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do if a maneating tiger is running after you? Nothing. 謎底:Because I’m a woman. 8Why is the person wearing two coats while painting the house? 謎底:Because the instructions on the paint can say “Put on two coats for best results.” 8When can you have an empty pocket and still have something in it? 謎底:When you have a hole in your pocket. 8What’s too much for one, just right for two, but nothing at all for three? 謎底:A secret. 8You have it,You read it,There are some words and pictures on is it? 謎底:a book 8What has a round face and two thin hands, one hand short, one hand long? 謎底:a clock 90、If there were only three girls in the world, what do you think they would do? 謎底:Two of them would get together and talk about the other one. 9Name five days of the week without saying: Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday. 謎底:The day before yesterday, yesterday, today, tomorrow, and the day after tomorrow. 9What animal has a head like a cat, eyes like a cat, a tail like a cat, but isn’t a cat? 謎底:A kitten. 9What has cities with no houses, rivers without water and forests without trees? 謎底:A map. 9Sometimes it looks like a boat,Sometimes it looks like a small white is it? 謎底:the moon 9Who isn’t your sister and isn’t your brother, but is still a child of your mother and father? 謎底:Myself. 9A policeman saw a truck driver going the wrong way down a oneway street, but didn’t give him a ticket. Why? 謎底:Because the truck driver was walking. 9I am always with behind you, sometimes before you, sometimes by your side, but you can’t see me in the dark. 謎底:shadow 9What can run but never walks, has a mouth but never talks, has a head but never weeps, has a bed but never sleeps? 謎底:river 9You throw away the outside and cook the you eat the outside and throw away the did you eat? 謎底:chicken 100、A doctor and a lawyer loved the same girl. The lawyer went away for a week and gave the girl seven apples before he left. Why? 謎底:Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away