【正文】 t have any is always a lone，but he likes to go to the are many animals day, the idiot goes to are birds, deers, rabbitsbeside , There39。H:(醒來，伸懶腰，好舒服！)How nice!(突然想起什么，忙往回看)Where is the tortoise ? Where is he ??? I can’t see him!（我咋個看不到他喃）(再往前一看，做吃驚狀,馬上追)T:（握拳疊臂抖動，有力地）Oh?Oh ?.I won at last!(我終于贏了！)I won!I won!H:（在終點處,傷感地）Oh, my god!My god!?（天哪，糟啦！）.I ?I ?I failed.(我?我?我輸了)(向觀眾致謝，下臺去)I shouldn’t sleep.（我不該睡覺）傻子春天（第一幕）場景：森林（道具：椅子、草叢、樹、鴨）（道具：籃子、面包、胡蘿卜、玉米、斧頭、笛子）◎傻子坐在舞臺上※下音樂（森林狂想曲）◎動物兩邊后臺進場◎傻子和動物一起嬉戲◎笛聲音樂起時，精靈蹦蹦跳跳進場 對白：（人物：傻子、兔子、鹿、鳥、精靈）旁白：Long time ago, there39。(烏龜爬跑時四腿舒展、夸張而緩慢，左前腳向前一劃的同時右后腳向后一曲抬，反之亦然)H:(回頭看,連搖頭)How slow he is!（他好慢啊?。?打哈欠)I’m a little tired.（我有點困了）I want to have a nap.(想打下瞌睡)But I’ll still win.（但是我照樣要贏）兔子倚物（樹）而睡了（作鼾聲）。The tortoise and the hare Hare(高興地邊跑邊向觀眾打招呼): Hi, I’m Hare!(突然被什么地上東西絆了一下): What’s it？（啥子東西啊？）Tortoise(被絆個底朝天，氣憤地)I’m Tortoise!You should be care of others.(你應當注意到一下別人)H:(輕蔑嘲諷地)Hahaha? Why are you on the road ??（你憑啥子也在路上呢？）（拍腿并比劃其短）Your legs are so short！（你的腿好短?。。▽W他的東一劃西一劃的慢跑狀）And you are so slow!（你好慢?。。㏕:(反問)Are you fast ?(你就快嗎？？)H:(傲慢地)Yes, of course!（那當然噢）(吹牛,神氣地拍胸脯)I’m very one is faster than me!can you race with me ? I bet I’ll win you!（我敢打賭我要贏你！）T: OK, let’s have a race!Let’s see who is faster ? 兩人一起將中間拉有終點線繩的兩立柱搬到戲臺一側。兔子嘲笑烏龜腿短腳慢，根本沒有資格上路,自吹自己速度無人能比，于是二人打賭比賽。狐貍走在臺中，大笑起來：Ah ha ha ha ha!Ah ha ha ha ha!期間，夾雜著老虎的哭聲。狐貍把手一揮。老虎：果子貍？SARS? 非典？狐貍：(點點頭)Yes!老虎：(放開手，大叫著跑了)wa ya!(邊跑，邊擦手)(四)旁白：From then on, fox bee the real King of the are the champion狐貍大搖大擺地走在前面，后面有兩個小嘍羅在敲背。狐貍：(不解地)Who?老虎：(意味深長地)Your old friend!Tiger!狐貍：(裝傻地)Oh, haven’t see you for a long are you?(狐貍幫老虎整理領子，用袖子幫老虎擦衣服)老虎：(陰險地)Very very nice!Now, I see my !(狐貍聽了腳抖)狐貍：(打噴嚏)a ti!a ti!(煞有介事地)I admit I’v cheat you for 3 , you know, it’s all for your ：(疑惑地)For my sake?狐貍：(可憐巴巴地) tell the truth, I’m not a normal fox!老虎：(不甘示弱地)I’m not a normal tiger, ：(娓娓道來)I looked it up in the dictionary, and I know, in Chinese, they call me 果子貍。(琵琶撥一下弦，以示緊張的情緒。老虎一把揪住狐貍，喘三口氣后，將狐貍翻轉過來。s you, in can I do for you? R: Oh, you look so bad!What39。t will have many things to : Oh, My : Oh, it is harvest is so much rice in my must carry the rice to our house , rooster, would you like to help us carry rice? R: What? Carry rice? I am so work will make my feathers , no, no, I wouldn39。t sleep any is autumn is will be you don39。s the matter? B: Rooster spoilt my : He has destroyed my seedlings!H: Rooster, you are should say sorry to : What? Say sorry to them? No way!Don39。t can plant it : Oh, there are flowers over beautiful they are！