【正文】 落寂，曾幾何時，我們還在校園里天真、幼稚、自以為是。A：別，別，別啊，您再考慮一下唄！面：別浪費我時間了，還有下一位呢，你快給我下去。面：那你對顧客所想要的知道多少？ A：這個??這個??略懂一點。A：你好，我是來面試的。（握手）不會吧？就剩下你一個了？ Only you 是我的好學(xué)生 Only you 能陪我到下課Only you 認真聽課，其他人我都給不及格你最聽話就是Only you 哦~哦~~！D：哦哦哦哦你個頭啊你都哦了一節(jié)課了，也不考慮下別人的感受，要不是抓鬮抓到我，我會留在這里嗎？切！~ 老師：你走吧，等到期末考試的時候你自然會回來和老師一起唱這首歌的。老師：哎呀，怎么幾天不見又長高了啊。傳承：神圣的暴風女神鉆石版全球限量發(fā)型一臺的第八代電子計算機——該機由本系計算機11328班經(jīng)過百年研制，并且結(jié)合了傳承萬年的古方釀造九九八十一天并提純?nèi)Т蔚奶├己辖鹬圃於?，具有每秒運算上千兆1+1=？的能力。那我就講接下來的內(nèi)容，這節(jié)課我們要講的是鎮(zhèn)系之寶——328人工智能計算機，有請——鎮(zhèn)系之寶。G：對對對，絕對沒這么簡單。G：誒，講笑話了，快起來！老師：這是一個腦筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎，很搞笑的，樹上有十只鳥，我用槍“嘣”地一聲打了一槍，你們猜樹上還有幾只鳥？D：這個問題不是早就有了么？估計被他改編了。在上課之前，老師先和你們說一下，想當年老師考博士是怎么考到一百分的。老師：這個理由未必也太充分了吧。老師：他干什么去了。你們都到哪里去了？怎么都遲到了？全體同學(xué)：大便！老師：行行行，你們以為我不知道，廁所只有三個坑，難道你們？（疑惑地望向同學(xué)們）同學(xué)們?nèi)孔鲶@訝狀老師：你們想哪里去了？好了，下面開始點名。場上響起音樂：（2）（3）同學(xué)們依次跳舞入場。C：兄弟們不好了，老師點名了，快走！D：聊天，我一定爭取。教室A同學(xué)坐好，老師入場老師：我是老師，謝謝（看向同學(xué)）哎呀，怎么人來的這么少啊，難道要我發(fā)飆不成？下面開始發(fā)飆??啊不，開始點名。Rita:A professional class skipperScene I(Anita, Kevin, Ken, Jason, Steven, and Rita are all Tunghai University are good day, Ken and Jason meet on the way to the classroom.)Ken: Why are you late? And, you just missed the last teacher gave us the main topics for the midterm : Oh, shoot!I just missed you lend me your notes so I can make a copy? Ken: Sure if you give me a good reason why you missed the promised me that you would be in class on time : Believe me, I would like to keep my problem is that I have the “Business Management” test today and I was up studying for it till three o’clock this I fell asleep and woke up at ten o’clock this : You studied until three o’clock this morning? Why? What did you do yesterday afternoon? I know you were free from four o’clock on : Well, I met one of my very old friends on line and we just talked too long… Ken: For God’s sake!Don’t you care about next week’s midterm examination?Scene II(Anita, Steven and Kevin are talking to one another in front of a , Anita is trying to prevent Steven and Kevin from cutting the next class.)Anita: Hey, we’ll have the “Business Management” class in a few are you going? Don’t tell me that you are going to argue with : I will do anything for my good course I am going to argue with the guy who gave my good friend a hard : You always like to get involved in someone else’s ’ll get yourself in ’t you know it?...Kevin: Anita, don’t be upset with will not listen to leave him the way, I am still waiting for your you ing with me to the concert tomorrow? Anita: Oh, I am sorry that I almost forgot time tomorrow? Kevin: Two o’ cannot wait to see my adorable superstar – , how wonderful!Anita: wait a have Calculus class tomorrow you out of your mind?Kevin: Well, I’m I think we can just copy the notes from someone : No, this is a very important you would never understand it without listening to the : To me it makes no if I were in the class I would never understand what the teacher is talking , who likes to look at the old baldhead?Scene III(After Calculus class, Anita is on the way to the ST the same time, Rita is walking to the ST building from the meet in front of the laboratory.)Rita: Here I , I did what I