【文章內(nèi)容簡(jiǎn)介】 氣沖沖地說(shuō)：“你在干什么？”Look at the Sky from the Bottom of a WellThere is a lives in a well and he never goes out of the thinks the sky is as big as the mouth of the day a crow es to the sees the frog and says, “Frog, let’s have a talk.” Then the frog asks, “Where are you from?” “I fly from the sky,” the crow frog feels surprised and says, “The sky is only as big as the mouth of the do you fly from the sky?”The crow says, “The sky is very always stay in the well, so you don’t know the world is big.”The frog says, “I don’t believe.” But the crow says, “You can e out and have a look by yourself.”So the frog es out from the is very big the world is!坐井觀天有一只青蛙住在井底，他從來(lái)沒(méi)有去過(guò)井外面。他以為天空就和井口一樣大。一天，一只烏鴉飛到井邊，看見(jiàn)青蛙，就對(duì)它說(shuō)：“青蛙，咱們聊聊吧。”青蛙就問(wèn)他：“你從哪里來(lái)？”“我從天上上來(lái)。青蛙驚訝了，就說(shuō)：“天空就只有這井口這么大，你怎么會(huì)從天上飛老呢？”烏鴉說(shuō)：“天空很大。只不過(guò)你一直呆在井里，所有不知道世界很大。”青蛙說(shuō)：“我不相信?！睘貘f說(shuō)：“你可以出來(lái)，自己看看嘛?！?于是青蛙來(lái)到井外。他十分驚訝，原來(lái)世界這么大！The Clever King SolomonLong, long ago, there was a was his was very his country, there were two lived in the same house and each had a night, one of the babies dead baby’s mother took the other woman’s baby, and put it in her own next morning , they had a quarrel.“No, this is my baby!” The dead is yours!”Each one wanted the living they went to see King Solomon.“Bring me a knife, cut the child into two and five each woman one half.” said the King.“ Majesty!Give her my don’t kill my baby!”Then King Solomon pointed to the woman in teas and said, “Give the baby to is the mother.”聰明的國(guó)王所羅門很久很久之前，有一位國(guó)王，他的名字叫所羅門，他非常聰明。在他的國(guó)家里，有兩位婦女，她們住在同一間房子里。各有一個(gè)嬰兒。一天夜里，其中一個(gè)嬰兒死了。他的媽媽抱另一位婦女的小孩，把他放在自己的床上。第二天早上，他們發(fā)生了爭(zhēng)吵?！安唬@是我的孩子！這個(gè)死的是你的！”他們都想要這個(gè)活著的孩子，于是她們?nèi)ヒ?jiàn)所羅門國(guó)王。“給我拿把刀來(lái)，把這個(gè)孩子切成兩半，沒(méi)人一半?！眹?guó)王判決道?！芭叮菹?，把我的孩子給她吧。請(qǐng)不要?dú)⒘宋业暮⒆?！”一位母親哭喊道。于是所羅門指著流淚的婦女說(shuō)：“把孩子給她，她是真正的母親?！盩wo Holes for the DogsMy uncle has two is big and the other is likes them very day, came to visit the friend saw two holes in the door, a large hole and a small hole, he was surprised and said, “My dear friend, why are there two holes in your door?” “Let my dogs e in and e out, of course,” asked.“But why are there two holes? One is enough!” “But how can the big dog go through the small hole?” my uncle a clever man may make such 我的叔叔有兩條狗。一只是大的，另一只是小狗的。他很喜歡它們。有一天，史密斯先生來(lái)看他。當(dāng)這個(gè)朋友看見(jiàn)門口上有連個(gè)洞，一個(gè)是大洞和一個(gè)小洞時(shí)，他感到吃驚并說(shuō)，“我親愛(ài)的朋友，為什么你的門上有連個(gè)洞？”我的叔叔回答說(shuō)：“當(dāng)然是讓我的兩條狗進(jìn)出了?！?史密斯先生問(wèn)到：“ 為什么門上要兩個(gè)洞呢？一個(gè)就足夠了?！?我叔叔說(shuō)：“大狗怎能走小洞呢？” 有時(shí)聰明的人可能會(huì)犯這樣的錯(cuò)誤。第五篇：英語(yǔ)幽默小故事英語(yǔ)幽默小故事The Bear and the Two TravelersTWO man were traveling together, when a Bear suddenly met them on their of them climbed up quickly into a tree and concealed himself in the other, seeing that he must be attacked, fell flat on the ground, and when the Bear came up and felt him with his snout, and smelt him all over, he held his breath, and feigned the appearance of death as much as he Bear soon left him, for it is said he will not touch a dead he was quite gone, the other Traveler descended from the tree, and jocularly inquired of his friend what it was the Bear had whispered in his ear.“He gave me this advice,” his panion replied.“Never travel with a friend who deserts you at the approach of danger.”An ant went to the bank of a river to quench its thirst, and being carried away by the rush of the stream, was on the point of Dove sitting on a tree overhanging the water plucked a leaf and let it fall into the stream close to Ant climbed onto it and floated in safety to the afterwards a bird catcher came and stood under the tree, and laid his limetwigs for the Dove, which sat in the Ant, perceiving his design, stung him in the pain the bird catcher threw down the twigs, and the noise made the Dove take good turn deserves anotherLove Your Life熱愛(ài)生活Henry David Thoreau/However mean your life is,meet it and live it。do not shun it and call it hard is not so bad as you looks poorest when you are faultfinder will find faults in your life,poor as it may perhaps have some pleasant,thrilling,glorious hourss,even in a setting sun is reflected from the windows of the almshouse as brightly asfrom the rich man’s abode。the snow melts before its door as early in the do not see but a quiet mind may live as contentedly there,and have as cheering thoughts,as in a town’s poor seem to me often to live the most in dependent lives of be they are simply great e