【正文】 Story 30 Father’s Things When Peter is 17, he is as tall as his father. So he begins to borrow his father’s clothes when he wants to go out with his father’s clothes when he wants to go out with his friends in the evening. Father doesn’t like this. And he always gets very angry when he finds his son wearing any of his things. One evening when Peter is about to go out。當(dāng)他下去的時(shí)候，比利就上來了。”狐貍問他：“不行，這只雞太大了，”比利說，“下來吧?！薄笆鞘裁囱?？”狐貍先生好奇地問：“那是一只有大又費(fèi)肥的母親。 比利很吃驚，但是他并不害怕。當(dāng)他撿起蘿卜的時(shí)候，狐貍先生正在他的生后，想吃了他。 杰克看到熊走遠(yuǎn)了，他才滑下樹來，叫醒本。熊看看本。“我怎么辦??？快幫幫我？”本朝杰克喊道。“那是什么？這聲音真恐怖?！崩峭蝗徽f，突然咬住鶴的長脖子，把她吃了。她用她的長嘴把骨頭拉了出來。我會給你報(bào)酬的。骨頭卡在里面。一天。在煙囪下面的火爐上有一鍋水?！薄安?，不，你是大灰狼。第一只小豬蓋了一座木頭房子?！睖氛f。Story 25 Change Name Tom is 16. he decides to leave home and joins a music pany. His father hears that and angry, “Singer? My son? It’s disgrace!” he shouts, “What do they think of the neighbors know?” “I will change my name,” Tom says. He thinks he will bee a singer in the future.“Change your name?” Tom’s father shouts angrily, “What if you’re successful? How will the neighbors know you are my son.?”故事25 改名字湯姆16歲了。” 后來狼真的來了?！贝迕窈苌鷼?，回到田里?！盨tory 24 Wolf Is Coming There is a naughty boy in a village. He likes telling lies. One day he wants to make fun of the farmers. So he shouts, “Wolf! Wolf! Wolf is ing!” The kind farmers are working in the field. They hear the shout, and hurry to help the boy. But when get there, the boy says: “There isn’t a wolf. I’m joking. The farers are angry and go back to their field. After a while the biy shouts again, “Wolf! Wolf! Wolf is ing!” And the farmers e and are cheated again. The boy laughs and laughs. They say, “You tell lies. We will not believe you.” Later a wolf really es. The boy is very scared. “Wolf! Wolf! Wolf is ing!” the boy shouts and shouts. “Help! Help!” But no one es. And wolf eats the naughty boy.故事24 狼來了 村子里有個(gè)淘氣的小男孩，他喜歡撒謊。 “我想我告訴過你吧這些企鵝送進(jìn)動物園的。當(dāng)一輛貨車停在他面前的時(shí)候，戴維向司機(jī)羅珀特求救，并且解釋自己要送這些企鵝去倫敦動物園?！笆堑摹Ｒ惶?， 狗驕傲地說著；‘我是多么重要啊！白天我在牧場看護(hù)家群，晚上我看家。 于是她把那瓜滾回家。 突然她看見一只狗熊騎著一輛自行車朝她這邊來。 “它在我后面呢?！? 機(jī)靈兔子繼續(xù)跑著?！鞍?！ 賊！”機(jī)靈肚子喊著追過去。于是所羅門指著流淚的婦女說：“把孩子給她，她是真正的母親?！敖o我拿把刀來，把這個(gè)孩子切成兩半，沒人一半。 一天夜里，其中一個(gè)嬰兒死了。 不久，女皇死了，因?yàn)樗皇鞘澜缟献蠲利惖娜恕！彼兴抛吡税籽┕鳌?“我一定要?dú)⑺腊籽┕?。每個(gè)人都很喜歡她。Story 18 Snow White Snow White is born on a cold winter day. She is as white as snow. Her eyes are very big, her hair very long and her voice is sweet. She is very kind and beautiful. Everyone loves her. Her mummy, the Queen loves her, too. But she died. A new Queen es. She is beautiful, but bad. She doesn’t like Snow White, because Snow White is the most beautiful girl in the world. “I will kill Snow White.” So she orders a hunter to kill Snow White. The hunter is an honest man. “You are a good girl。于是繩子就繞在了數(shù)上。巴比朝狐貍一個(gè)勁地叫。他回來后，我把他拴在一棵樹上，給他一些食物。他會和我玩球。說完他倆都笑了。 “這兒。我會補(bǔ)好它的。”店主人回答說：“那不是我的狗。