【正文】 說相聲的。叫什么名字，大伙叫唐稀松呀。唐：嗨，你干嗎叫外號呀。馬：??？唐：我就是，有什么事嗎？馬：你就是！唐：嗯。馬：別逗了。唐：什么叫，別逗呀。我就是唐杰忠，有什么事嗎？馬：有事呀，沒事能找你來嗎？唐：有事你就說吧。馬：說呀，別說了，兩頭都不樂意。說什么呀？唐：你干嗎來了？馬：我說你，別瞪眼，別瞪眼。一瞪眼比骺還難看。唐：喝！馬：你看，這模樣干嗎呀，別，不至于這樣。別介，行不行，干嗎呀這樣。你看看，回頭你一生氣你回頭得病，一病回頭哏屁著涼了，麻煩了吧，你不愿意告訴我，我找別人打聽，別介，傻老爺們。第五篇：經(jīng)典影視對白22部經(jīng)典英語電影中的經(jīng)典英語臺詞22部電影，22句愛情箴言：包括《飛屋環(huán)游記》、《剪刀手愛德華》、《阿甘正傳》等經(jīng)典電影中的經(jīng)典臺詞。One is always on a strange road, watching strange scenery and listening to strange one day, you will find that the things you try hard to forget are already ，聽著陌生的樂曲，看著陌生的風(fēng)景。有一天你將會發(fā)現(xiàn)，你努力嘗試忘卻的事情早已悄然而去了。《飛屋環(huán)游記》Happiness is not about being immortal nor having food or rights in one39。s ’s about having each tiny wish e true, or having something to eat when you are hungry or having someone39。s love when you need ，不是擁有豐衣足食，更不是擁有權(quán)利在手。能有個極小的愿望實現(xiàn)，或者當(dāng)饑餓的時候有東西吃，或者需要關(guān)愛的時候有人疼愛，那就是幸福。《當(dāng)哈利遇見莎莉》Love is a lamp, while friendship is the the lamp is off, you will find the shadow is who can give you strength at ，友情是影子。當(dāng)天燈掉落的時候，你將會看見影子無處不在。最終，能給了你力量的卻是你的朋友！《剪刀手愛德華》I love you not for who you are, but for who I am with ，而是我是你的誰?！稇傧?00天》Love makes man grow up or sink ?！度绻茉賽垡淮巍稩f you can hold something up and put it down, it is called weightlifting。if you can hold something up but can never put it down, it’s called , most of people are bearing heavy burdens when they are in （東西）舉得起來又能放下，那叫舉重；如果你拿起一些事情（東西）卻不能放下它，那叫忍受負(fù)擔(dān)?？蓱z的是，很多人戀愛的時候卻一直處在重負(fù)之下。《廊橋遺夢》We all live in the take a minute to know someone, one hour to like someone, and one day to love someone, but the whole life to forget 。我們會用一分中的時間去認(rèn)識一個人，用一個小時去喜歡上一個人，用一天的時間去愛上一個人?？墒?，卻會用盡一生的時間去忘卻一個人?！短┨鼓峥颂枴稯ne may fall in love with many people during the you finally get your own happiness, you will understand the previous sadness is kind of treasure, which makes you better to hold and cherish the people you ，一個人也許或與很多人相愛。最后，當(dāng)你得到你自己的幸福的時候，你將會明白之前的悲傷（痛苦）會是一種財富。因為它使你能更好地珍惜你所愛的人?！冻鯌?0次》When you are young, you may want several love as time goes on, you will realize that if you really love someone, the whole life will not be need time to know, to forgive and to this needs a very big ，你也許會想獲得很多戀愛經(jīng)驗。但是隨著時間的流逝，當(dāng)你愛上一個人的時候你會意識到你的一生都不夠用。時間證明，去愛和原諒對方都需要一個非常大的胸襟?！秵紊砉ⅰ稺hen tomorrow turns in today, yesterday, and someday that no more important in your memory, we suddenly realize that we r pushed forward by is not a train instill in which you may feel forward when another train goes is the truth that we39。ve all grown we bee 、昨天甚至某天的時候，我們會恍然大悟自已經(jīng)被時間向前推移，在我們的腦海里面已不再有什么重要的回憶了。這并不是火車逐漸駛過的過程，可當(dāng)另一輛火車駛過的時候，也許你會感覺到自己在前進。我們都在長大（前進），成為了不同的人，這是個事實?！斗质中拧稩f you leave me, please don39。