【正文】 主持的儀式是什么?(答案：自己的葬禮)離婚的主要起因是什么？(答案：結(jié)婚)文文在洗衣服，但洗了半天，她的衣服還是臟的，為什么？(答案：他在洗別人的衣服)什么時(shí)候，四減一等于五？(答案：一個(gè)四邊形，切下一個(gè)角，還有五個(gè)角)提問(wèn)：茉莉花、太陽(yáng)花、玫瑰花哪一朵花最沒(méi)力？回答：茉莉花。原因：好一朵美麗(沒(méi)力)的茉莉花。提問(wèn)：猩猩最討厭什么線？ 回答：平行線。原因：平行線沒(méi)有相交(香蕉)。提問(wèn)：橡皮、老虎皮、獅子皮哪一個(gè)最不好？ 回答：橡皮。原因：橡皮擦(橡皮差)。提問(wèn)：布和紙怕什么？ 回答：布怕一萬(wàn)，紙怕萬(wàn)一。原因：不(布)怕一萬(wàn)，只(紙)怕萬(wàn)一。提問(wèn)：鉛筆姓什么？ 回答：蕭。原因：削(蕭)鉛筆。提問(wèn)：麒麟到了北極會(huì)變成什么？ 回答：冰淇凌。原因：冰淇凌(冰麒麟)。提問(wèn)：哪位歷史人物最欠扁？ 回答：蘇武。原因：蘇武牧羊北海邊(被海扁)。提問(wèn)：從1到9哪個(gè)數(shù)字最勤勞，哪個(gè)數(shù)字最懶惰？ 回答：1懶惰；2勤勞。原因：一(1)不做二(2)不休。提問(wèn)：怎樣使麻雀安靜下來(lái)？ 回答：壓它一下。原因：鴉雀無(wú)聲(壓雀無(wú)聲)。提問(wèn)：歷史上哪個(gè)人跑的最快? 回答：曹操 原因：說(shuō)曹操曹操到問(wèn)題：米她媽是誰(shuí) 答案：花 原因：花生米 小白加小白等于什么？ 等于小白兔 原因：小白two第四篇：腦筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎及謎語(yǔ) are girls afraid of the letter C ? it makes fat fact! is the letter E so important? it’s the begining of everything! are the letter G and letter S in “gloves” close to each other? there is love between them! letter is an animal ? ’s the letter B! letter is a question? ’s the letter Y! is U the jolliest letter? it’s in the midst of fun! do you feel today? my hands ,of course! can you make a rope shorter without cutting or winding it? a longer rope and pare with it! do people wish for something they haven’t got? else is there to wish for? You cease to wish for it once you get it! can you tell from Peter’s record card with extremely poor grades? didn’t cheat! does everybody do at the same time? old! resembles half a pie? other half! works only one day in a year but never gets fired? Claus 圣誕老人 do people have two mouth? there’s two of them 有兩個(gè)人時(shí)! do lions eat raw meat? don’t know how to cook 他們不知道如何烹飪! many sides does a circle have? inside and the outside! animal can jump as high as a tree? animals,for trees can’t jump! can you be pletely sleepless for seven days and still lack no rest? at night! was the Declaration of Independence signed? the bottom! you throw a stone into the Red Sea,what will it bee? ! two’s pany and three’s crowd,what’s four and five? ! farmers in this village used modern methods but harvested no apples this year ,why? planted peech trees! injured dog had some difficulty going step he took, he slipped back ,he still managed to get did he do it?If you throw a stone into the Red Sea,what will it bee? walked in the other direction! falls often but never gets hurt? ! did the pickpocket spot the plainclothes cop in his woman’s disguise? passed by a cosmetics store without looking in the window! month has 28 days? month has at least 28 days! is it that everyone wants to have and get rid of too? ’s appetite! did the egg floating down the Mississippi River e from? a hen! Mouse fell off a 1000step stair and was not ? fell off the last step! do giraffes have long neck? their heads are far from their bodies! can you make 6 out of three 7’s? ! can you make 6 out of three 5’s? +5/5=6! can you make 1000 out of eight 8’s? +8+8+8+88+888=1000! you name the captital of every state in the ten seconds?,.! police officer had a brother ,but the brother had no could that be? police officer was a lady! does a cat look first to one side and then to the other side when it enters a room? it can’t see both sides at ．what man cannot live in a house? 什么人不能住在房子里? Key： snowman（雪人）2．What never asks questions but gets a lot of answers? 什么東西永遠(yuǎn)不問(wèn)問(wèn)題但是卻能得到很多答案? Key： dictionary（字典）3．