【正文】 ow! Look at that! Hey, get out the way!Po: Uhh…oh…ohh! Ah…ah…ah! Hiyaah…ouch!Ceremony Host: And finally, Master Tigress. Believe me, citizens, you have not seen anything yet.Po: I know!Ceremony Host: Master Tigress faces Iron Arms and its Blades of Death.Master Oogway: I sense the Dragon Warrior is among us.Master Shifu: Citizens of the Valley of Peace, Master Oogway will now choose the Dragon Warrior!Po: Hah… butta… No, no, no, wait! Yaa… Po: ahh. Ha..ha… haah! Po: Ha… ha… haah!Dad: Po! What are you doing?Po: What does it look like I’m doing? …stop, stop! I’m going to see the Dragon Warrior!Dad: But I don’t understand! You finally have the noodle dream!Po: I lied, I don’t dream about noodles, Dad! I love Kung Fu! Uuu!Dad: Oh, e on, son, let’s get back to work.Po: Heay… Okay… …Ahh…ahh…ahh!Dad: Po!Po: Ahh…ahh… e back! Oh! Po: Oh, what’s going on…where… ah … what do you point… Oh…Okay, sorry, I just wanted to see who the Dragon Warrior was…Master Oogway: How interesting!Tigress: Master, are you pointing at me?Master Oogway: Him.Po: Who?Master Oogway: You.Po: Me?Master Oogway: The universe has brought us the Dragon Warrior.Po: What?Furious Five: What?Master Shifu: What?Dad: What?Master Shifu: Stop, wait, who told you to… …Master Oogway, wait! That crabby panda can’t possibly be the answer to our problem. You were about to appoint the Tigress. And that thing fell in front of her! That was just an accident!Master Oogway: There are no accidents.Tigress: Forgive us, Master. We have failed you.Master Shifu: No. If the panda has not quit by morning, then I would have failed you.Zeng: Wait, wait, wait! I bring a message from Master Shifu.Guard: What? Double the guard? Extra precautions?Zeng: ‘Your prison may not be adequate’?Guard: You doubt my prison secutity?Zeng: Absolutely not! Shifu does. I’m just the messager.Guard: I’ll give you a massage for your Master Shifu. Escape from Chordom Prison is impossible. Guard: Impressive, isn’t it?Zeng: Yes, very impressive. It is very impressive.Guard: One way in, and one way out. One thousand guards and one prisoner.Zeng: Yes, except that prisoner is Tai Lung.Guard: Take us down.Zeng: Ahh…ahh…ahh… oh…oo….oh.. Oh MY!… Guard: Behold Tai Lung… Zeng: I’ll… umm… I’ll just wait right here.Guard: It’s nothing to worry about. It’s perfectly safe. Both posts. At the ready. Zeng: What, Posts?Guard: Hey, tough guy, did you hear? Oogway is finally going to give someone the Dragon Scroll and it’s not going to be you.Zeng: What are you doing? Don’t get him mad!Guard: What is he going to do about it? I’ve got him pletely immobilized. Haa… haa… ha… ha…! Oh! Did I step on the wooly kiddy’s tail?Zeng: I’m gonna…I’ve seen enough. I’m gonna tell Shifu that he has nothing to worry about.Guard: No, he doesn’t.Zeng: Okay, I’ll tell him that.Guard: Hmm…Zeng: Can we please go now?Po: Oh, wait a second. I think there has been a slight mistake. Err… everyone seems to think I’m err…aah… the Sacred Hall of Warriors. No way. … Look at this place! Master FlyingRhino’s armour! With authentic battle damage! Wow… the Sword of Heroes! Said to be so sharp, you can cut yourself just by looking! Ahh! Oww! The invisible Dragon of Destiny. Uuhhs… I’ve only seen paintings of that painting! Ahh…ah…h(huán)a…h(huán)a…h(huán)a… Heeyah…yah…aah…ah…ah… Noo…! Ho… oh, oh, oh, oh… The legendary Urn of Whispering Warriors! Said to contain souls of the entire Tenshu army. Hello?Master Shifu: Have you finished sightseeing?Po: Sorry, I should have e to see you first.Master Shifu: My patience is running thin.Po: Ohh? Well, I mean, it’s not like you are going anywhere.Master Shifu: You turn around.Po: Sure. Hey, how is it going? How do you get five… Master Shifu! Ooh! ... Ohh … whooo … Someone broke that… but I’m going to fix it… I’ll… do you have some glue…… aah… ouch… ooo! I’m a splinter. Master Shifu: So you are the legendary Dragon Warrior, hmm?Po:… Ahh, I guess so…?Master Shifu: Wrong! You’re not the Dragon Warrior! You will never be the Dragon Warrior until you have learned the secret of the Dragon Scroll.Po: Wow… so… How does this work? Do you have a ladder? A trampoline or…?Master Shifu: Umph… you think it is that easy that I’m just going to hand you the secret to limitless power?Po: No! I … Master Shifu: One must first master the highest level of Kung Fu and that is clearly impossible if that one is someone like you.Po: Someone like me?Master Shifu: Yes! Look at you! This fat buttock. Flabby arms.Po: Those are sensitive in the flabby parts.Master Shifu: And this ridiculous belly…Po: Hey… whoo…Master Shifu: And utter disregard for personal hygiene…Po: Now wait a minute. That’s a little uncalled for.Master Shifu: don’t stand that close. I can smell your breath.Po: Listen, Oogway said that I was the… uh… the Wushi Finger Hold! Never….! Master Shifu don’t…Master Shifu: Haa… oh… you know this hold?Po: Developed by Master Wushi in the 3rd dynasty.Master Shifu: Yes. Oh, then you must know what happens when I flex my pinky.Po: No, no, no…Master Shifu: You know the hardest part of this? The hardest part is cleaning up afterwards. Humm…Po: Okay. Okay, take it easy.Master Shifu: Now listen closely, Panda. Oogway may have picked you, but when I’m through with you, I promise you, you’re going to wish he hadn’t. Are we clear?Po: Yes, we’re clear, we’re clear. We are so clear.Master Shifu: Good… hmm…. Hmm… hmm… I can’t wait to get started. Master Shifu: Let’s begin.Po: Wait, wait, wait. Now?Master Shifu: Yes, now. Unless you think that the great Oogway was wrong and you were not the Dragon Warrior.Po: Okay. Well, I don’t know if I can do all of those moves.Master Shifu: Well, if we don’t try, we will never know, will we?Po: Yes, it’s just, maybe we can find something more suited to my level.Master Shifu: And what lev