Story 15 That Is Not My Dog! A woman walks into a pet shop and sees a cute little dog. She asks the shopkeeper, “Does your dog bite?” The shopkeeper says, “No, my dog does not bit.” The woman tries to pet the dog and the dog bites her. “Ouch!” She says, “I thought you said your dog does not bite!”The shopkeeper replies, “That is not my dog!”故事15 那不是我的狗 一個(gè)婦人走進(jìn)一家寵物店，看見一只很可愛的小狗。但是她卻把魚放回河里，又繼續(xù)釣魚。突然魚竿動了動。”青蛙說：“我不相信。一天， 一只烏鴉飛到井邊，看見青蛙，就對它說：“青蛙，咱們聊聊吧。然后我對她說：“奶奶，我要回家了?！昂煤⒆??！薄白龅煤谩！边@條真龍拜訪葉先生了。這屋子都快成了龍的世界。我不相信。 周先生見了說：“這條龍沒有眼睛?！鞍」?！我有辦法了！我把耳朵堵上，拿鈴鐺的時(shí)候就聽不見鈴聲了?！盨tory 9 Covering One’s Ears While Stealing a Bell Mr. Wang thinks he is clever, but he always does foolish things. One day he sees a beautiful bell at the top of a door. “Oh! How nice! I will take it home.” He thinks, “What can I do?” After a while he has a “good” idea. “Aha! I have an idea now. I can plug my ears. Then I will not hear the ring when I take off the bell.” Then he does so. But as soon as he takes off the bell, the owner opens the door. “What ate you doing?” the owner says angrily.故事9 掩耳盜鈴 王先生總以為自己很聰明，實(shí)際上他總干傻事?？墒撬之嬃似饋?，它還說：“再給它加幾只腳吧。它們比賽畫蛇，誰最快畫好，誰就喝這壺酒。你承認(rèn)自己的錯(cuò)誤，還是給好孩子”老師為此感到滿意。我沒有做鬼臉。 “你為什么要做鬼臉？這是教室！看看！同學(xué)們都在笑！”老師生氣地說。他總是在上課的時(shí)候睡覺。警察告訴湯姆的妻子：“這位老人在街上迷路了，他讓我用汽車送他回來。你怎么會問這個(gè)問題？這可是一個(gè)愚蠢的問題。他問約翰：“你在干什么？”約翰說：“我在數(shù)星星。 “是的，媽媽。一天， 他回到家，他媽媽問他：“你喜歡你的新老師嗎？” “不，我不喜歡她，媽媽。他去看醫(yī)生，醫(yī)生給他開了一些強(qiáng)力安眠藥。如果我把他們看成了四個(gè)，那么我就算醉了。, dad? Well, my son, his father replied, look, there are standing two policemen. If I regard the two policemen as four then I am drunk. But, dad, the boy said, there39。可你為什么對那位老太太那么感興趣呢？” “她是個(gè)賣糖果的。re a good boy, said the mother proudly. Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman? She is the one who sells the candy. 好孩子 小羅伯特向媽媽要兩分錢?！?他開始回家，那天他沒有吃東西。s house today, for I cannot get over the river. He began to go home. He had eaten no food that day. He began to want food. He came to the apples, and he was glad to take them out of the dust and eat them. Do not throw good things away。 for the rich man will give me much food。 The lecturer on evolution had been going on for nearly two hours. then he started again, and said he:Let me ask the evolutionist a question if we had tails like a baboon, where are they? I39?！?“20美元！為什么？不是說好只要4美元?？墒悄阕蛱煺f你告訴我的知識都是一個(gè)耳朵里進(jìn)，一個(gè)耳朵里出，所以我要把它堵在里面。 父親：兒子，你不認(rèn)為你已經(jīng)長大了，不該再老是一角一角地要錢了(該自立了)，不是嗎？兒子：爸爸，我想你是對的，那給我一塊錢行嗎？A little kid fell in love with another little kid, a school mate. Sometimes the kids think they fall in love when they have a crush on someone else in the class, when they’re eight or ten years old or something like that. So the eightyearoldkid came back home and asked his father, “Father, is it expensive to be married?” And the father said, “Yes, son, it is very expensive.” So the son asked, “How much does it cost?” And the father said, “I don’t know, son. I’m still paying.” 有個(gè)小孩愛上了另一個(gè)小孩，對方是學(xué)校的同學(xué)。s the heat that kills it.史密斯先生：服務(wù)員，我的湯里有一只死蒼蠅． 服務(wù)員：是的，先生，我知道了，它是被燙死的．Son: Dad, give me a dime. Father: Son, don39。Teacher: Would Shakespeare be a great man if he were still alive today? S