What question can you never answer “Yes” to? 什么問(wèn)題你永遠(yuǎn)也不能回答“是” Key： Are you dead?（你死了嗎?）You have it．You read it．There39。re some pictures in it? 你擁有它，你可以閱讀它，它有些圖片在里面，它是什么? Key： book（書(shū)）A mouse has a large pocket． What is it? 一種鼠有一個(gè)大袋子，它是什么? Key： a kangaroo（袋鼠）It has a head，but no neck．It has a body，but no warmth．NO feet，but can travel? 它有頭，但沒(méi)有脖子，有身體，但不溫暖，沒(méi)有腳，卻能旅行。have no arms and no I have four legs and a can stand,but I can 39。t am I?A ，但我有四條腿和一個(gè)背。我能站，但不能走。請(qǐng)問(wèn)我是誰(shuí)? do you know policemen are strong ? It is so weak，That a little wind can move it，It is so strong，That you can cut it with a knife and leave no trace。（key：water） they can hold up traffic with just one hand! which hand do you write? use a pen! must you do before you return a book to the library? the book from library.第五篇：腦筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎及謎語(yǔ)腦筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎題目：毛毛說(shuō)：10＋4＝2，老師也說(shuō)對(duì)，為什么? 【腦筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎答案：10點(diǎn)+4點(diǎn)=下午2點(diǎn)】腦筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎題目：明明是個(gè)近視眼，也是個(gè)出名的饞小子，在他面前放一堆書(shū)，書(shū)后放一個(gè)蘋(píng)果，你說(shuō)他會(huì)先看什么? 【腦筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎答案：什么也看不見(jiàn)】腦筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎題目：世界上除了火車(chē)啥車(chē)最長(zhǎng)? 【腦筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎答案：塞車(chē)】腦筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎題目：上海的南京路，來(lái)往最多的是什么人? [答案] 【腦筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎答案：中國(guó)人】腦筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎題目：三個(gè)金“鑫”，三個(gè)水叫“淼”，三個(gè)人叫“眾”，那么三個(gè)鬼應(yīng)該叫什么? 【腦筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎答案：叫“救命”】腦筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎題目：小紅口袋里原有10個(gè)銅錢(qián)，但它們都掉了，請(qǐng)問(wèn)小紅口袋里還剩下什么? 【腦筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎答案：一個(gè)洞】腦筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎題目：猴子每分鐘能掰一個(gè)玉米，在果園里，一只猴子5分鐘能掰幾個(gè)玉米? 【腦筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎答案：沒(méi)掰到一個(gè)】腦筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎題目：一溜（提示：注意諧音）三棵樹(shù)，要拴10匹馬，只能拴單不能拴雙? 【腦筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎答案：請(qǐng)問(wèn)怎么拴？】腦筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎題目：有種動(dòng)物，大小像只貓，長(zhǎng)相又像虎，這是什么動(dòng)物? 【腦筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎答案：小老虎】腦筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎題目：亮亮的生日在三月三十日，請(qǐng)問(wèn)是哪年的三月三十日? 【腦筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎答案：每年的三月三十日】腦筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎題目：兩只狗賽跑，甲狗跑得快，乙狗跑得慢，跑到終點(diǎn)時(shí)，哪只狗出汗多? 【腦筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎答案：狗不會(huì)出汗】腦筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎題目：為什么一瓶標(biāo)明劇毒的藥對(duì)人卻無(wú)害? 【腦筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎答案：只要你不去喝它】腦筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎題目：亞當(dāng)和夏娃結(jié)婚后最大的遺憾是什么? 【腦筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎答案：沒(méi)人來(lái)喝喜酒.】腦筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎題目：小明只會(huì)花錢(qián)，天天花很多錢(qián),可最后卻成了百萬(wàn)富翁,為什么? 