【正文】 送來(lái)了波蒂娜。波蒂婭 亨利，我都替你不好意思了。難道這是你的不成？” 亨利（稍有些得意）是我的。朗姆（亨利的愛(ài)人）【在亨利經(jīng)歷30天磨難后，兩兄弟回來(lái)了，亨利和波蒂婭來(lái)到了他們家中，還是那個(gè)仆人把亨利領(lǐng)了進(jìn)去，那兩位老先生都在，看見(jiàn)有個(gè)尤物跟著我，他們很驚奇。亞貝爾嗬，這太了不起了，簡(jiǎn)直是匪夷所思，小伙子！亨利沒(méi)問(wèn)題，我全都有根有據(jù)。她走到我的那位先生跟前，倚到他懷里，拿起他的胳膊摟住自己的脖子，對(duì)著他的嘴唇照直親了起來(lái)。”】第二篇：百萬(wàn)英鎊劇本百萬(wàn)英鎊劇本Into the clothing store, waiter, the boss on)我：我馬上就要時(shí)正式職員了，可不能象現(xiàn)在這樣破爛。We also follow the honor of the ：可我沒(méi)有零錢(qián)呀！Me: I did not change ah!老板：噢，看您說(shuō)的，依你的財(cái)富，像我們這樣的小店，開(kāi)100都綽綽有余呀！Boss: Oh, look at you say, depending on your wealth, small shops like ours, are more than enough to open 100 ah!何必把您的珍貴的大腦放在這樣的小事上，那完全是我們的罪過(guò)了。（對(duì)服務(wù)員）霍勒斯，來(lái)等這位先生點(diǎn)菜。s clever as a wolf, eh? 店主：瞧著吧，看他是不是像狼一樣機(jī)靈？HENRY:(having just finished every bit of food)Ah, waiter.(waiter returns)Same thing again, , and another ：（剛吃完了所有的東西）喂，服務(wù)員。s there to wait for? 服務(wù)員：（很不耐煩地）還等什么？ OWNER:All right, 39。s genuine? 店主：（還在發(fā)呆，而且有點(diǎn)兒緊張）好……嗯……，等一會(huì)兒。m so sorry, sir, so sorry, but I cannot change this ：（對(duì)亨利）先生，對(duì)不起，非常對(duì)不起，這張鈔票我們找不開(kāi)。HENRY: Forget it? Well...thank you very 39。倫敦的兩位富翁兄弟打賭，把一張無(wú)法兌現(xiàn)的百萬(wàn)大鈔借給亨利，看他在一個(gè)月內(nèi)如何收?qǐng)?。他在西部幽默傳統(tǒng)的基礎(chǔ)上，發(fā)揮極度夸張的藝術(shù)想象，筆下的作品都有詼諧幽默的風(fēng)格。OWNER:Kind, sir? No, it39。（如夢(mèng)初醒似的）啊，對(duì)了，一定是這樣的。t have anything ：（又望著墻上的掛鐘）好了，我看兩點(diǎn)鐘到了。WAITER:(reading the bill after the meal)All 39。WAITER:OK.(The waiter leaves and soon returns with all the food.)服務(wù)員：行。s poor appearance)That one39。s experience, a wrong can not be blurred to such an clothes ah!我：不，我覺(jué)得這很好了。從那以后，那張大鈔鑲了鏡框，一直掛在亨利家最神圣的位置上。不過(guò)，再好的職位我也不想要啦。弟弟（萬(wàn)分吃驚，懷疑）什么，好家伙！二十萬(wàn)英鎊的存單?！亢嗬?這算不了什么，先生們；她是我日后的主心骨和幫手。別以為我說(shuō)的都是天方夜譚。那兩位先生哈哈大笑，我卻不知所措，簡(jiǎn)直是傻了。Me: I formally staff soon, and can not be broken as they are now.（走到一個(gè)老板旁邊）(A boss walked beside)我：有沒(méi)有作的不合適被顧客退回來(lái)的服裝？I: There was no inappropriate for the customer to return to the clothes?（老板用極其輕蔑的眼神看他）(Boss with the most contemptuous look to see him)（走到一個(gè)店員旁）(Go near a shop assistant)店員：等一會(huì)兒，馬上就來(lái)。Why put your brain on this precious little things, it is in our ，就算忘了，也是不要緊的，能看見(jiàn)您這樣的紳士，我活了一生也就沒(méi)有遺憾了。HENRY:(after sitting down and putting the letter on the table)I39。（服務(wù)員過(guò)來(lái)了）同樣的東西請(qǐng)?jiān)賮?lái)一份，呃，再來(lái)一大杯啤酒。ll take care of ：霍勒斯，行啦，這兒由我來(lái)照應(yīng)?，敿?，來(lái)瞧瞧?。ㄅ习寮饨衅饋?lái)，其他顧客都望著她，于是，她用手捂住了嘴巴）你看這張鈔票是真的嗎？HOSTESS: Oh, dear, I don39。HENRY: But it39。s very nice of ：忘了它？喔……，那就太謝謝了。一個(gè)月的期限到了，亨利不僅沒(méi)有餓死或被捕，反倒成了富翁，并且贏得了一位漂亮小姐的芳心。索亞歷險(xiǎn)記》、《敗壞了哈德萊堡的人》等。s very kind of ：這，你太好了。s a very strange, rich man.(as if he has discovered something for the first time)Why, yes!That must be it!店主：也許他是一個(gè)非常怪異而富有的人。m very ...I...I don39。去吧，讓他吃吧。我還要一大杯啤酒。他在靠近前邊窗戶(hù)的一張桌子旁坐了下來(lái)）OWNER:(seeing Henry39。I: Oh, good, I apologize to you.（老板過(guò)來(lái)）(Boss e)老板：站著干什么？ Boss: stand for? 店員：這位先生等這找錢(qián)呢？ Clerk: The President and so does this give change? 老板：那就快找給他呀，你不知道他站在這兒，哪個(gè)客戶(hù)還敢上門(mén)來(lái)買(mǎi)衣服呀？ Boss: Then looking to fast for him, you do not know what he stood here, which customers would be willing to visit to buy clothes you? 店員：你自己看吧！Clerk: Look at it yourself!（動(dòng)作）(Action)老板：是呀是呀，我是說(shuō)，哪個(gè)人會(huì)傻到跟一個(gè)紳士站在一起自慚形愧呢？ Boss: Yeah, Yeah, I mean, what stupid people will stand together with a gentleman ashamed Zican shape it? 不過(guò)，我不在乎了，這份光榮讓我忘卻了自己跟您站在一起是多么的拙陋了，（指著店員）即使你沒(méi)有招待這樣特大客戶(hù)的經(jīng)驗(yàn)，也不能眼花到拿錯(cuò)了這樣一件衣服呀！However, I do not care, and the glory of