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success is being able to hold down 20 shots of me, the most important thing in your life is to live your life with integrity, and not to giveinto peer pressure. to try to be something that youamp。39。re not. To live your life as an honest andpassionate person. to contribute in some way. 但今日我對(duì)成功的定義變了,當(dāng)你長(zhǎng)大,你就會(huì)發(fā)現(xiàn)這點(diǎn)。對(duì)你們中的很多人來(lái)說(shuō),成功的定義是能灌下20杯龍舌蘭酒(大家笑)。對(duì)我來(lái)說(shuō),生命中最重要的事是:活得誠(chéng)實(shí)!別逼自己去做不是真正的你,要活得正直,有憐憫之心,在某些方面有所貢獻(xiàn)。 So to conclude my conclusion: follow your passion, stay true to yourself. Never followanyone elseamp。39。s path, unless youamp。39。re in the woods and youamp。39。re lost and you see a path, and by allmeans you should follow that. Donamp。39。t give advice, it will e back and bite you in the ass. Donamp。39。ttake anyoneamp。39。s advice. So my advice to you is to be true to yourself and everything will be fine. 因此,這是結(jié)論的結(jié)論(眾人笑):追隨熱情,忠于自我,絕不要追隨別人的腳步,除非你在森林里迷路了才要這么做(大家笑)。別給人忠告,別接受任何人的忠告。所以amp。hellip。我要給大家的忠告是(大家大笑):做真實(shí)的你,一切都會(huì)沒(méi)事的。 And I know that a lot of you are concerned about your future, but thereamp。39。s no need to economy is booming, the job market is wide open, the planet is just fine. Itamp。39。s gonna begreat. Youamp。39。ve already survived a hurricane. What else can happen to you? And as I mentionedbefore, some of the most devastating things that happen to you will teach you the most. Andnow you know the right questions to ask in your first job interview. Like, amp。quot。Is it above sealevel?amp。quot。 . 我知道在座很多人都在擔(dān)心自己的前途,但不用擔(dān)心,經(jīng)濟(jì)正急速增長(zhǎng),就業(yè)市場(chǎng)求才若渴(大家大笑),地球也好的很!(大家笑)一切都會(huì)好的,你們都經(jīng)歷過(guò)風(fēng)災(zāi)了,還有什么可怕的?如我以前所說(shuō)的:最慘痛的事教會(huì)你最多。比如現(xiàn)在你第一次面試,就知道該問(wèn)考官什么了,例如amp。ldquo。公司高于海平面嗎?amp。rdquo。(大家大笑,紐奧良因地勢(shì)低被淹水) So to conclude my conclusion that Iamp。39。ve previously concluded, in the mon cementspeech, I guess what Iamp。39。m trying to say is life is like one big Mardi Gras. But instead of showingyour boobs, show people your brain, and if they like what they see, youamp。39。ll have more beads thanyou know what to do with. And youamp。39。ll be drunk, most of the time. So the Katrina class of 20xx,I say congratulations and if you donamp。39。t remember a thing I said today, remember this: youamp。39。regonna be ok, dum de dum dum dum, just dance. 因此amp。hellip。amp。hellip。總結(jié)一下我剛才做的我的amp。ldquo。常見(jiàn)的水泥amp。rdquo。演講的結(jié)論(大家笑),我猜我想說(shuō)的是,人生猶如一場(chǎng)狂歡嘉年華,記得展現(xiàn)你的頭腦,而不是胸部。amp。hellip。amp。hellip。20xx年的畢業(yè)生們,我說(shuō)祝賀大家了!若你不記得我今天說(shuō)的任何話,就請(qǐng)記住這一句:youamp。rsquo。re going to be ok,dundoomdoomdoom(大家愣),just dance!(所有人大笑歡呼)