20xx幽默英語(yǔ)故事演講稿大全(更新版)
【正文】 他說(shuō)真話的時(shí)候，也沒(méi)人相信他，但是他知道得太晚了。rdquo。rdquo。rdquo。8223。店里有三只鸚鵡，其中一只賣五千元，另一只賣一萬(wàn)元，還有一只賣三萬(wàn)元?！?br /> 顧客又問(wèn)：「那這只呢?他會(huì)做什么?為什么要賣這么貴?」
老板說(shuō)：「他除了會(huì)說(shuō)話之外，還會(huì)表演一些有趣的動(dòng)作，好比說(shuō)跳舞等等，所以才賣這么貴。bdquo。ldquo。ldquo。ldquo。 another one, $10,000。quot。多拿一些帽子給我看看!
【篇四】
牧童和狼
A Shepherdboy, who tended his flock not far from a village, used to amuse himself at times in crying outamp。已經(jīng)忍耐到極限的售貨員害怕她再改變主意，便恭維她：amp。 To his dismay, the lady took off her hat at once and said: amp。
amp。他買了張票進(jìn)去了。rdquo。m still paying.amp。How much does it cost?amp。Father, is it expensive to be married?amp。資料共分享，我們負(fù)責(zé)傳遞知識(shí)。ldquo。ldquo。八歲或十歲左右的孩子有時(shí)會(huì)迷戀班上某個(gè)人，然后就以為自己戀愛(ài)了。No, I have no friends here, but a big woman always stops me at the door and cuts up my ticket.amp。 接著兩三分鐘后他又出來(lái)買票。quot。39。你戴上這頂帽子看上去起碼年輕十歲!amp。quot。最后，有一天狼真的來(lái)了。How e this guy is $5,000? Thatamp。
So the customer asked him, amp。s why heamp。
The owner of the shopsaid, amp。
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