【正文】 jing》 or 《dabeizhou》? 八戒依舊看書(shū)，不理睬。T:(湊過(guò)去)let me have a look at it!八戒才注意，趕忙藏書(shū)。但為時(shí)已晚，T一把搶過(guò)。發(fā)現(xiàn)是封面女郎很惹火，眼神立刻變得溫柔，接過(guò)書(shū)開(kāi)始看T：yao….xi…..(流口水，八戒看到，拿出衛(wèi)生紙給唐僧擦，唐僧回過(guò)神來(lái))T:（轉(zhuǎn)身訓(xùn)斥八戒）how many times I have told you!You are not supposed to read this kind of book!I will keep it for you until the trip is end…..(唐僧將畫(huà)冊(cè)掖到衣服里)P:But..um,why boss,why you always said we can never touch girls?I just do not understand…T:（sigh），how many times I have to tell you ,That is because…(唐僧?dāng)[出一個(gè)酷酷的動(dòng)作，一邊跳舞，一邊開(kāi)始唱歌，Jackson的dangeous)……… P:I knowT:Monkey,I am and get me some food….Shaseng,you go feed the horse.(聲音放低)and I think it is the time for me to call my little honey pony(甜蜜的，一邊掏出手機(jī)，回頭看到八戒在身邊)hey！pig, get out of here!give me some private space!唐僧開(kāi)始給Q打電話(huà)T:hi..how you’re doing(不解釋….)Q:I am fine,but I miss you left,I can not stoping recalling the days we are together..but you do not even give me a call T:oh darling….i am boys are so gaush,it is not convenient to phone you know I love you…oh…they are back!Fuck u boys,can you give me a moment of peace…M:who you are phoning,boss? T:er(支支吾吾的)I was just having a chat with is my food? M:here!I found some delicious bananas!T:bananas again?!How many times I have told you!i am a monk, not a monkey!I want meat, meat(加重語(yǔ)氣)！don’t you understand? The next time,you still brings me nothing but bananas, I think we can do nothing but eat your buddy pig(眼睛瞄向八戒，流口水)（T拿起手機(jī)）T:I will call you later，honey，I miss you Q:me too,I will be on the phone,bye…唐僧拿著香蕉，從衣服里掏出畫(huà)冊(cè)，做到一邊邊吃邊看，邊擦嘴…..白骨精上場(chǎng)X。Hahahaaa…I heard that any monster eating master tang will get a infinite lucky am I,they are in my ,I get to e up with a …..get it!i can pretend to be a poor man,so they will trust ……change change…… 轉(zhuǎn)了幾圈，變成了一個(gè)男人。X1:I look great!蹣跚的走過(guò)去X1:hello,master..i have not have food for days….can you give me some? T(瞄一眼，繼續(xù)吃、看)what? i myself is starving of here, you bastard!Pig,beat him,get him out of ：er…..悟空，I told you to get him out of here,not beat him to death…..Next time don’t do this kind of thing(搖頭但繼續(xù)吃，看書(shū))M: whatever, all right(懶得解釋)（悟空看到美女畫(huà)冊(cè)，急忙湊上去看，師傅把畫(huà)冊(cè)上下左右移動(dòng)，悟空隨之移動(dòng)，師傅發(fā)現(xiàn)了，開(kāi)始說(shuō)：）Ah, wukong ,you want to have a look at it,aren’t you ,If you want to just tell me, I will give it to you, if you don’t tell me how can I know that you want to have a look at it, even if you think in your heart that you want to have a look at it, if you don’t tell me, I still do not know that you want to have a look at it…….(悟空早已痛苦不堪，逃離此地)T：wukong！e back?。ㄌ粕畵u搖頭,繼續(xù)看書(shū))X:（看到畫(huà)冊(cè)）ah…..I got a idea!變成了一個(gè)女的 說(shuō)話(huà)一定要嗲X2:（曼妙的走過(guò)來(lái)，碰一下唐僧，唐僧不轉(zhuǎn)頭：leave me ，唐僧依然不轉(zhuǎn)頭：I said leave me ，x2開(kāi)口說(shuō)話(huà)）X2:hi….Mr handsome!T:（轉(zhuǎn)頭）wow…h(huán)i beauty!（扔掉畫(huà)冊(cè)，背景音樂(lè)響起，only you，神情對(duì)視，過(guò)會(huì)兒）e here,do you want some food？take some bananes。i am tang seng,you can call me Tanny X:hi Tanny…you look great,maybe we can have some time together alone T:yeah,you are right, what are we waiting for?!Let us go!(半路碰到悟空，悟空火眼金睛看出是妖怪)M:Monster！look at how I beat you….（唐僧趕忙攔住）T:what you are doing,you bastard monkey!this beautiful lady is my guest, M:boss,it is a monster,he change himself into a charming girl so as to attact will eat you T:bullshit!you must be fed up with this trip to west…..（悟空?qǐng)?zhí)意要打，唐僧苦勸不聽(tīng)）T：I think you little monkey need some punishment(擺姿勢(shì)，要念咒語(yǔ))M：（趕忙說(shuō)）oh,no, master,not that :(sigh)it is so late!(念咒，喜洋洋美羊羊灰太狼紅太郎，別看我只是一只羊……悟空落荒而走)T安慰x2之后，繼續(xù)走，一段路之后：X2:hahaha…..look at who I am（變回原樣，唐僧大喊救命）.X2：i will eat you….Q及時(shí)趕來(lái)，從悟空那里得知了情況 Q:monster!...stop！he is my man....（轉(zhuǎn)向T）you get attracted by this ugly monster,are you gay?（不可思議的）T：no, I am not！(有口莫辯)Q（面向x）：who are you? X:I am baigujing….and you？Q:doesn’t will finish you（舉起魔杖，要說(shuō)阿瓦達(dá)索命，突然停?。㎡h…but you look familiar….you are xiaobai? X:you are小??？ it must been hundreds of years since the last time I met you,where have you been these :why do not contact me? X:I do not know your number…..this is your man?!Q:how could it be possible(走過(guò)來(lái)，把唐僧撥拉到一旁)..i miss you，小白 X：I miss you too……（背景音樂(lè)響起，《紅豆》）X：how about a cup of tea in my house? Q: that would be perfect, let us go….音樂(lè)停，場(chǎng)上只有唐僧，猶豫的望著天空，音樂(lè)換成《可惜不是你》 一會(huì)兒，悟空和八戒上場(chǎng)，安慰唐僧，重新上路《敢問(wèn)路在何方》…..全劇終