【文章內(nèi)容簡介】 and harmless to the mankind and our me by phone, if you39。re the one.第三篇：《非誠勿擾》搞笑征婚啟事英語譯文《非誠勿擾》 用情淺的會(huì)先放棄。兩個(gè)女人追一個(gè)男人 用情深的會(huì)先放棄。╰︶￣—你的話，我連標(biāo)點(diǎn)符號(hào)都不信男女授受不親，中國哪來13億人口。《非誠勿擾》搞笑征婚啟事英語譯文馮小剛執(zhí)導(dǎo)的這部09賀歲片在淡淡的憂傷情緒中讓人笑出了眼淚。葛優(yōu)在戲里的征婚啟事你還還記得么？他的征婚啟事是這么寫的:Here39。s his announcement looking for a ，你要想找一錢包就別見了，碩士學(xué)歷以上的免談，上海女人免談，女企業(yè)家免談（小商小販除外），省得咱們互相都會(huì)失望。劉德華和阿湯哥那種財(cái)貌雙全的郎君是不會(huì)來征你的婚的，當(dāng)然我也沒有做諾丁山的夢。您要真是一仙女我也接不住，沒期待您長得跟畫報(bào)封面一樣看一眼就魂飛魄散。外表時(shí)尚，內(nèi)心保守，身心都健康的一般人就行，要是多少還有點(diǎn)兒婉約那就更靠譜了。心眼兒別太多歲數(shù)別太小，允許時(shí)常有不切實(shí)際的想入非非，但三句話就能給轟回現(xiàn)實(shí)還不氣惱頂多有點(diǎn)兒難為情地咧嘴一笑就該干嗎干嗎去了。我喜歡會(huì)疊衣服的女人，每次洗完?duì)C平疊得都像剛從商店里買回來的一樣。說得夠具體了吧。If you are looking for a handsome guy or a wallet, don39。t reply。If you hold a Master39。s degree or higher, not possible。girls born in Shanghai, not possible。female entrepreneurs(except small business hawker), not possible, so that we don39。t waste each other39。s Andy Liu or Tom criuse kind, who are both wealthy and goodlooking, would not make an announcement looking for , I don39。t expect a Notting Hill story if you39。re indeed an angle, I won39。t be able to handle youI don39。t expect that you looks like that girl on the magazine cover, just one look crushing people39。s souls。An averge person, with outside stylishness and inside conservativeness,with fit body and mind,will just do, even better if you39。re beautifully need not to play too many tricks or be too young, from time to time, you39。re allowed to have unrealistic dreams, but a few words is enough to get you back into reality without getting you angrya little embarassed grin at most,and then do what you ought to like a woman who knows how to fold clothes in a way that whenever you finish washing, ironing and folding them, they will look just like when you bought them from cannot be more specific than this, can it?自我介紹一下，我，歲數(shù)已經(jīng)不小了，日子小康，抽煙不喝酒，留學(xué)生身份出去的，在國外生活過十幾年，沒正經(jīng)上過學(xué)，蹉跎中練就一身生存技能，現(xiàn)在學(xué)無所成海外歸來，實(shí)話實(shí)說應(yīng)該定性為一只沒有公司沒有股票沒有學(xué)位的“三無劣海龜”。性格OPEN，人品五五開，不算老實(shí)人，但天生膽小，殺人不犯法我也殺不了人，傷天害理了自己良心也備受摧殘，命中注定想學(xué)壞都當(dāng)不了大壞蛋?？傮w而言基本上還是屬于對人類對社會(huì)有益無害的一類。Let me introduce myself for 39。m a man whose age is no longer young, living a moderately welloff life, who doesn39。t drink but went abroad as a student and spent more than a decade living abroad, but never attended a real wasting time, I learned all sorts of ways to make a I returned with no achivement at tell you the truth, I should be judged as a “Fake Turtle without the threeNo pany, no stocks and no personality is open。My character is neither good nor 39。m not exactly an honest man, but I am without much courage since I was it is not illegal to kill, I wouldn39。t kill conscience will be tortured by the guilt if