【文章內(nèi)容簡(jiǎn)介】 是很“遜”。堂堂一個(gè)公主，吃烤老鼠也就算了，問(wèn)題是你怎么能用蜘蛛網(wǎng)抓蟲子，還整成棉花糖的形狀給史萊克吃？史萊史還真吃。一個(gè)拿癩蛤蟆當(dāng)氣球吹，一個(gè)拿吹鼓了的蛇編氣球馬，這都什么亂七八糟的。編劇的想像力真是不蓋的。還有這個(gè)多嘴的、暈血的矮腳驢也挺逗，它和那個(gè)涂著口紅的雌龍真是天生一對(duì)，長(zhǎng)得都那么有夫妻相。驢被龍抓到后，為了拖延時(shí)間，對(duì)龍胡說(shuō)八道，驢說(shuō)：時(shí)間久了我們才能完全了解對(duì)方，我不想倉(cāng)促發(fā)生肉體關(guān)系，我們應(yīng)該先做個(gè)朋友或者筆友，嗨嗨嗨，別這樣，這是我私人的尾巴，你想干什么??龍要吻驢，結(jié)果吻到了史萊克的屁股?！斑@是我私人的尾巴！”嗯，不是我喜歡瞎聯(lián)系，但我實(shí)在很希望在中國(guó)也能聽(tīng)到類似的聲音。比如：這是我私人的領(lǐng)地，你無(wú)權(quán)強(qiáng)迫我搬遷！再比如：節(jié)假日是我私人的時(shí)間，你不能強(qiáng)迫我加班！史萊克和驢在月光下胡扯，史萊克很憂傷，因?yàn)槿藗円豢吹剿驼f(shuō)：救命!一個(gè)大丑妖怪!驢安慰他說(shuō)：知道嗎，我們剛見(jiàn)面時(shí)，我沒(méi)有認(rèn)為你是個(gè)大丑妖怪。史萊克說(shuō)：對(duì)，我知道。驢說(shuō)：那么，天上有驢嗎??“那么，天上有驢嗎？”這是我聽(tīng)過(guò)最滄桑最無(wú)厘頭的電影對(duì)白。史萊克不是英雄，他要救公主，僅僅是一種交易，為了圖個(gè)清靜而已?；蛘哒f(shuō)，他很自卑，甚至有自閉癥。丑陋的外表讓他泯失了與人交流和溝通的勇氣，他身在孤獨(dú)的焦烤里，卻安慰自已說(shuō)：我喜歡清靜。借口！環(huán)境孤獨(dú)其實(shí)并不可怕，可怕的是精神孤獨(dú)。古往今來(lái)，我還從未曾聽(tīng)說(shuō)有哪一個(gè)活的隱士喜歡精神孤獨(dú)，林逋夠隱了吧，但他種梅養(yǎng)鶴，寄情山水，“暗香疏影”詩(shī)成絕唱。他的精神還不算孤獨(dú)，所以他沒(méi)有自殺。海子為什么自殺？梵高為什么自殺？我以為不過(guò)是精神上太孤獨(dú)罷了。公主被史萊克非禮后，總算沒(méi)有變回美麗的外表，這很好，我很喜歡。佛說(shuō)人生七苦之一是“愛(ài)別離”，也許真心相愛(ài)的人注定是要離別的。然而公主和史萊克真心相愛(ài)卻沒(méi)有離別，這比《剪刀手愛(ài)德華》中的愛(ài)情實(shí)在要完美得多。人生終究不是童話，不是傳說(shuō)，不是電影，更不是3D建模，人生有時(shí)遠(yuǎn)比電影更苦澀，比3D建模更復(fù)雜。人生應(yīng)該是有缺憾的，也許有缺憾的人生，才正是完美的人生。正如驢所說(shuō)：名人的婚姻都不能長(zhǎng)久。又想當(dāng)名人，又要婚姻美滿，哪來(lái)那么多好事。第四篇：英文電影觀后感英文電影觀后感In winter I watch three first movie is called ‘Barbie and the Three Musketeers’.(1/25/2012)I watched this movie just two hours this is an old movie for me, but this is my favorite movie in a series of ‘Barbie movies’.Corinne is a girl who grows in the father is a dreams that she can be a musketeer all the ’s parents let her go to paris to be a musketeer when she is seventeenyearold Corinne goes to paris with her little cat, everyone says girls couldn’t be helps she gets into trouble on the first day, she still remembers what she she meets three girls who also want to be practice every girls once find by accident that the prince regent wants to kill the prince because he wants to be the they save the prince’s life in their of it, Corinne and her friends bee love this movie especially the leading character, is one of the bravest girls I ever see in the always holds fast to her dream though no one believes girls could be her father said, ‘True courage is pursuing your dream even though everybody else says it’s impossible.’ It is always true in successful people make their dreams e true by persistence and can certainly succeed so long as you pursue your own , Corinne and her friends were very brave and united when they face the prove that they could be musketeers with strength and courage.‘All for one, and one for all!’ they ’s why the girls could save the prince second movie is called ‘Barbie princess Charm School’.(1/26/2012)In this movie, Barbie acts a girl named fact Blair’s real name is is a princess who was abandoned seventeen years ago, because her biological mother, Queen Isabella and her family died in a car crash except baby Sophia was found outdoors by a kind woman named the baby princess ‘Blair’.Seventeen years later, by accident Blair bees a lucky dog of princess Charm means she can study in this the school there is a princess called looks down on Blair because Blair is not a of princess Sophia was missing, Delancey is going to take over the Blair knows her identity stops Delancey at last and shows the fact to is a brave and optimistic dares to stop Delancey although Delancey is blue believes that every girl can be a princess be