【腦筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎答案：以前是億萬(wàn)富翁】腦筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎題目：有兩個(gè)人決定進(jìn)行自行車(chē)比賽，看誰(shuí)的自行車(chē)跑的快，比賽在一個(gè)平坦寬敞的體育場(chǎng)里進(jìn)行，但當(dāng)比賽開(kāi)始時(shí)，他們兩個(gè)卻誰(shuí)也不愿意領(lǐng)先，反而都在慢悠悠的騎，已知他們兩人都不會(huì)互相謙讓?zhuān)矝](méi)有外來(lái)因素干擾，總之，一切都很正常，這究竟是為什么呢？ 【腦筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎答案：他們交換了自行車(chē)】腦筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎題目：什么時(shí)候四減三會(huì)等于五? 【腦筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎答案：四個(gè)角的東西切去一個(gè)角.】腦筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎題目：胖姐阿英站上人體秤時(shí)，為何指針卻只指著5？ 【腦筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎答案：指針已經(jīng)轉(zhuǎn)過(guò)一圈了】腦筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎題目：刮風(fēng)的晚上，停電了，曉曉上床睡覺(jué)時(shí)忘了吹蠟燭，第二天醒來(lái)時(shí)，蠟燭居然還有很長(zhǎng)一支沒(méi)有燃完，怎么回事呢？ 【腦筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎答案：被風(fēng)吹熄了】腦筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎題目：胖胖是個(gè)頗有名氣的跳水運(yùn)動(dòng)員，可是有一天，他站在跳臺(tái)上，卻不敢往下跳。這是為什么？ 【腦筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎答案：因?yàn)樗乩餂](méi)有水】腦筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎題目：警察面對(duì)兩名歹徒，但他只剩下一顆子彈，他對(duì)歹徒說(shuō)：誰(shuí)動(dòng)就打誰(shuí)，結(jié)果沒(méi)動(dòng)的反而挨子彈，為什么？ 【腦筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎答案：因?yàn)椴粍?dòng)較好打】腦筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎大全及答案腦筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎題目：什么人是不用電的? 【腦筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎答案：緬甸人。】腦筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎題目：至少要多少時(shí)間才能讀完清華大學(xué)? 【腦筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎答案：幾秒?！磕X筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎題目：火柴盒內(nèi)只剩一根火柴棒。A先生想點(diǎn)亮煤油燈，使煤爐起火，并燒熱水的話，應(yīng)該先點(diǎn)何物較佳？【腦筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎答案：應(yīng)先點(diǎn)燃火柴棒。若沒(méi)將火柴棒點(diǎn)燃，其他的部分就不能發(fā)揮作用了。】腦筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎題目：一位服裝模特兒小姐，即使在平日也穿著未經(jīng)發(fā)表的新款服飾，但她常?？吹酱┲退耆嗤椀娜恕＿@是為什么？ 【腦筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎答案：因?yàn)樗吹降氖怯秤阽R子內(nèi)的自己?！磕X筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎題目：什么時(shí)候時(shí)鐘會(huì)響13下？【腦筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎答案：壞的時(shí)候?！磕X筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎題目：什么情況一山可容二虎？ 【腦筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎答案：一公一母。】腦筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎題目：為什么青蛙可以跳得比樹(shù)高？ 【腦筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎答案：樹(shù)不會(huì)跳?！磕X筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎題目：在狩獵公園的池子中，鱷魚(yú)正咬住管理員的帽子游走；只見(jiàn)池子外的所有管理員都一起叫罵著。但是，并沒(méi)有人的帽子不見(jiàn)了！為什么？【腦筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎答案：鱷魚(yú)把戴此帽子的管理員吞下去了?！磕X筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎題目：紙上寫(xiě)著某一份命令。但是，看懂此文字的人，卻絕對(duì)不能宣讀命令。那么，紙上寫(xiě)的是什么呢？ 【腦筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎答案：紙上寫(xiě)著“不要念出此文”?！磕X筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎題目：一架空調(diào)器從樓掉下來(lái)會(huì)變成啥器？ 【腦筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎答案：兇器?！磕X筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎題目：電影院內(nèi)禁止吸煙，而在劇情達(dá)到高潮時(shí)，卻有一男子開(kāi)始抽煙，整個(gè)銀幕籠罩著煙霧。但是，卻沒(méi)有任何一位觀眾出來(lái)抗議，這是為什么？ 【腦筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎答案：這是因?yàn)槌闊煹哪凶?，是電影中出現(xiàn)的人物】腦筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎題目：馬路上發(fā)生車(chē)禍碰撞事