【文章內(nèi)容簡介】 t guards the last he rescues the that ,he gives her his first movie tells us,when we are not acceptted by others,at least,we should try to let them know us and don39。t say ）看了一個(gè)3D動(dòng)畫電影《怪物史萊克》，覺得很好看，所以忍不住要說兩句。其實(shí)開頭沒啥意思，直到公主被救我都沒太笑，結(jié)果美麗的公主清早起來不刷牙，非得和小鳥飆歌，公主的嗓子那個(gè)高啊，一使勁把小鳥給震爆了，羽毛紛飛??哈哈，實(shí)在忍不住了，太能扯了，黑色幽默。哦，對(duì)了，鳥巢里還有三枚可憐的、沒了娘的鳥蛋，也被我們美麗溫柔的公主給煎成了荷苞蛋，猛人！這大概是本世紀(jì)到目前為止最搞怪的公主形象。公主還會(huì)中國功夫？我怎么看著像惡搞《黑客帝國》呢？特別是那個(gè)空中懸停裙里腿。順便說一句，魯賓遜這個(gè)小子，除了歌唱得還成，其它方面真是很“遜”。堂堂一個(gè)公主，吃烤老鼠也就算了，問題是你怎么能用蜘蛛網(wǎng)抓蟲子，還整成棉花糖的形狀給史萊克吃？史萊史還真吃。一個(gè)拿癩蛤蟆當(dāng)氣球吹，一個(gè)拿吹鼓了的蛇編氣球馬，這都什么亂七八糟的。編劇的想像力真是不蓋的。還有這個(gè)多嘴的、暈血的矮腳驢也挺逗，它和那個(gè)涂著口紅的雌龍真是天生一對(duì)，長得都那么有夫妻相。驢被龍抓到后，為了拖延時(shí)間，對(duì)龍胡說八道，驢說：時(shí)間久了我們才能完全了解對(duì)方，我不想倉促發(fā)生肉體關(guān)系，我們應(yīng)該先做個(gè)朋友或者筆友，嗨嗨嗨，別這樣，這是我私人的尾巴，你想干什么??龍要吻驢，結(jié)果吻到了史萊克的屁股?！斑@是我私人的尾巴！”嗯，不是我喜歡瞎聯(lián)系，但我實(shí)在很希望在中國也能聽到類似的聲音。比如：這是我私人的領(lǐng)地，你無權(quán)強(qiáng)迫我搬遷！再比如：節(jié)假日是我私人的時(shí)間，你不能強(qiáng)迫我加班！史萊克和驢在月光下胡扯，史萊克很憂傷，因?yàn)槿藗円豢吹剿驼f：救命!一個(gè)大丑妖怪!驢安慰他說：知道嗎，我們剛見面時(shí)，我沒有認(rèn)為你是個(gè)大丑妖怪。史萊克說：對(duì)，我知道。驢說：那么，天上有驢嗎??“那么，天上有驢嗎？”這是我聽過最滄桑最無厘頭的電影對(duì)白。史萊克不是英雄，他要救公主，僅僅是一種交易，為了圖個(gè)清靜而已?；蛘哒f，他很自卑，甚至有自閉癥。丑陋的外表讓他泯失了與人交流和溝通的勇氣，他身在孤獨(dú)的焦烤里，卻安慰自已說：我喜歡清靜。借口！環(huán)境孤獨(dú)其實(shí)并不可怕，可怕的是精神孤獨(dú)。古往今來，我還從未曾聽說有哪一個(gè)活的隱士喜歡精神孤獨(dú)，林逋夠隱了吧，但他種梅養(yǎng)鶴，寄情山水，“暗香疏影”詩成絕唱。他的精神還不算孤獨(dú)，所以他沒有自殺。海子為什么自殺？梵高為什么自殺？我以為不過是精神上太孤獨(dú)罷了。公主被史萊克非禮后，總算沒有變回美麗的外表，這很好，我很喜歡。佛說人生七苦之一是“愛別離”，也許真心相愛的人注定是要離別的。然而公主和史萊克真心相愛卻沒有離別，這比《剪刀手愛德華》中的愛情實(shí)在要完美得多。人生終究不是童話，不是傳說，不是電影，更不是3D建模，人生有時(shí)遠(yuǎn)比電影更苦澀，比3D建模更復(fù)雜。人生應(yīng)該是有缺憾的，也許有缺憾的人生，才正是完美的人生。正如驢所說：名人的婚姻都不能長久。又想當(dāng)名人，又要婚姻美滿，哪來那么多好事。第四篇：電影英文觀后感《花木蘭》Why Mulan sticks out as a great Disney was impressed by this Disney film for so many reasons, too many to list here, but I will go on the record as saying that Mulan has got to be one of the best Disney female characters that ever saw production, in the midst of a colorful and artistic film, that will resonate in your sticks out in my mind for this once, we have a strong female lead, or at the least, stronger than most of isn39。t counted among the Disney “princesses” doesn39。t want for herself, and she seeks to look deeper within herself to discover her inner isn39。t like Ariel, who wants to be someone isn39。t like Jasmine, who sits in luxury, waiting to be swept off her feet by Prince Charming, just like Snow White, Cinderella, Sleeping Beauty, and almost any female character that Disney brings to while she does share some traits among this list, she stands out because she does something that these do uses her , in fact, has more in mon with male Disney leads than the female Disney is a thinker, and a 39。s resourceful, like is quick to act, like Eric(mermaid.)And she sacrifices herself for the sake of others, like also speaks her mind, even in a culture that does not allow such a doesn39。t waste time pining about “will