【正文】 n only surmise that you are one of the few true genetic wastes of our time.　　Asking me, a network administrator, to explain every little nuance of everything I do each time you happen to stroll into my office is not only a waste of time, but also a waste of precious oxygen. I was hired because I know how to network puter systems, and you were apparently hired to provide amusement to myself and other employees, who watch you vainly attempt to understand the concept of cut and paste for the hundredth time.　　You will never understand puters. Something as incredibly simple as binary still gives you too many options. You will also never understand why people hate you, but I am going to try and explain it to you, even though I am sure this will be just as effective as telling you what an IP address is. Your shiny new iMac has more personality than you ever will.　　You walk around the building all day, shiftlessly looking for fault in others. You have a sharp dressed, useless look about you that may have worked for your interview, but now that you actually have responsibility, you pawn it off on overworked staff, hoping their talent will cover for your glaring ineptitude. In a world of managerial evolution, you are the bluegreen algae that everyone else eats and laughs at. Managers like you are a sad proof of the Dilbert principle.　　Since this situation is unlikely to change without you getting a full frontal lobotomy reversal, I am forced to tender my resignation. However, I have a few parting thoughts.　　1. When someone calls you in reference to employment, it is illegal for you to give me a bad remendation. The most you can say to hurt me is I prefer not to ment. I will have friends randomly call you over the next couple of years to keep you honest, because I know you would be unable to do it on your own.　　2. I have all the passwords to every account on the system, and I know every password you have used for the last five years. If you decide to get cute, I am going to publish your favorites list, which I conveniently saved when you made me back up your useless files. I do believe that terms like Lolita are not usually viewed favorably by the administration.　　3. When you borrowed the digital camera to take pictures of your Mothers birthday, you neglected to mention that you were going to take pictures of yourself in the mirror nude. Then you forgot to erase them like the technomoron you really are. Suffice it to say I have never seen such odd acts with a sauce bottle, but I assure you that those have been copied and kept in safe places pending the authoring of a glowing letter of remendation. (Try to use a spell check please。m eager to accept the challenges in this new position, I regret leaving the institute. You and the organization as a whole have treated me very well over the past three years. I wonrsquo。 it has indeed prepared me well for almost any general business career I decide to pursue. My best wishes for the pany’s continued growth.　　Sincerely,　　外企英文辭職信 篇5Dear　　Please accept my resignation as Associate Chemist at XXX Research, Inc.。 I hate having to correct your mistakes.)　　Thank you for your time, and I expect the letter of remendation on my desk by 8:00 am tomorrow. One word of this to anybody, and all of your little twisted repugnant obsessions will be open to the public. Never screw with your systems administrator. Why? Because they know what you do with all that free time!　　Wishing you a grand and glorious day.　　sincerely,　　外企英文辭職信 篇15Dear　　Writing a letter of resignation might be an unpleasant task, but theres really not that much to it. In its simplest form,you just date your letter of resignation,say when and what youre resigning,sig