【正文】 prefer not to will have friends randomly call you over the next couple of years to keep you honest, because i know you would be unable to do it on your have all the passwords to every account on the system, and i know every password you have used for the last five you decide to get cute, i am going to publish your favorites list, which i conveniently saved when you made me back up your useless do believe that terms like lolita are not usually viewed favorably by the you borrowed the digital camera to take pictures of your mothers birthday, you neglected to mention that you were going to take pictures of yourself in the mirror you forgot to erase them like the technomoron you really it to say i have never seen such odd acts with a sauce bottle, but i assure you that those have been copied and kept in safe places pending theauthoring of a glowing letter of remendation.(try to use a spell check please。i hate having to correct your mistakes.)thank you for your time, and i expect the letter ofremendation on my desk by 8:00 am word of this to anybody, and all of your little twisted repugnant obsessions will beopen to the screw with your systems ? because they know what you do with all that free time!wishing you a grand and glorious day.第五篇：外企工作人員英文辭職報告外企工作人員英文辭職報告外企英文辭職信范文 sample 1pany name or letterheadaddresscity, state zipdatedeareffective october 1, i will assume the position of director of human resources for xxx, inc., in baton , please accept my resignation as benefits and pensation coordinator of the human resources department within aaa associates, effective september decision was a difficult one for me because i have so enjoyed my working relationships job description has given me great latitude in assisting other coordinators within the human resource area, and as a result, i’ve gained skills in several related crosstraining opportunities have been invaluable, and in a much more formal, classroom setting, i’ve been able to take advantage of classes in management, interpersonal skills, writing, and oral of this training has been a worthwhile effort for both aaa(pany)and i go to the new position, i’ll do so with the utmost respect for the management examples and philosophies learned here and with gratitude for the personal attention to my career you for the rewarding experience i’ve enjoyed during my sevenyear association with the ,外企英文辭職信范文 sample 2dear accept my resignation as associate chemist at the gert plan to leave my job here on september 30, 19–, taking a few days of annual leave just prior to that effective you know, my primary interest has been in the oil and gas , i’ve accepted a position with fury refining, inc., that should put me back in touch with my “first love.”although i’m eager to accept the challenges in this new position, i regret leaving the and the organization as a whole have treated me very well over the past three won’t forget the friendship and professional growth i’ve experienced as an employee wishes to all of you for years of expansion ,