【正文】 airs of trousers? case he got a hole in one!Submitted by Lesley MorganQ: What flowers have two lips?A: TulipsQ: They travel all over the world but end up in the corner，what are they?A: StampsSubmitted by Takya, : Why didn39。t the farmer cry when his dairy cow fell off thecliff?A: There39。s no use crying over split by Alfred VincentQ: Ten copycats were sitting in a boat, and one jumped many were left?A: were all : What is the difference between a jeweler and a jailor?A: A jeweler sells jailer watches by Cristina TosoQ: What is a bachelor?A: A man who never Mrs.(misses) by Q: Why do cows have bells?A: Because their horns don39。t by Barbara KoehlerThis one may be difficult for some ESL students since itrequires knowing the words “seagul”, “bay” and “bagel”Q: Why do seagulls fly over the sea?A: Because if they flew over the bay, they would be bagels!Submitted by Corey Palmer, Lemoore, CAQ: What39。s the difference between a trampoline and an Englishtextbook?A: You take off your shoes before jumping on a : How do you get ten English teachers to agree on the bestteaching method?A: Shoot nine of them.(Use as an example of the insult variety of jokes.)Q: Why were the little drops of ink crying?A: Their mother was in the pen and they did not know how longher sentence would by Walter Lowe, aka “Anonymouse”Q: How many sheep does it take to make one wool sweater?A: I didn39。t even know sheep could knit!Q: What39。s a teacher39。s favorite nation?A: : What39。s the most colorful state of .?A: by Jeanine Padilha,BrazilQ: In what state does it cost the most to live in?A: by Mike McKinneyQ: What did the cannibal who was late for dinner get?A: The cold by SeanA Christmas time joke for grammar classes:Q: What do you call Santa39。s helpers? A: Subordinate by: MikeQ: What do you call a dog with no legs?A: Why bother, he won39。t e : How do you top a car?A: Tep on the brake, tupid!Submitted by Sandra DuncanQ: Is there a word in the English language that uses all thevowels including “y” ?A: Unquestionablely!Submitted by lisaQ: Why do birds fly south for the winter?A: Because it39。s too far to by Kevin LongVocabulary Quiz:Q: What is the longest word in the English language?A: Smiles.(There is a mile between the first letter and thelast letter.)Information Quiz:Q: What is the tallest building in our town? A: The library.(It has the most stories.)Submitted by Walter Lowe, aka “Anonymouse”Q: If you are Russian before you enter the bathroom andFinnish after you leave the bathroom, what are you when youare in the bathroom?A: European.(You39。re apeein39。.)Submitted by Cara Thompson(from my stepdaughters)This riddle may be good for highlevel science : What do you call a test tube that graduates from highschool?A: A graduated cylinderSubmitted by Margaret ElliottQ: How did Jonah feel after he got swallowed by a fish?A: Down in the : What did the monk say to the hotdog vendor?A: Make me one with by Jason SchulteMaybe only appropriate for more mature : What did the fish say when he hit the wall?A: Dam!Submitted by: DuMarsQ: A man was locked in a room with only a bed, a calendar, anda did he drink, how did he eat, and how did he getout? Another man was locked in a room with only a mirror and a did he get out? A third man was locked in an empty did he escape?A: The first man drank from the springs of the bed, ate thedates off the calendar and played the piano until he found theright key, which he used to unlock the second manlooked in the mirror to see what he he took the sawand cut the table in , he put the two halvestogether to make a , he crawled out through the third man broke out with the by Walter Lowe, aka “Anonymouse”39。s brown and sticky? stick!Submitted by Moira Dykes, Cambridge第五篇：英語(yǔ)謎語(yǔ)(猜一種飲料)答案：咖啡 謎語(yǔ)解析(car 飛) stays hot even if put it in a fridge? 什么東西即使放到冰箱中也是熱的？答案：pepper(胡椒粉)謎語(yǔ)解析：hot也有“辣”的意思 fruit is never found singly? key: pear 什么水果永遠(yuǎn)都不會(huì)是單數(shù)?答案:pear(梨)謎語(yǔ)解析:pear和pair(一雙)讀音相同 which hand do you write? 你用哪只手寫字呢? key: neither, I use a pen!答案：都不用，我用筆 man cannot live in a house? 什么人不能住在房子里? 謎語(yǔ)snowman（雪人） goes through a door but never es in or goes out?什么東西穿過門，但是從來也沒有進(jìn)去或者出來?key: keyhole答案：鎖眼 goes through a door but never es in or goes out?什么東西穿過門，但是從來也沒有進(jìn)去或者出來?key: keyhole答案：鎖眼，那么4個(gè)彎的手指是什么? 答案：wonderful 謎語(yǔ)解析：彎的four many sides does a circle have?一個(gè)圓有幾個(gè)面? key: Two，the inside and the outside答案：兩面，里面和外面 can you get water with a net? 什么時(shí)候你可以用網(wǎng)拿到水呢？ key: when water is turned into ice答案：當(dāng)水變成冰的時(shí)候39。s the poorest bank in the world? 世界上最貧窮的銀行是什么？key: the river bank答案：河岸。bank還有河岸的意思 is yours but is used by others more than by yourself? 什么東西是你的但是別人卻用的比你多? key: your name答案：你的名字 always goes up and never goes down? 什么東西永遠(yuǎn)只升不降key: your age答案：你的年齡 will you break once you say it?什么東西你說出來就打破了它? key: silence答案：沉默 do every couple have in mon? 每一對(duì)夫妻都有的共同點(diǎn)是什么? key: they39。re married on the same day答案: 他們都在同一天結(jié)婚 word is pronounced wrong, even by the best of scholars?哪個(gè)單詞即使是最好的學(xué)者來念都念錯(cuò)? key: wrong答案：wrong(錯(cuò)) can move faster，heat or cold？ 冷和熱誰(shuí)跑得快？key: Heat，because you can catch cold．熱跑得快，因?yàn)槟阕返蒙侠?。cold n．冷；感冒 catch cold追上冷；患感冒 is full when it39。s used and empty when it39。s at rest? 什么東西在使用它的時(shí)候是滿的，在他休息的時(shí)候是空的。key：a shoe答案：鞋 has teeth but cannot eat? 什么東西有牙齒卻不能吃東西?key：corn答案：玉米