20xx最新精選的愚人節(jié)搞笑祝福語(yǔ)(完整版)
【正文】 梢。氣象部門提醒市民注意：夜間出行注意保暖，小心感冒。最后只好笑一笑，愚人被愚恩仇消。愚人心切忙前趕，忽醒細(xì)悟已上當(dāng)。1每個(gè)人都該學(xué)門手藝，比如熏制豬頭，比如打狗棒法，比如溜須拍馬，比如嘻嘻哈哈，比如……比如我逗樂整你，哈哈哈愚人節(jié)快樂！。愚人節(jié)快樂！不是直到今天才想起你，不是直到此時(shí)才敢發(fā)短信你，只是在今天此時(shí)此刻，才有勇氣跟你說(shuō)：我~愛~你……還有，祝愚人節(jié)快樂！（呵呵，愛信不信）1說(shuō)你不美麗，那是在騙你；說(shuō)你不通情，那是誤解你；說(shuō)你不溫柔，根本沒理由；說(shuō)你不聰明，絕對(duì)沒道理。最可愛的造型，最活潑的行徑，過最歡快的愚人節(jié)！朋友，節(jié)日快樂！愚人節(jié)到真熱鬧，處處聽見開懷笑。高招不斷易上當(dāng)，引來(lái)歡笑聲傳揚(yáng)?？鞓窌r(shí)，你伴我手舞足蹈。，由于近來(lái)太陽(yáng)離子太強(qiáng)，太陽(yáng)下打手機(jī)會(huì)出現(xiàn)無(wú)信號(hào)現(xiàn)象，千萬(wàn)別慌，請(qǐng)你在打手機(jī)時(shí)另一只手高舉過頭擋住陽(yáng)光!記住，越高越好!節(jié)日快樂!：里邊有像你身材的葫蘆，像你臉型的西瓜，像你鼻子的草莓，像你青春豆的荔枝，像你眼睛的開心果，還有像你體香的榴蓮!祝愚人節(jié)快樂!，證明你手機(jī)已感染病毒，請(qǐng)馬上取出手機(jī)卡，用汽油刷洗。：本人丟失純種小白豬一只。文章版權(quán)歸本站所有，希望本文對(duì)你有所幫助！ talking to her husband(who reads newspaper all day): I wish I were a newspaper so I’ll be in your hands all : I wish that too, so I could change you daily little boy asked his father: Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?The father replied: I don ’t know ’m still paying！ midnight father saw that his married son leaving home...He asks him: what are you doing?The son replied: Dad I am fed up with my life!My newly marriage is not going well, my wife and my mom keep fighting with each other!I have to pay bills for my inlaws, and I hate this life！!I want to go far from here, I wan
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