【正文】 學(xué)習(xí)飛翔 ? take these broken wings and learn to fly ?你的這一生 ? all your life ?你只為了這一刻去飛翔 ? you were only waiting for this moment to arise 嘿 蒂姆 你想不想要個(gè)小弟弟 hey, Tim. How would you like to have a baby brother? 謝謝 不了 我一個(gè)就夠了 No, thanks. I39。t explor in the Congo... 我可是個(gè)深海潛水員 I was a deep sea diver. 蒂姆 Tim! 我們的英雄 Our hero! 別擔(dān)心爸媽 Don39。s with that outfit? 他為什么這么胖 為什么他盯著我看 Why39。m naked! 說(shuō) 光屁股 Say Naked. 不要啊 No! 啊 Ah. 誰(shuí)是媽咪的小寶貝啊 Who39。s taking over the whole house! 是這樣嗎 Are you taking over the house? 是的 是的 是的 Yes, you are. Yes, you are. 相信我 有一天你會(huì)真正了解這個(gè)小家伙的 Trust me, one day you39。s see if you can listen. 給我來(lái)一份意大利特濃咖啡 Get me a double Espresso... 再看看附近是否會(huì)有正宗壽司 And see if there39。m sorry. Leslie! 大部分 你是怎么知道這些的 Mostly c39。s no place for Tim. 蒂姆就融不進(jìn)這個(gè)家了 Tim doesn39。s a play date! 啊 Aw! 這張一定要留作紀(jì)念 That39。re gonna launch it at the pet convention in las Vegas! 小心了 諸位 Watch out, world! 它肯定會(huì)在這次比賽中獨(dú)領(lǐng)風(fēng)騷 It39。ve got proof! 啊 Ah! 哦 看看誰(shuí)不會(huì)下樓 哈 Oh, someone can39。re mad at you! Exactly, we39。t wanna be here... 更加不想來(lái)這里 Any more than you want me to be here. 那你為什么這么折磨我 Then why are you torturing me? 事實(shí)上 我不是普通的孩子 The truth is I39。t feel this? 空手道 Karate! 別把自己當(dāng)個(gè)智障好嗎 坦普爾頓 Don39。s a vegetable. 重點(diǎn)是 狗狗的那部分越來(lái)越大了 Point is, the puppies39。t e up with answers... 他就別干了 退休 He is fired, retired! 滾蛋 好了旅行結(jié)束 Gone! Tour39。s awesome! I know, right? 唔 Whoo! Biu Biu 什么 Pew pew. What? 所以幫幫我 我要把他的紙尿褲釘在墻上 So help me, I will nail his diaper to the wall! 我們送去坦普爾頓 家的那個(gè) Have we heard anything from that little boss baby... 小老板寶寶有消息了嗎 That we sent down to the templetons? 我不知道 你被炒了 I don39。re in a crisis here! 你不知道我們處在一場(chǎng)危機(jī)中嗎 Don39。s where it will take you. 你難道不想知道 Don39。s hr when you need them? 哦 Oh! 拿著 Take it. 我不想要你的臭錢(qián) I don39。s fault? 真的 他會(huì)講話 It39。s go! 跑 跑 跑 Run, run, run. 什么 嘿 What? Hey! 哈哈 Haha. 恩 Hmm. 阿歐 Uhoh. 跑 跑 跑 Run, run, run. 接 接 接 Catch, catch, catch. 哇 Whoa! 棒 Yes! 哦 耶 Oh, yeah! 放手 你這個(gè)小 Let go, you little... 哦 看 孩子們終于可以好好相處了 Oh, look! The kids are finally getting along. 真好 That39。ve always been a musthave item... 在愿望清單上總是排行第一 Number one on every wish list. 而狗狗只是附屬品而已 Puppies were merely accessories. 但是當(dāng)狗狗在新的設(shè)計(jì)模型下生產(chǎn)出來(lái)之后 But all that changed when the puppies began ing out... 這一切都變了 With new designer models. 每一只狗狗都比上一只更可愛(ài) Each one more adorable than the last. 記得拉布拉多么 Remember the labradoodle? 茶杯犬 The peekapoo? 臘娃娃 The chiweenie? 試試說(shuō) 臘娃娃 的時(shí)候不要笑 Try to say Chiweenie Without smiling. 不可能的 不要白白浪費(fèi)你們的時(shí)間了 Not possible. Don39。s 8:45 . 本忍者來(lái)也 Ninja. 本忍者來(lái)也 Ninja. 本忍者來(lái)也 Ninja. 本忍者來(lái)也 Whoa! 本忍者來(lái)也 Ninja. 到處都有小孩 他們?cè)诼? Babies everywhere! They39。 love. 全部的時(shí)間 全部的關(guān)注 All their time. All their attention. 這些全都是你的 You had all the beads. 但是后來(lái)我來(lái)了 But then I came along. 嬰兒會(huì)占據(jù)父母大量的時(shí)間 Babies take up a lot of time. 他們需要很多的關(guān)注 他們就得到了全部的愛(ài) They need a lot of attention. They get all the love. 