【正文】 happy ever after. 39。39。t purring. 你講 什么？我沒(méi)亂吵 Sure. What39。s instructions exactly. 我們不能失敗 我們一字不差地聽(tīng)從國(guó)王的指示 What39。m told you39。t want to do. 你要強(qiáng)迫我做我不愿做的事 [gasps] Where are we? 我們講到哪里了？ Hi. Wele to Friar39。re taking this a little too personally. 我覺(jué)得，哈洛 你反應(yīng)太過(guò)分 This is Fiona39。s go, Kyle. 明白了，我們走，凱爾 Very nice, Shrek. What? 很好，史萊克 什么？ l told you ing here was a bad idea. 我說(shuō)過(guò)來(lái)這里不是好主意 You could39。39。t eat your own young! 不過(guò)，你不吃自己的孩子吧？ Dad! 爸爸 No, we usually prefer the ones who39。s happening, everybody? Thanks for waiting. 大家好啊 ？ 多謝等候 l had the hardest time finding this place 要找到這里真不容易 No! No! Bad donkey! Bad! Down! 不 !壞驢子 !壞蛋 !蹲下 ! No, Dad! lt39。s our chance. Let39。s where we39。em on! Head 39。s some fine print for you! 這個(gè)我倒沒(méi)想到 [exasperated sigh] So that39。39。all Sunday for a barbecue or something. 星期天見(jiàn) He39。m in love * I39。s love, love * Makes me wanna turn around and face me * But I don39。怪物史萊克 Shrek 2 中英文 對(duì)照字幕 [man39。t know nothing 39。m in love * lt39。ll be fine. Now, where were we? 他會(huì)沒(méi)事的 ， 我們剛才說(shuō)到哪里 ？ l think l remember. 我記起了 Donkey! [Fiona yelps] 驢子 ! l know, l know! Alone! l39。Prince Charming. 白馬王子 39。s it. You won39。em up! Rawhide! 快行快行快快行 ！ * Ride 39。re going. Far, far... 我們就要去那里 [softly] away! 遙遠(yuǎn) All right, all right, l get it. l39。s go back inside and pretend we39。s all right. lt39。ve been locked away in a tower! 不會(huì)，我們 比較喜歡 吃被鎖在塔樓里的 Shrek, please! l only did that because l love her. 史萊克，夠了 我完全出于愛(ài)她 Aye, day care or dragonguarded castle. 對(duì)呀，托兒所或者是 小龍女看守的城堡 You wouldn39。 要想得到永久的幸福 打 電話找費(fèi)歐娜 * A sporty carriage to ride in style, Sexy man boy chauffeur, Kyle 騎上的跑車型、的馬車 性感男生司機(jī)，凱爾 * Banish your blemishes, tooth decay, Cellulite thighs will fade away 改頭換面，打造新人 再來(lái)只寵物狗 * And oh, what the hey! Have a bichon frise!39。ve at least tried to get along with my father. 你根本沒(méi)有嘗試跟我父親相處 l don39。s choice. 這是費(fèi)歐娜的選擇 不錯(cuò) ! But she was supposed to choose the prince we picked for her. 她應(yīng)選中我們替她找的王子 l mean, you expect me to give my blessings to this... thing? 你想讓我祝福這個(gè) 東西？ Fiona does. And she39。s Fat Boy! May l take your order? 你好 !歡迎光臨肥仔速食 !請(qǐng)點(diǎn)菜 My diet is ruined! l hope you39。re the one to talk to 抱歉 !希望我沒(méi)有打擾 about an ogre problem? 別人對(duì)我說(shuō)你是負(fù)責(zé)怪物的 You are told correct. 說(shuō)的沒(méi)錯(cuò) But for this, l charge a great deal of money. 但為這個(gè)，我要收取很高報(bào)酬 Would... this be enough? 這個(gè)夠嗎？ You have engaged my valuable services, Your Majesty. 您能夠得到我的珍貴 服務(wù)，陛下 Just tell me where l can find this ogre. 告訴我在哪里可以找到怪物？ * Everyone says I39。s did he say 他說(shuō)什么？ 39。s next? A hug? 下來(lái)?yè)肀幔? Hey, Shrek. Donkeys don39。 幸福 39。39。39。Happiness.39。s go bond with Daddy. 當(dāng)然，我們跟老爸努力建立關(guān)系 Well, well, well, Donkey. 驢子 l know it was kind of a tender moment back there, but the purring? 我知道他溫柔動(dòng)人 不過(guò)故意發(fā)出噪音？ What? l ain39。t be lost. We followed the King39。m not interrupting, but l39。t get there in time. 不能怪我，他沒(méi)有及時(shí)趕到 Stop the car! 