【文章內容簡介】 can never touch girls?I just do not understand…T:（sigh），how many times I have to tell you ,That is because…(唐僧擺出一個酷酷的動作，一邊跳舞，一邊開始唱歌，Jackson的dangeous)……… P:I knowT:Monkey,I am and get me some food….Shaseng,you go feed the horse.(聲音放低)and I think it is the time for me to call my little honey pony(甜蜜的，一邊掏出手機，回頭看到八戒在身邊)hey！pig, get out of here!give me some private space!唐僧開始給Q打電話T:hi..how you’re doing(不解釋….)Q:I am fine,but I miss you left,I can not stoping recalling the days we are together..but you do not even give me a call T:oh darling….i am boys are so gaush,it is not convenient to phone you know I love you…oh…they are back!Fuck u boys,can you give me a moment of peace…M:who you are phoning,boss? T:er(支支吾吾的)I was just having a chat with is my food? M:here!I found some delicious bananas!T:bananas again?!How many times I have told you!i am a monk, not a monkey!I want meat, meat(加重語氣)！don’t you understand? The next time,you still brings me nothing but bananas, I think we can do nothing but eat your buddy pig(眼睛瞄向八戒，流口水)（T拿起手機）T:I will call you later，honey，I miss you Q:me too,I will be on the phone,bye…唐僧拿著香蕉，從衣服里掏出畫冊，做到一邊邊吃邊看，邊擦嘴…..白骨精上場X。Hahahaaa…I heard that any monster eating master tang will get a infinite lucky am I,they are in my ,I get to e up with a …..get it!i can pretend to be a poor man,so they will trust ……change change…… 轉了幾圈，變成了一個男人。X1:I look great!蹣跚的走過去X1:hello,master..i have not have food for days….can you give me some? T(瞄一眼，繼續(xù)吃、看)what? i myself is starving of here, you bastard!Pig,beat him,get him out of ：er…..悟空，I told you to get him out of here,not beat him to death…..Next time don’t do this kind of thing(搖頭但繼續(xù)吃，看書)M: whatever, all right(懶得解釋)（悟空看到美女畫冊，急忙湊上去看，師傅把畫冊上下左右移動，悟空隨之移動，師傅發(fā)現(xiàn)了，開始說：）Ah, wukong ,you want to have a look at it,aren’t you ,If you want to just tell me, I will give it to you, if you don’t tell me how can I know that you want to have a look at it, even if you think in your heart that you want to have a look at it, if you don’t tell me, I still do not know that you want to have a look at it…….(悟空早已痛苦不堪，逃離此地)T：wukong！e back！（唐僧搖搖頭,繼續(xù)看書)X:（看到畫冊）ah…..I got a idea!變成了一個女的 說話一定要嗲X2:（曼妙的走過來，碰一下唐僧，唐僧不轉頭：leave me ，唐僧依然不轉頭：I said leave me ，x2開口說話）X2:hi….Mr handsome!T:（轉頭）wow…h(huán)i beauty!（扔掉畫冊，背景音樂響起，only you，神情對視，過會兒）e here,do you want some food？take some bananes。i am tang seng,you can call me Tanny X:hi Tanny…you look great,maybe we can have some time together alone T:yeah,you are right, what are we waiting for?!Let us go!(半路碰到悟空，悟空火眼金睛看出是妖怪)M:Monster！look at how I beat you….（唐僧趕忙攔?。㏕:what you are doing,you bastard monkey!this beautiful lady is my guest, M:boss,it is a monster,he change himself into a charming girl so as to attact will eat you T:bullshit!you must be fed up with this trip to west…..（悟空執(zhí)意要打，唐僧苦勸不聽）T：I think you little monkey need some punishment(擺姿勢，要念咒語)M：（趕忙說）oh,no, master,not that :(sigh)it is so late!(念咒，喜洋洋美羊羊灰太狼紅太郎，別看我只是一只羊……悟空落荒而走)T安慰x2之后，繼續(xù)走，一段路之后：X2:hahaha…..look at who I am（變回原樣，唐僧大喊救命）.X2：i will eat you….Q及時趕來，從悟空那里得知了情況 Q:monster!...stop！he is my man....（轉向T）you get attracted by this ugly monster,are you gay?（不可思議的）T：no, I am not！(有口莫辯)Q（面向x）：who are you? X:I am baigujing….and you？Q:doesn’t will finish you（舉起魔杖，要說阿瓦達索命，突然停?。㎡h…but you look familiar….you are xiaobai? X:you are小??？ it must been hundreds of years since the last time I met you,where have you been these :why do not contact me? X:I do not know your number…..this is your man?!Q:how could it be possible(走過來，把唐僧撥拉到一旁)..i miss you，小白 X：I miss you too……（背景音樂響起，《紅豆》）X：how about a cup of tea in my house? Q: that would be perfect, let us go….音樂停，場上只有唐僧，猶豫的望著天空，音樂換成《可惜不是你》 一會兒，悟空和八戒上場，安慰唐僧，重新上路《敢問路在何方》…..全劇終第四篇：英語搞笑短劇劇本西游記搞笑英語話劇之西游記篇人物 ： 唐僧八戒悟空白骨精原型女 白骨精變形1 白骨精變形2 白骨精原型男女兒國國王hope you guys enjoy it！改編作者 杜宛蕓 成醫(yī)學子唐: Wow…boys!This place looks we are now? Does any one of you know something about it? 眾徒弟們搖頭，除了八戒在看書。唐: 八戒, give me the map(不回頭，懶洋洋的問)唐:八戒，Give the map to me!（嚴肅的問）唐：哼!（唐生氣地叫）pig，Give the map……..(轉過身看到八戒在看書)唐:(很吃驚)wow！八戒，very good!I hardly see you study！.What kind of book are you reading? Is it about Chinese or English? 八戒依舊看書，不理睬。唐:(湊過去)let me have a look!八戒才注意，趕忙藏書。但為時已晚，唐一把搶過。發(fā)現(xiàn)是封面女郎很惹火，眼神立刻變得溫柔，接過書開始看唐：yo….xi…..(流口水，八戒看到，拿出衛(wèi)生紙給唐僧擦，唐僧回過神來)唐:（轉身訓斥八戒）how many times have I told you？ You are not supposed to read books about beautiful girls!I will keep it for you until we finish the journey …..(唐僧將畫冊掖到衣服里)八戒:But…..,why? bos