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你必須努力,當(dāng)有一天驀然回首時(shí),你的回憶里才會(huì)多一些色彩斑斕,少一些蒼白無力。既糾結(jié)了自己,又打擾了別人。2. 若不是心寬似海,哪有人生風(fēng)平浪靜?!庇谑沁@個(gè)婦人試著撫摸小狗,可是小狗卻咬了她?!笆堑?。一天,狗驕傲地說著;‘我是多么重要??!白天我在牧場(chǎng)看護(hù)家群,晚上我看家。然后我對(duì)她說:“奶奶,我要回家了。“好孩子。”“做得好。“再給你兩分錢。” 8A Good Boy Little Robert asks his mother for two cents. What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday? I gave it to a poor old woman, he answers. You39。”7“I39?!币粋€(gè)男孩笑著說:“當(dāng)月亮變成月牙的時(shí)候,住在上面的人該多擁擠?。?Are Flies Yummy?Tony and his father are eating dinner.Suddenly Tony asks his father, “Dad, are flies yummy?”Dad frowns and says, “No, I think it’s yucky. Why do you ask me this question? It’s a silly question.”But Tony says, “ There was one fly in your plate.”蒼蠅好吃嗎?托尼正和他爸爸一起吃晚餐。湯姆是約翰的弟弟?!笆堑?,媽媽。一天,他回到家,他媽媽問他:“你喜歡你的新老師嗎?”“不,我不喜歡她,媽媽。因?yàn)樗日f3加3等于6,然后她又說2加4等于6.”2Ten CandiesMother asks her son, “Jim, if you have ten candies, and you eat four, then how many candles do you have?”“Ten.” Jim says.“Ten?” Mother asks.Yes, Mum. Four candies are in my stomach and six candies are out of my stomac