停車 ! Harold. 哈洛 You force me to do something l really don39。s the ogre. Not me. 我不能相信 ， 莉雅 ， 真的 他是怪物 ， 又不是我 l think, Harold, you39。ve got all the happiness we need. 多謝了 ， 但我們已經(jīng)夠幸福了 Happy, happy, happy... 幸福 ， 幸福 ， 幸福 ... [laughs] So l see. Let39。For a happy ever after, give Fiona a call!39。s anything wrong with that. Right, Harold? 也算不上什么大問(wèn)題 對(duì)吧，哈洛 Oh, no! No! Of course, not! 當(dāng)然不算 That is, assuming you don39。t know who l am. What do you mean, 我看不會(huì) 不在名單上是什么意思 ？ 別說(shuō)你不認(rèn)識(shí)我 What39。re my parents. Hello? They locked you in a tower. 他們是我的父母 他們把你鎖在塔樓里 That was for my own... 不過(guò)是為我 Good! Here39。s no inflight movie or nothing! 但這樣很久，沒(méi)有艙內(nèi)電影 The Kingdom of Far, Far Away, Donkey. 遠(yuǎn)的要命王國(guó) ， 驢子 That39。em on! Move 39。re not like that. 別這樣，他們不會(huì)那樣的 How do you explain Sergeant Pompous and the Fancy Pants Club Band? 你怎么解釋那次號(hào)手樂(lè)隊(duì)？ Oh, e on! You could at least give them a chance. 算了，就給他們一次機(jī)會(huì)吧 To do what? Sharpen their pitchforks? 做什么？磨利他們的刀叉 No! They just want to give you their blessing. 不 !他們只是想祝福你而已 Oh, great. Now l need their blessing? 真好，我現(xiàn)在倒希望得到祝福？ lf you want to be a part of this family, yes! 如果你希望成為這個(gè)家庭一員的話 Who says l want to be part of this family? 誰(shuí)說(shuō)我想成為這個(gè)家庭一員？ You did! When you married me! 你娶了我時(shí)就想 Well, there39。 向你和你的 uh... 39。ll see y39。m in love * Accidentally in love * I39。t ignore it * If it39。s voice] Once upon a time in a kingdom far, far away, 很久以前，在一個(gè)遙遠(yuǎn)的王國(guó)里 the king and queen were blessed with a beautiful baby girl. 國(guó)王和王后有個(gè)美麗的公主 And throughout the land, everyone was happy... 全國(guó)上下，人人都很幸福 until the sun went down 直到太 陽(yáng)下山 and they saw that their daughter was cursed with a frightful enchantment 他們看見(jiàn)女兒受到了可怕妖術(shù)詛咒 that took hold each and every night. 每晚都是如此 Desperate, they sought the help of a fairy godmother 情急之下 他們向一位神仙教母求救 who had them lock the young princess away in a tower, 她讓他們將公主關(guān)在塔樓里 等待那 ... there to await the kiss... of the handsome Prince Charming. 白馬王子的吻 It was he who would chance the perilous journey 只有他能夠不怕旅途危險(xiǎn) through blistering cold and scorching desert 穿越刺骨寒冷的沙漠 traveling for many days and nights, 經(jīng)過(guò)幾天幾夜 risking life and limb 冒著生命危險(xiǎn) to reach the Dragon39。bout love * Oh, e on, e on [screams] * Turn a little faster * Come on, e on * The world will follow after * Come on, e on * Everybody39。s so good to be home! 回家的感覺(jué)真好 “ 小心妖怪 ” Just you and me and... 只有你和我 * Two can be as bad as one... * Donkey? 兩個(gè)可以跟一個(gè)一樣糟糕 Shrek! Fiona! Aren39。m going! l39。39。t e? 那么你不想來(lái)了 Trust me. lt39。em up! Move 39。m just so darn bored. 好吧，明白了，我不過(guò)覺(jué)得無(wú)聊 Well, find a way to entertain yourself. 設(shè)法自己娛樂(lè)吧 For five minutes... 5分鐘 Could you not be yourself... [shouts] ...for five minutes! 能不能堅(jiān)持 5分鐘 ？ Are we there yet? 到了沒(méi)有 ？ [chuckles] Yes! Oh, finally! 到了 ! 總算到了 ! Wow! 哇 ! lt39。re not home. 為你好 ？ 這是我們的機(jī)會(huì) 我們進(jìn)去假裝沒(méi)有在家 Harold, we have to be... 哈洛 ， 我們要假裝