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初中幽默英語演講稿初中幽默英語演講稿篇1 Matt and his wife lived in the country. Matt was very stingy and hated spending money. One day a fair came to the nearby town. Lets go to the fair, Matt, his wife said. We havent been anywhere for a long time. Matt thought about this for a while. He knew he would have to spend money at the fair. At last he said, All right, but Im not going to spend much money. Well look at things, but we wont buy anything. They went to the fair and looked at all the things to buy. There were many things Matts wife wanted to buy, but he would not let her spend any money. Then, in a nearby field, they saw a small airplane. Fun flights! the notice said, $$ 10 for 10 minutes. Matt had never been in an airplane and he wanted to go on a fun flight. However, he didnt want to have to pay for his wife, as well. Ive only got $$ 10, he told the pilot. Can my