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【正文】 fall two, that I talk so long they can’t stay ：你們或者睡覺(jué)，或者不睡，只要不打呼嚕，我就接著講。作為一個(gè)講演者，他的演講總拿來(lái)和林肯的哥得堡演講[一個(gè)著名的演講]相比較。當(dāng)他演講結(jié)束時(shí)，也有悲傷、眼淚和悲痛——特別是計(jì)劃委員會(huì)。As a speaker, he has often been pared to Abraham Lincoln delivering the Gettysburg he finishes his speech, there is also sorrow, tears and mourningespecially by the program ：演講者講得太糟糕了，組織者哭得很傷心。演講結(jié)束時(shí)，宴會(huì)主人感謝你從繁忙的日程中抽出時(shí)間來(lái)——你泰然自若，優(yōu)雅地點(diǎn)頭微笑著，心里非常清楚你日歷上唯一的事情就是就早餐后喝點(diǎn)咖啡Poise is when you finish your speech and the toastmaster thanks you for taking time out of your busy schedule to be a part of their programand you nod and smile graciously knowing full well that the only thing on your calendar is a little coffee from ：一些老干部退休后沒(méi)什么事干，有人請(qǐng)他參加一些活動(dòng)，他還假裝很忙，好象推開(kāi)了很多事才趕去似的。過(guò)去我演講時(shí)常常會(huì)比較緊張，但那時(shí)我看到一條信息說(shuō)如果你想象所有的觀眾都是裸體會(huì)有所幫助。此時(shí)此刻，我站在這里想象著觀眾都是裸體，真的起作用，我不再緊張了，但眼睛有些疲勞。I used to get nervous when giving a speech but then I read that it helps to think of the entire audience as being so, at this very moment, I’m standing up here imagining every one in this audience as being it really no suffer from 幽默注釋?zhuān)喊延^眾想象成裸體，意思是我不怕你們，就不緊張了。創(chuàng)新句子：大部分人站在講臺(tái)上都會(huì)有點(diǎn)兒緊張，我屬于少部分人，我非常緊張。我本人不自負(fù)——我簡(jiǎn)直不能告訴你們我是多么欽佩我這一點(diǎn)。Personally, I have never been conceitedand I can’t tell you how much I admire myself for ：他因?yàn)樽约翰蛔载?fù)，所以變得非常驕傲。創(chuàng)新句子：我一點(diǎn)兒都不自負(fù)，以后我再翻譯給律師聽(tīng)。Let me put this into plain ’ll translate it for the lawyers ：律師總喜歡用復(fù)雜的語(yǔ)言，簡(jiǎn)單的話(huà)都聽(tīng)不懂了。創(chuàng)新句子：我的講話(huà)有三個(gè)版本，小學(xué)生版本，中學(xué)生版本，大學(xué)生版本，你是聽(tīng)小學(xué)一年紀(jì)版的，還是小學(xué)二年紀(jì)版的？如果你聽(tīng)過(guò)這個(gè)故事，請(qǐng)不要打斷我，我就知道這一個(gè)故事。If you’ve already heard this story, please don’t stop me because it’s the only one I ：就是你知道兩個(gè)故事，講故事前也可以這么說(shuō)。創(chuàng)新句子：我講個(gè)笑話(huà)，如果你們聽(tīng)過(guò)，也希望裝做沒(méi)聽(tīng)過(guò)，我也這樣照顧你們。演講就象給草坪澆水，如果有四分之一的水滲下去你就滿(mǎn)意了。Making a speech is like watering a ’re satisfied if just a quarter of it sinks ：有人打呼嚕，有人說(shuō)話(huà)，都是正常的，有四分之一觀眾聽(tīng)就不錯(cuò)了。演講開(kāi)始時(shí)我們有一些共同點(diǎn)，你們不知道我要講什么——我也不知道。At the very start, let me just say that we both have something in don’t know what I’m going to sayand neither do ：即興演講的開(kāi)場(chǎng)白。創(chuàng)新句子：我不知道你們會(huì)不會(huì)喜歡我的演講，我不知道我要講點(diǎn)兒什么開(kāi)始前我想告訴你們下面的演講已經(jīng)編輯成了電視節(jié)目，我現(xiàn)在少講20分鐘，我們能夠及時(shí)趕回家看2臺(tái)的節(jié)目。Before I begin, I want you to know that the following speech has been edited for cut 20 minutes out of it so we could all get home in time for the game on channel ：放著現(xiàn)場(chǎng)不看，偏要回家在電視上看?？赡苣銈冇行┤酥牢医裢沓霈F(xiàn)在這里有兩個(gè)原因：第一個(gè)原因是你們的計(jì)劃委員會(huì)一直在設(shè)法尋找一個(gè)聰明、有趣、老練的演講者，——他們找到了。第二個(gè)原因是那個(gè)人病了，所以就打電話(huà)把我找來(lái)了。As some of you may know, I’m appearing here tonight for two very good first reason is your Program Committee was trying to find a speaker who’s intelligent, entertaining, sophisticatedand they second reason is, he got sick so they called ：一開(kāi)始好象在說(shuō)自己很牛，其實(shí)就是個(gè)臨時(shí)替場(chǎng)。創(chuàng)新句子：我認(rèn)為我演講很風(fēng)趣，可為什么沒(méi)人笑呢？
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