guò)路的大哥與大嫂，新鮮大梨又甜又好。(向前走幾步)大姐!這梨咋賣(mài)的?乙： 每斤一塊八。這不，老婆讓我來(lái)買(mǎi)點(diǎn)梨，我就不敢買(mǎi)山東大蔥。丙(買(mǎi)梨的)：老婆的話(huà)我得聽(tīng)，因?yàn)槲沂撬瞎？靵?lái)買(mǎi)，快來(lái)挑。(唱：我是一只小小鳥(niǎo)..............)(這時(shí)乙 推著車(chē)上場(chǎng))乙(賣(mài)梨的)：梨大又甜有新鮮，中國(guó)人盼望是臺(tái)灣。有了機(jī)會(huì)不敢上，就怕自己水平淺。比如：參加小品大賽、尊重別人等.....人物：甲：帥氣男 乙：農(nóng)村婦女胖大氣 丙。說(shuō)明：故事中以展現(xiàn)自我、斗嘴、做人、理解、寬容。、裝腔作勢(shì)、吆喝了起來(lái)。這時(shí)來(lái)了一個(gè)賣(mài)梨的和一個(gè)買(mǎi)梨的。ll know all about it soon wishes to both of you in this new found Mae Alcott reporting.[Pulls it out of typewriter] Oh, forgot the “r” in folks is gonna think Jimmy39。s got those special feelings for 39。s feeling a bit shy and can39。re courting someone other than their week Jimmy Joe Johnson39。m headed over to the boys swimming got all kinds of interesting things going on over : This will do fine on the society page.[Sits at typewriter] Romance is a budding in the Mud Lake 39。ll see you : Keep 39。s your dollar, : feel just like Barbara : Keep it up and someday you just might be : You really think sure look up to and Jerry : They39。s worth printin.39。t got nothing on...BULA: To the point, good reporter gets to the : [Hands over a report] Anyway, I got 39。m a busy : I I heard some of them boys talking in the locker leave the window open cause it gets real hot in don39。m gonna get the best darn don39。 around looking for a went out behind the boys locker always go there hoping to...uh...talk with one of the know, interview 39。ve been quite the news hounds : News like the sound of that boys at school have always said I39。: [appears at door] Can I e in ?BULA: Why it ain39。191。189。189。 I think every teen in this town should have to go to the local gas station and have to try buying them in public.[smiles] And have old lady Smithe call out, 239。191。189。 about the local hospital, Nurse Kilabrew.[Pulls out a big file folder marked KILABREW in big letters] I239。191。189。s six : Six? That239。191。s a : And if it39。191。 by Nurse Nancy Sue Joneslost 2 a big congrats to Jane Grahamhappily gained another 27 pounds on his way to a town record 324 : And they all signed their release forms right?KILABREW: Oh, none of them read what it : Anything : Got some great baby names for asked Patty Mae Jones what she39。191。This week39。191。189。t a school girl no healthy body is a temple for the : I thought there was only one God?KILABREW: You239。T 39。s you feeling today?BULA: Fine, to bring me the munity health report?KILABREW: , : What?KILABREW: [examines BULA] You been getting enough vitamin C?BULA: I...I don39。s pappy, had to be given a ride home I think he likes riding in his son39。 he39。189。t even consider : I guess you239。m on 191。191。189。t you go spend that all in one : Just enough to get a snack at the Come and : Snack? I didn239。s a story in : That39。s a regular crime : If this keeps up, I may have to hire me a : Wouldn39。s still : [proud] I39。