t fort me because each sewing has to meet stinging ，請不要安慰我。因為每一針都會刺痛我的心。《曾經(jīng)》Don’t forget the things you once you the things you can’t 39。t give up the things that belong to you and keep those lost things in ，珍惜你你得不到的。請不要放棄（拋棄）屬于你的東西并要把遺失了的保留在腦海里?！段餮艌D夜未眠》I love and am used to keeping a distance with those changed in this way can I know what will not be abandoned by example, when you love someone, changes are all I step backward and watching it silently, then I see the true ，卻習(xí)慣把這些和保持了距離。只有這樣，我才會知道什么將會被時間所拋棄。譬如，當(dāng)你愛上一個人的時候，變化無時不在。然后你悄悄地往回看，你會看見自己真實的心情。《兩小無猜》Good love makes you see the whole world from one person while bad love makes you abandon the whole world for one ，總是會使你從一個人的眼里看到整個世界；然而不幸的愛情，卻會使你因一個人把整個是世界拋棄?！独渖健稺e shall always save a place for ourselves, only for then begin to no idea of what it is, who he is, how to love or how long it will wait for one no one will e out, but this kind of waiting is the love ，一個只屬于自己的空間。然后開始戀愛，變得六神無主。不知道他是誰，如何去愛又能持續(xù)多久。只等待一個人（某人）的愛。也許沒有人可以出來，但是這一種等待就是愛情的本身！《天使愛美麗》Is there anyone who hasn39。t suffered for the secret love? We always think that love is very heavy, heavy and could be the heaviest thing in the 4 one day, when you look back, you suddenly realize that it39。s always light, all thought love was very deep, but in fact it39。s very deepest and heaviest love must grow up with the ？我們總是覺得愛很沉重，恨沉重，比世上任何的東西都要沉重。然而，有一天當(dāng)你看回頭的時候，你會忽然間意識到它一直都很輕，很輕。我們總是認(rèn)為愛非常深，事實上卻很稀薄。最深和最沉重的愛情必須要隨著時間成長！《附注我愛你》In this world, only those men who really feel happy can give women ，只有這個男人真正地可以給這個女人幸福?！队∪恕稟n unacceptable love needs no sorrow but timesometime for badlyhurt heart needs no sympathy but ，因為時間有時候會把它遺忘。一個受傷的心不需要同情，卻需要理解。《返老還童》I know someone in the world is waiting for me, although I39。ve no idea of who he I feel happy every day for ，但是我知道在這個世上有個人正在等待著我。為此，我感到每一天都很幸福?！稇賾俟P記本》In your life, there will at least one time that you forget yourself for someone, asking for no result, no pany, no ownership nor sk for meeting you in my most beautiful ，至少有一次你會為一個人迷失你自己，不問結(jié)果，沒有陪伴，沒有自主權(quán)，更沒有愛情。只想在 我最美麗的日子能夠遇見你。《阿甘正傳》I don39。t think that when people grow up, they will bee more broadminded and can accept , I think it39。s a selecting process, knowing what39。s the most important and what39。s the then be a simple ，他們會變得更加心胸寬闊可以接受每一件事。相反地，我認(rèn)為這是個選擇的過程，會知道什么是重要的什么的次要的。然后就成為一個坦率的人?！犊吹靡婏L(fēng)景的房間》When you feel hurt and your tears are gonna to look up and have a look at the sky once belongs to the sky is still vast , clouds are still clear, you shall not cry because my leave doesn39。t take away the world that belongs to ，眼淚會隨著掉下了。請你抬頭看看那曾經(jīng)屬于我們的天空，假如天空依然寬闊，白云依然清晰可見，你就不該哭泣。因為我離開的時候并沒有把屬于你的世界帶走。