【正文】 Oh, boy... (Both laugh) SpongeBob: Ah, (SpongeBob begins to be confused) Plankton and the... Patty Stealers? Plankton: (Starts to sweat manically) Uh, if you guys don39。s my, uh, recording equipment. (He then laughs evilly) SpongeBob: (Bees really excited) Oh, my gosh, what do I do? Plankton: (He scoots a chair next to SpongeBob) Just take a seat here, and I39。s Gary39。s there? (Plankton makes a purring noise with drool ing out of his mouth at the thought of it. The scene is skipped to where they start practicing. SpongeBob is playing Plankton39。s the cops. I can39。s, uh... Oh. (The cop sees a green thing ing out of SpongeBob39。s rock! (The next 2 lines are said at the same time.) Patrick: Yeah! Squidward: We39。ve got a special cell for you. (Frank, or Police Officer 1, moves a small painting out of the way, unlocks a safe, and both of them put Plankton in there.) Plankton: But I liked my old cell. Police Officer 2: Then you39。ll just throw those away for you. Mr. Krabs: No, wait! I39。s a couple double ones in there too. Saleslady: Sir, these expired over thirty years ago. Mr. Krabs: What does that mean? Saleslady: It means they39。m back to my old cell. Police Officer 2: Oh, no, you39。t worry, I just need to get the key out. (SpongeBob hums while opening the door, but is unsuccessul both times to get the key in the key hole. Plankton grabs the key.) Plankton: Give me that, you inpetent fool. (Plankton opens the door and drops the key on the ground. Plankton also goes on the ground.) Yes, the Krabby Patty Formula is mine! Uh, I mean, we39。re on our way to our first gig. We39。re all wearing their RockN Roll outfits. We hear from a distance, tire screeching. We then notice it39。t want us bugging the customers. So, we have to go in after hours when nobody39。s locked in his subconscious. (The machine makes static crackles. When Plankton finds a station on the radio, SpongeBob is the speaker. SpongeBob sings songs just like a radio.) The song is in tune with, Oh My Darlin39。s lips with a tool) The best kind of lyrics are the ones that are deep and revealing. Something only you know? *coughs* Secret recipe. Patrick: I once searched for my innermost secrets. All I found was this. (Patrick shows that he39。m on it. (It shows Patrick making a fire under his seat to keep it warm. Plankton finally es in the garage. He39。t e off.) SpongeBob: Man, how39。 dressing all in black, wearing boots covered in spikes, (as he continues, he imagine that it39。s your news? Patrick: (Both calm down.) I found out where boogers e from. (Patrick whispers into SpongeBob39。m not trying to steal the patty formula! SpongeBob: (SpongeBob points at Plankton.) You want me to... join your band! Plankton: What band? I don39。s song and then talks during the Then I mis some of... line.) He39。ve been in stir. Karen: Get out! (Literally kicks Plankton out of the Chum Bucket.) And stay out! You two time loser! Plankton: After everything I39。s why we keep him behind these impenatratable 6inch steel doors. (While he says that, he knocks on the door and the door opens.) Of course, it helps to lock it. (They both run into the cell.) He39。s house will be featured in an hour long, mercial free House Fancy special, and Squidward will be crowned House Fancy prince, of the year! In honor which, was originally to be bestowed on Squilliam, but now isn39。 (walks away, and the vaccum then sucks it up. SpongeBob is eating a chocolate bar) SpongeBob: Thank you Patrick. (the vaccum says that it39。s Patrick) Patrick: Who39。re all ready here! Go get a vaccum and clean up all the sofa bits. I39。t move it until I say... (SpongeBob moves it on his foot) OW! Okay, it39。Mucho prendo, Se241。s a stain on the rug! (it was the tea stain from earlier) I39。s huge, and lifelike! Squilliam: If you look closely, you39。s like I39。re house doesn39。s phone rings) Squidward: Oh. (Squidward walks up to the phone. Then says hello39。s Regular 109 Boating Buddies The Krabby Kronicle 110 The Slumber Party Grooming Gary 111 SpongeBob SquarePants vs. The Big One 112 Porous Pockets Choir Boys 113 Krusty Krushers The Card 114 Dear Vikings Ditchin 115 Grandpappy the Pirate Cephalopod Lodge 116 Squid39。t happen to be watching House Fancy, would you? Squidward: I was, until you called. Squilliam: Well Squiddy, I enjoy our chat, but my catered lunch awaits. And you know how hard being fabulous is on an empty stoumach. (laughs) Squidward: Wait, why did you ask me if I was watching House Fancy? Nick: Sorry Squilliam, but we39。s house) Squidward: Hey, that39。t it? Nick: Well, I have to say Squilliam, and I think that i39。re phone is ringing. Squilliam: Oh. (walks up to phone, and picks it up) Hello. Oh yeah, hang on. (talking to Nick) It39。s a hideous hole in the wall! I39。s good, because I lent my brain to Patrick for the weekend. Squidward: Really? SpongeBob: No, not really. He traded me these 2 chocolate bars for it. Squidward: I don39。s toenail) Squidward: OW! SpongeBob, I told you not to move it until I say... (SpongeBob drops it on his foot) OW! Why do you keep moving it? SpongeBob: 39。s house is really messy. I39。ve gotta use your toilet. No questions. Thanks. (Patrick runs into the bathroom, struggles, then the toilet flushes, then es out) Phew. I wouldn39。re arriving at the home of Mr. Squidward Tentacles, who claims his house is far more fancier than that of Squilliam Fancyson. Let39。t gone to his head? He is still the same old great guy, he has not changed. *Krabby Road*DialogueThe episode begins in front of the Bikini Bottom Jail. The weather is thunder storming badly, and then we e inside to find 2 police officers. Police Officer 1: ...and this is the maximum level. Since this is your first day, I39。s moustache。t think I39。s a real nice song. Add a splash of wee... But could you