【文章內(nèi)容簡介】 the dance?A: He didn39。t have anybody to take.(any BODY)Submitted by Toni Allen(from daughter)Q: A father and his son were in a car father son was taken to the doctor came inand said: I can39。t do surgery on him, because he39。s my was the doctor?A: The doctor was his 39。s an old riddle that is more difficult in some countriesthan in : Why did the student take a ladder to school?A: Because he/she was going to high school!Q: Why did the tomato blush?A: Beacuse it saw the salad dressing!Submitted by: Dave WilliamsQ: What are the two strongest days of the week?A: They are Saturday and the others are weak(week) by both Motoko Hashimoto amp。 Alfredo Bilopolsky Q: How far can a dog run into the forest?A: Halfway, after that he is running out of the by: Rabi39。aQ: What do you call a bear without an “ear”?A: BBBBBBBSubmitted by: Drew BassettQ: Which is faster, heat or cold?A: Heat, because you can catch a : How many apples can you eat if your stomach is empty?B: 4 or 5A: No, that39。s wrong, because after eating one apple yourstomach isn39。t by: MiraliIf you are doing a discussion about space, then students willlike this : Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?A: To find by: ElisaSN ArgentinaQ: What is the differnce between the capital of Russia and acalf39。s mother? A: One is Moscow, the other is a cow39。s Ma.(It needs to be spoken to understand it.)Q: What do you call a Spaniard who can39。t find his car?A: CarlosIt39。s pronounced “carless”(meaning without a car)Submitted by Laurence WhitesideQ: What39。s the difference between electricity and lightening?A: You don39。t have to pay for riddle may be used when teaching a lesson on : What39。s the difference between a TEACHER and a CONDUCTOR ?A: A teacher TRAINS the MIND and a conductor MINDS the by: Tania Mello(Sao Paulo, Brazil)Q: What part of your body disappears when you stand up?A: Your lap.(good for phrasal 39。stand up39。, and 39。laptop39。，lapdog, etc.)Submitted by: RichardQ: What do you call a witch at the beach?A: A by Tinour Q: Why did the trafic signal turn red?A: You would too if you had to change in the middle of the by: Drew HindsQ: What39。s the difference between a lion with toothache and awet day?A: One39。s roaring with pain the other39。s pouring with rainSubmitted by: Eileen DwyerQ: Why are baseball stadiums so cool?A: There is a fan in every Spanishspeaking students got a kick out of this : What do you call a person who speaks 3 languages?A:(Try to elicit responses..): What do you call a person who speaks two languages?A:(Many of them know this one): What do you call a person who speaks one language?A: An American!Submitted by: SarahQ: What do you call a fish without an eye?A: Fsh.(Hint: No “eye” = No “i”)Submitted by: Kristi Swarbrick, Edmonton, AB, CanadaQ: What has thirteen hearts but no body and no soul?A: A pack of playing : What do you call a fish that only cares about himself?A: by C252。neyt Aras, TurkeyQ: Why couldn39。t Mozart find his teacher?A: Because the teacher was Hayden.(Hayden Hidin39。 Hiding)Submitted by Sheila Judy 39。s a minimum? very small mother!(minimom)Submitted by Thierry : Why can39。t a bicycle stand on its own?A: Because it39。s twotired(too tired)Submitted by Shir NoyQ: What do you get if you cross a pig with a karate fighter?A: Pork : What39。s got a head and a tail, but no body?A: A : What39。s got a wave but no sea?A: My by Nadia, age 7Q: What has three feet but no legs or arms?A: A by Dobbin PelagiusQ: Where does a boxer who weighs 135 kilograms sit on a bus?A: Wherever he wants by Fran231。ois FalardeauWhat makes “oom” and gives milk?A cow walking by FernandoQ: What does a man say when he walks into a bar?A: Ouch!Submitted by Miguel D237。azCanoQ: Where does Dracula stay when he goes to New York City?A: The Vampire State : What do cows like to read? A: The mooooospaperQ: What is the longest word?A: Smiles, because there is a mile between the first and last by Guillermo Flores GrajalesCanadaQ: How do you catch a squirrel?A: Climb a tree and act like a nut!Submitted by Mark GrableA: Why did the boy balloon chase the girl balloon?Q: Because he wanted to see her bust!Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes?A: fsh(No letter “i”, so no i39。s.)Q: What do you call a deer with no eyes?A: No idea.(No eye deer)Q: What do you call a deer with no eyes or legs?A: Still no : Where do cows go for entertainment?A: They go to the mooovies!Q: What animal is it that has four legs a tail and flies?A: A dead horse!A: What is the difference between a mail box and an elephant? B: I don39。t : I39。m not going to give you any letters to post then!Submitted by Leda Gim233。nez de Comba , from ArgentinaQ: What do you call 39。a fly39。 without wings?A: You call it 39。a walk.39。Submitted by MakaronI saw this on a website of musician 39。s not original，but I thought I would share it is:Q: What39。s the difference between a musician and a savingsbond?A: A savings bond eventually matures and earns by James Wilson, Antonio CollegeQ: What color is a guitar string?A: Plink!(It is the sound the a guitar word sounds like thecolor “pink.”)Submitted by Submitted by What goes “ZUB, ZUB”?A bee flying backwards.(Buz,Buz)wards.(Buz,Buz)Submitted by Jozef Karpat(After teaching about telling time)Teacher: What time is it?Students: Umm, eight fiftynine?Teacher: : About nine o39。clock?Teacher: : What then?Teacher: It39。s time to go by Kier BassQ: What did one light bulb say to another light bulb?A: You are the light of my by brenda “l(fā)a chuca”Q: Why did the golfer take and extra pair of pants for hisSaturday round of golf?A: In case he got a hole in by Leah Davis did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers? case he got a hole in one!Submitted by Lesley MorganQ: What flowers have two lips?A: TulipsQ: They travel