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am?” 這個(gè)學(xué)生問(wèn):“你知道我是誰(shuí)嗎?” The professor said,”No and I don’t care. 教授嚴(yán)肅地回答說(shuō):“不,我也不想知道你是誰(shuí)?!睂W(xué)生繼續(xù)追問(wèn)說(shuō):“你真的不知道我是誰(shuí)?” The student asked again,”Are you sure you don’t know who I am?” 教授說(shuō)不知道。 The professor again said no. So the student walked over to the pile of tests, placed his in the middle,then threw the papers in the air. 然后,這個(gè)學(xué)生走到那堆試卷前,把他的試卷塞到了那堆試卷的中間,然后把它們?nèi)珤佅蛄丝罩小? “Good.” the student said, and walked out. He passed “太好了?!睂W(xué)生說(shuō)完就離開(kāi)了。他考試通過(guò)了。 干凈的杯子 joe and fred were helping to build a house in a village. the weather was very warm, there was a lot of dust everywhere, and by half past twelve, they were very thirsty, so they stopped work to have their lunch. they found the nearest small bar, went in and sat down with their sandwiches. 喬和佛瑞德在一個(gè)村子里幫忙蓋一間房子。天氣很暖和,到處都有許多灰塵。12點(diǎn)半的時(shí)候,他們覺(jué)得非??诳?,便停下來(lái)去吃午飯了。他們找到最近的一家酒吧,走進(jìn)去坐下吃他們的三明治。 good afternoon, gentlemen. what can i get you? the man behind the bar asked. 下午好,先生。你們想要點(diǎn)什么?柜臺(tái)后面的伺應(yīng)問(wèn)道。 joe looked at fred and said, beer, i think. yes, a pint