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【正文】 into flame. That39。s not the point. Oh! Wait. Where are you going? The next39。s over there. Well, I have to save my ass. What kind of knight are you? One of a kind. Slow down. Slow down, baby, please. I believe it39。s healthy to get to know someone over a long perriod of time. Just call me oldfashioned. {Laughs} I don39。t want to rush into a physical relationship. I39。m not emotionally ready for a mitment of, uh, this Magnitude really is the word I39。m looking for. Magnitude Hey, that is unwanted physical contact. Hey, what are you doing? Okay, okay. Let39。s just back up a little and take this one step at a time. We really should get to know each other first as friends or pen pals. I39。m on the road a lot, but I just love receiving cards I39。d really love to stay, but Don39。t do that! That39。s my tail! That39。s my personal tail. You39。re gonna tear it off. I don39。t give permission What are you gonna do with that? Hey, now. No way. No! No! No, no! No. No, no, no. No! Oh! {Growls} {Roaring} {Gasps} Hi, Princess! It talks! Yeah, it39。s getting him to shut up that39。s the trick. {Screams} {Screaming} Oh! {Thuds} {Groans} {Roars} {Roaring} Okay, you two, heard for the exit! I39。ll take care of the dragon. {Fchoing} Run! {Gasping} {Screaming} {Roaring} {Screams} {Roars} {Panting, sighs} {Whimpers} {Roars} You did it! You rescued me! You39。re amazing. You39。re You39。re wonderful. You39。re... a little unorthodox I39。ll admit. But they deed is great, and thine heart is pure. I am eternally in your debt. {Clears throat} And where would a brave knight be without his noble steed? I hope you heard that. She called me a noble steed. She think I39。m a steed. The battle is won. You may remove your helmet, good Sir Knight. Uh, no. Why not? I have helmet hair. Please. I would39。st look upon the face of my rescuer. No, no, you wouldn39。t 39。st. But how will you kiss me? What? That wasn39。t in the job description. Maybe it39。s a perk. No, it39。s destiny. Oh, you must know how it goes. A princess locked in a tower and beset by a dragon is rescued by a brave knight, and then they share true love39。s first kiss. Hmm? With Shrek? You think Wait. Wait. You think that Shrek is you true love? Well, yes. {Laughing} You think Shrek is your true love! What is so funny? Let39。s just say I39。m not your tipe, okay? Of course, you are. You39。re my rescuer. Now Now remove your helmet. Look. I really don39。t think this is a good idea. Just take off the helmet. I39。m not going to. Take ot off. No! Now! Okay! Easy. As you mand. Your Highness. You You39。re a an e. Oh, you were expecting Prince Charming. Well, yes, actually. Oh, no. This is all wrong. You39。re not supposed to be an e. {Sighs} Princess, I was sent to rescue you by Lord Farquaad, okay? He is the one who wants to marry you. Then why didn39。t he e rescue me? Good question. You should ask him that when we get there. But I have to be rescued by my true love, not by some prge and his his pet. So much for noble steed. You39。re not making my job any easier. I39。m sorry, but your job is not my problem. You can tell Lord Farquaad that if he wants to rescue me properly, I39。ll be waiting for him right here. Hey! I39。m no one39。s messenger boy, all right? I39。m a delivery boy. You wouldn39。t dare. Put me down! Ya in39。, Donkey? I39。m right behind ya. Put me down, or you will suffer the consequences! This is not dignified! Put me down! Okay, so here39。s another question. Say there39。s a woman that digs you, right, but you don39。t really like her that way. How do you let her down real easy so her feelings aren39。t hurt, but you don39。t get burned to a crisp and eaten? You just tell her she39。s not your true love. Everyone knowest what happens when you find your Hey! {Sighs} The sooner we get to DuLoc the better. You39。re gonna love it there, Princess. It39。s beautiful! And what of my groomtobe? Lord Farquaad? What39。s he like? Let me put it this way, Princess. Men of Farquaad39。s stature are in short supply. {Laughs} I don39。t know. There are those who think little of him. Stop it. Stop it, both of you. You39。re just jealous you can never measure up to a great ruler like Lord Farquaad. Yeah, well, maybe you39。re right, Princess. But I39。ll let you do the measuring when you see him tomorrow. Tomorrow? It39。ll take that long? Shouldn39。t we stop to make camp? No, that39。ll take longer. We can keep going. But there39。s robbers in the woods. Whoa! Time out, Shrek! Camping39。s starting to sound good. Hey, e on. I39。m scarier than anything we39。re going to see in this forest. I need to find somewhere to camp now! {Birds wings fluttering} {Grunting} Hey! Over here. Shrek, we can do better than that. I don39。t think this is fit for a princess. No, no, it39。s perfect. It just needs a few homey touches. Homey touches? Like what? {Crashing} A door? Well, gentlemen, I bid thee good night. You want me to read you a bedtime story? I will. I said good night! Shrek, What are you doing? {Laughs} I just You know Oh, e on. I was just kidding. {Fire cracking} And, uh, that one, that39。s Throwback, the only e to ever spit over three wheat fields. Right. Yeah. Hey, can you tell my future from these stars? The stars don39。t tell the future, Donkey. They tell stories. Look, there39。s Bloodnut, the Flatulent. You can guess what he39。s famous for. I know you39。re making this up. No, look. There he is, and there39。s the group of hunters running away from his stench. That ain39。t nothin39。 but a bunch of little dots. You know, Donkey, sometimes things are more than they appear. Hmm? Fet it. {Sighs} Hey, Shrek, what we gonna do when we get our swamp anyway?