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ell.i’ve only got $$ 10, he told the pilot. can my wife e with me for free? the pilot wasn’t selling many tickets, so he said, i’ll make a bargain with you. if your wife doesn’t scream or shout, she can have a free flight.matt agreed, and got into the small airplane with his wife.the pilot took off and made his airplane do all kinds of things. at one moment it was flying upside down.when the plane landed, the pilot said, 0. k. your wife didn’t make a sound. she can have her ride free.thank you, matt said. it wasn’t easy for her, you know, especially when she fell out.初中幽默英語(yǔ)演講稿三分鐘 幽默又有深度的英語(yǔ)演講稿初中篇八good morning teachers and fellow students. today we would like to introduce a few favorite books to you.my favorite book is (italian: cuore). this is a diary written by an italian boy enrico. the diary is about his life and study. it included various touching stories that happened around enrico, the mottos taught by his parents, as well as the wonderful ten monthly stories told by his teacher during the class. every word in the chapter describes the word love. from patriotism to friendship, and to the love between parents and child really touching.this novel taught me how to love, and how to learn from love. i really like this book very much. how about you? what is your favorite book?my favorite book is . have you read it before?oh, i haven t read this book before. what is it about?well, it is a story of a rich girl who maintained her noble character after the bankruptcy of her father. the story is happy ending.can you tell us why you love this book so much?sure. it is because the story taught us to be brave and to face the challenges and difficulties with courage. i am deeply impressed by the strength and perseverance of the little princess in the story. i have decided to learn from her from now on.oh i see, the story sounds very good. i cannot wait to read this book as well.初中幽默英語(yǔ)演講稿三分鐘 幽默又有深度的英語(yǔ)演講稿初中篇九a helping handa man who lived in a block of apartments thought it was raining and put his head out the window to check. as he did so a glass eye fell into his hand.he looked up to see where it came from in time to see a young woman looking down.is this yours? he asked.she said, yes, could you bring it up? and the man agreed.on arrival she was profuse in her thanks and offered the man a drink. as she was very attractive he agreed. shortly afterwards she said, i39。m about to have dinner. there39。s plenty. would you like to join me?he readily accepted her offer and both enjoyed a lovely meal. as the evening was drawing to a close the lady said, i39。ve had a marvelous evening. would you like to stay the night?the man hesitated then said, do you act like this with every man you meet?no, she replied, only those who catch my eye.