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?!酒亢?jiǎn)短的搞笑英語(yǔ)句子集錦 Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop. 愛(ài)情就象照片,需要大量的暗房時(shí)間來(lái)培養(yǎng)。(老外也保守,要摸黑辦事,哈哈) Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children. 后排座位上的小孩會(huì)生出意外,后排座位上的意外會(huì)生出小孩。 ”Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep. 現(xiàn)在的夢(mèng)想決定著你的將來(lái)”,所以還是再睡一會(huì)吧。 There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning. 應(yīng)該有更好的方式開(kāi)始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每個(gè)上午都醒來(lái)?! 盚ard work never killed anybody.” But why take the risk? “ 努力工作不會(huì)導(dǎo)致死亡!”不過(guò)我不會(huì)用自己去證明?! 盬ork fascinates me.” I can look at it for hours! “ “工作好有意思耶!”尤其是看著別人工作?! od made relatives。 Thank God we can choose our friends. 神決定了誰(shuí)是你的親戚,幸運(yùn)的是在選擇朋友方面他給了你留了余地?! hen twoamp。8222。s pany, threeamp。8222。s the result! 兩個(gè)人的狀態(tài)是不穩(wěn)定的,三個(gè)人才是! A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view. 服飾就象鐵絲網(wǎng),它阻止你冒然行動(dòng)但并不妨礙你盡情的觀看。 The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn. 學(xué)的越多,知道的越多,知道的越多,忘記的越多,忘記的越多,知道