One, two, three? B: Oh, my God, Rooster, what are you doing? They are my flowers!R: Yours? No one told me : You can39。t need to work at at me, red crest and colorful coat, shiny neck and golden you have anything like these? H: Rooster, we are not so pretty as you are, but we can do much : Yes, yes, we can make the sweetest honey in the : We can plant rice and wipe out the pests in the : When the pine trees are sick, I can cure : I can carry heavy loads for : Stop!Look at your big eyes and wide mouth, your gray feathers, and you, you are always of you are so will never play with 39。t believe it, what do you eat? R: Eat? I can find food everywhere, worms, corns and do I need to work? B: Oh!Look, has bee so : Oh yes, he is so beautiful！R: You are right, I39。t need to mum and dad never taught me how to : You don39。m still : Oh!Sleepy??B: No 39。s time to collect : Oh, where is ? W: He must be dreaming : He is so lazy!F: Why not wake him up and ask him to join us? H: Rooster, , wake up, wake 39。s spring : My dear friends, the whole year39。s time to get , guys, wake up, wake up!Spring is here!Spring is here!All: wow, spring is here, spring is : Look, leaves are turning : Flowers are : And the river begins to : The air smells fresh!Woodpecker: Listen, birds are : It39。C:Why?A pretty girl and a richman,what a good couple!J:But Lunch is my wife!We haven’t got divorced yet!(突然有了主意)I’ve got an idea!You are going to rob the wedding,don’tyou?I’ll go with take the money and I take the :Have you got any experience? J: I’ve got this!(J脫下鞋子從里面摸出一張支票，上書＄1，000，000)Act5(轉眼已到了婚禮之期．MS意氣風發(fā)用紅綢牽著新娘上，J蓋著紅蓋頭極不情愿地被拉上臺)(J和三強盜躍至臺中)ABCamp。C:Give us all your money!J(搜遍了每一個口袋，掏出1角硬幣):Is1mao enough?(三強盜暈倒狀，接著三人聚在一邊商量)A:What bad luck!This guy is broken!B:If we can not rob any money today,we will have nothing to eat tonight!C:I heard that the mayor’s son is going to marry Miss LiuLanzhi next can go and rob the wedding!Aamp。Little Red Riding a strange noise!Wolf：Come in，Come Red Riding Hood：(蹦跳著進來，把籃子放在桌子上，走到床前一看，跳回幾步)Oh!What are big ears!Wolf：I can listen to your sweet Red Riding Hood：Wow!What a big eyes!Wolf：I can see you pretty Red Riding Hood：Oh!What a big ：I can hug Red Riding Hood：（跪在床前，拉起Wolf的手，邊摸邊說）Look!What a big hands?Wolf：(從床上跳起來說)I can eat you!Little Red Riding Hood：(拼命地跑)Oh！No!No!Wolf：（追到Little Red Riding Hood，做吃狀，拍拍肚子說）It’s still like ：(一邊拿著槍，一邊做尋找狀出場)Where’s the wolf? Look!A door．(推門)The wolf is ：(發(fā)出呼呼的響聲)Hunter：(端起槍想打，又放下)What a big stomach!(摸摸Wolf的肚子)Grandma and Little Red Riding Hood are must be hurry．(從桌子上拿起剪刀，舉起)Loo