【正文】 送來了波蒂娜。波蒂婭 亨利，我都替你不好意思了。難道這是你的不成？” 亨利（稍有些得意）是我的。朗姆（亨利的愛人）【在亨利經(jīng)歷30天磨難后，兩兄弟回來了，亨利和波蒂婭來到了他們家中，還是那個仆人把亨利領(lǐng)了進(jìn)去，那兩位老先生都在，看見有個尤物跟著我，他們很驚奇。亞貝爾嗬，這太了不起了，簡直是匪夷所思，小伙子！亨利沒問題，我全都有根有據(jù)。她走到我的那位先生跟前，倚到他懷里，拿起他的胳膊摟住自己的脖子，對著他的嘴唇照直親了起來?！薄康诙喊偃f英鎊劇本百萬英鎊劇本Into the clothing store, waiter, the boss on)我：我馬上就要時正式職員了，可不能象現(xiàn)在這樣破爛。We also follow the honor of the ：可我沒有零錢呀！Me: I did not change ah!老板：噢，看您說的，依你的財富，像我們這樣的小店，開100都綽綽有余呀！Boss: Oh, look at you say, depending on your wealth, small shops like ours, are more than enough to open 100 ah!何必把您的珍貴的大腦放在這樣的小事上，那完全是我們的罪過了。（對服務(wù)員）霍勒斯，來等這位先生點菜。s clever as a wolf, eh? 店主：瞧著吧，看他是不是像狼一樣機靈？HENRY:(having just finished every bit of food)Ah, waiter.(waiter returns)Same thing again, , and another ：（剛吃完了所有的東西）喂，服務(wù)員。s there to wait for? 服務(wù)員：（很不耐煩地）還等什么？ OWNER:All right, 39。s genuine? 店主：（還在發(fā)呆，而且有點兒緊張）好……嗯……，等一會兒。m so sorry, sir, so sorry, but I cannot change this ：（對亨利）先生，對不起，非常對不起，這張鈔票我們找不開。HENRY: Forget it? Well...thank you very 39。倫敦的兩位富翁兄弟打賭，把一張無法兌現(xiàn)的百萬大鈔借給亨利，看他在一個月內(nèi)如何收場。他在西部幽默傳統(tǒng)的基礎(chǔ)上，發(fā)揮極度夸張的藝術(shù)想象，筆下的作品都有詼諧幽默的風(fēng)格。OWNER:Kind, sir? No, it39。（如夢初醒似的）啊，對了，一定是這樣的。t have anything ：（又望著墻上的掛鐘）好了，我看兩點鐘到了。WAITER:(reading the bill after the meal)All 39。WAITER:OK.(The waiter leaves and soon returns with all the food.)服務(wù)員：行。s poor appearance)That one39。s experience, a wrong can not be blurred to such an clothes ah!我：不，我覺得這很好了。從那以后，那張大鈔鑲了鏡框，一直掛在亨利家最神圣的位置上。不過，再好的職位我也不想要啦。弟弟（萬分吃驚，懷疑）什么，好家伙！二十萬英鎊的存單?！亢嗬?這算不了什么，先生們；她是我日后的主心骨和幫手。別以為我說的都是天方夜譚。那兩位先生哈哈大笑，我卻不知所措，簡直是傻了。Me: I formally staff soon, and can not be broken as they are now.（走到一個老板旁邊）(A boss walked beside)我：有沒有作的不合適被顧客退回來的服裝？I: There was no inappropriate for the customer to return to the clothes?（老板用極其輕蔑的眼神看他）(Boss with the most contemptuous look to see him)（走到一個店員旁）(Go near a shop assistant)店員：等一會兒，馬上就來。Why put your brain on this precious little things, it is in our ，就算忘了，也是不要緊的，能看見您這樣的紳士，我活了一生也就沒有遺憾了。HENRY:(after sitting down and putting the letter on the table)I39。（服務(wù)員過來了）同樣的東西請再來一份，呃，再來一大杯啤酒。ll take care of ：霍勒斯，行啦，這兒由我來照應(yīng)?，敿瑏砬魄疲。ㄅ习寮饨衅饋?，其他顧客都望著她，于是，她用手捂住了嘴巴）你看這張鈔票是真的嗎？HOSTESS: Oh, dear, I don39。HENRY: But it39。s very nice of ：忘了它？喔……，那就太謝謝了。一個月的期限到了，亨利不僅沒有餓死或被捕，反倒成了富翁，并且贏得了一位漂亮小姐的芳心。索亞歷險記》、《敗壞了哈德萊堡的人》等。s very kind of ：這，你太好了。s a very strange, rich man.(as if he has discovered something for the first time)Why, yes!That must be it!店主：也許他是一個非常怪異而富有的人。m very ...I...I don39。去吧，讓他吃吧。我還要一大杯啤酒。他在靠近前邊窗戶的一張桌子旁坐了下來）OWNER:(seeing Henry39。I: Oh, good, I apologize to you.（老板過來）(Boss e)老板：站著干什么？ Boss: stand for? 店員：這位先生等這找錢呢？ Clerk: The President and so does this give change? 老板：那就快找給他呀，你不知道他站在這兒，哪個客戶還敢上門來買衣服呀？ Boss: Then looking to fast for him, you do not know what he stood here, which customers would be willing to visit to buy clothes you? 店員：你自己看吧！Clerk: Look at it yourself!（動作）(Action)老板：是呀是呀，我是說，哪個人會傻到跟一個紳士站在一起自慚形愧呢？ Boss: Yeah, Yeah, I mean, what stupid people will stand together with a gentleman ashamed Zican shape it? 不過，我不在乎了，這份光榮讓我忘卻了自己跟您站在一起是多么的拙陋了，（指著店員）即使你沒有招待這樣特大客戶的經(jīng)驗，也不能眼花到拿錯了這樣一件衣服呀！However, I do not care, and the glory of