我們可以分享他們的愛(ài)啊 We could share. 看起來(lái)你絕對(duì)沒(méi)去過(guò)商學(xué)院 You obviously didn39。d pick you over me? 你覺(jué)得他們會(huì)選你而不是我么 With your track record? 你又不了解我 You don39。ve got them eating out of the palm of my hand. 他們什么都肯為我做 They do everything for me. 笑死人了 It39。t it cute? He39。s here. Daddy39。t thrill me half as much ?我們相擁起舞的歡愉 ? as dancing cheek to cheek ?噢我喜歡去釣魚(yú) ? oh, I love to go out fishing ?在某個(gè)小溪或河流 ? in a river or a creek ?但那永遠(yuǎn)也比不上 ? but I don39。s the law of the jungle. 你的人生中總有那么些人想要奪取屬于你的東西 There39。m in heaven ?那些讓我煩惱一周的瑣事 ? and the cares that hung around me through the week ?像賭徒的好手氣一樣忽然消失無(wú)蹤 ? seem to vanish like a gambler39。s the bottle? He has to have his bottle! 他用他那胖乎乎的小手指指揮來(lái)指揮去 He had everyone wrapped around his chubby little finger. 啦 啦 啦 La la la! 除了我之外 Everyone except for me. 尿布 奶瓶 Diaper! Bottle! 老爸 我根本沒(méi)辦法睡覺(jué) Dad! I can39。s just a baby. 說(shuō)真 我是這個(gè)家唯一認(rèn)為這個(gè)寶寶 Seriously? I39。ve been here a long time. 但是請(qǐng)相信我 我在這度日如年 Believe me, it feels like my whole life. 我和這對(duì)父母已經(jīng)取得了很大進(jìn)展 I39。t have that kind of spare time. 你又不是我的老板 Well, you39。t even know you. 他們愛(ài)的是我 They love me! 哦 是么 仔細(xì)算算呢 小不點(diǎn) Oh, yeah? Do the math, kid. 他們的愛(ài)就只有這么多 There39。s got mom and dad pletely fooled. 如 果他們知道我所知道事 他們是不會(huì)讓他待在這兒的 If they knew what I knew, they39。ll tell you who is. 聽(tīng)好誰(shuí)是你們的死敵 狗狗 Behold our mortal enemy. Puppies! 好萌啊 Aw! 萌什么萌 他們就是癥結(jié)所在 No! No!That39。re having their own little meeting. 這簡(jiǎn)直太萌了不是嗎 誰(shuí)想吃些點(diǎn)心 Isn39。re fired! 你在干什么 What are you doing? 沒(méi)什么 Nothing. 我的證據(jù) My proof! 蒂姆 解釋一下這個(gè) Tim! Explain yourself! 是的 解釋一下你的行為 Yes, explain yourself. 這不是我 是寶寶的錯(cuò) It wasn39。re just trying to steal them from me. 你偷走了一切 You stole everything! 你才應(yīng)該進(jìn)監(jiān)獄 You39。s been! 它被誰(shuí)吸過(guò)無(wú)所謂 重要的是它會(huì)帶你去哪 It39。re not normal? 我們的一少部分 精英中的精英 A few of us, the best of the best... 被選中來(lái)完成 Are selected for the... 唔嗚 Whohoo! 來(lái)完成至高的榮譽(yù) For the ultimate honor. 高層管理部門(mén) Upper management. 這里 坦普爾頓 就是行動(dòng)中心 This, Templeton, is where all the action is. G 區(qū)進(jìn)入小憩時(shí)間 Nap time in sector G. 所以這整個(gè)地方都是由寶寶們運(yùn)營(yíng)的嗎 So this whole place is run by babies? 對(duì)頭 Yep. 我爹說(shuō) 有能力的人做事 My dad says, Those who can, do. 沒(méi)能力的就監(jiān)管 And those who can39。re done, you39。ve got nothing! 那就是她 別接 That39。re, like, on a spy 好酷 mission? Cool! 對(duì) 非常酷 并且如果我成功了 Yes! Cool! And if... when I succeed... 我就會(huì)成為一個(gè)寶寶集團(tuán)的傳奇 I39。s disgusting. 對(duì)啊 我也覺(jué)得不對(duì)勁 Yeah, it didn39。m the baby Jesus. 不 No! 你看 我更像是公司的中層管理人員 You see, I39。re gonna stay in this house with your baby brother... 直到你學(xué)會(huì)和他相處 Until you learn to get along. 哦 真棒 Oh, great. 這是我第一次被關(guān)禁閉 It was my first time behind bars. 大房子 The big house. 門(mén)鎖 The lockup. 終身監(jiān)禁 Grounded for life. 分鐘變成小時(shí) 小時(shí)變成一天 The minutes turned into hours, the hours into days. 每個(gè)人都有自己的極限 Every man has his breaking point. 這是我的極限 This was mine. 畫(huà)眉鳥(niǎo)在寂靜的 Black