20xx年愚人節(jié)英語(yǔ)搞笑對(duì)話-資料下載頁(yè)
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【正文】 (哪個(gè)問(wèn)題永遠(yuǎn)不能回答“是的”?)
答：Are you asleep? (你睡著了嗎)
tree is always very sad? (那種樹(shù)總是很傷心?)
答：Weeping willow. ( 垂柳 weep哭泣 willow柳樹(shù))
can you get water with a net? (什么時(shí)候可以用網(wǎng)兜裝水?)
答：When water is turned into ice. (當(dāng)水結(jié)成冰時(shí))
is the pig always eating?豬為什么沒(méi)完沒(méi)了地吃?
答：He’s making a hog of 。
’s the longest word in the world?世界上最長(zhǎng)的單詞是什么?
答：Smiles. Because there’s a mile between the letter ‘s’.微笑。因?yàn)閮蓚€(gè)字母S中間隔了一里。
question is that to which you must always answer “yes”? 什么問(wèn)題你只能回答“yes”?
答：”What does yes spell?” (當(dāng)別人問(wèn)你)“yes”怎么拼?
were you when the power was cut off? 當(dāng)停電的時(shí)候你在哪?
答：In the darkness. 在黑暗中
1991年：蒙娜麗莎的皺眉
1992年：分割比利時(shí)
1993年：男女分用電話
1994年：不準(zhǔn)“酒后上網(wǎng)”
1995年：迪斯尼買下列寧遺體
1996年：木星發(fā)現(xiàn)生物
1997年：汽車發(fā)超聲波趕走動(dòng)物
1998年：“健力士時(shí)間”取代“格林尼治時(shí)間”
1999年：英國(guó)改國(guó)歌
2000年：免費(fèi)汽車
2001年：“藍(lán)天”不再
2002年：假傳限酒令
2020年：布什宣布Vista非法
每年的4月1日，是西方許多國(guó)家的人們最開(kāi)心的日子之一，因?yàn)檫@一天是聞名世界的“愚人節(jié)”。這一天，人們盡可以發(fā)揮自己豐富的想象力，哄騙、取笑、愚弄?jiǎng)e人。而且，不管這樣做之后出現(xiàn)什么樣的后果，人們也不負(fù)任何法律責(zé)任?，F(xiàn)在這一節(jié)日也開(kāi)始在我們中國(guó)流行，尤其是在大學(xué)生中間。由此看來(lái)，愚人節(jié)不僅僅是西方人的事情，也影響到東方。
April Fools’ Day is a day to play jokes on others, No one knows how this holiday began but people think it first started in France.
In the 16 th century, people celebrated New Year’s Day from March 25 to April 1. In the mid—1560s King Charles IX changed it from March 25 to January 1. But some people still celebrated in on April 1, so others called them April Fools.
Each country celebrates April Fools’ Day differently. In France, people call the April Fools “April Fish”. They tape a paper fish to their friends’ backs to fool them. When he or she finds this , they shout “April Fish!”
In England, people play jokes only in the morning. You are a “noodle” if someone fools you. In Scotland, April Fools’ Day is 48 hours long. They call an April Fool “April Gowk”. Gowk is another name for a cuckoo bird.
In the America, people play small jokes on their friends and any other people on the first of Aprol. They may point down to your shoe and say, “ Your shoelace is untied.” If you believe them and look down to see, you are an April Fool then.
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