【正文】 ” 趙云探過頭來“恩？”“你媽貴姓??？”趙云道：“啊，我倒！”于是趙云搖搖晃晃的下場了，祝英臺若有所思的說：“哦，原來中國還有我倒這個復(fù)姓?。　边@時白骨精又探上來一個頭道：“他就是傳說中的趙云！”“那膩！”祝英臺驚嘆，“他不是趙子龍么？怎么變趙云了！我可是他的超級云粉??！剛才竟然沒要簽名，哎遺撼吶！不過也還好，至少我知道了趙云他媽復(fù)姓我倒?！卑坠蔷驳貜纳砗竽贸鲋讣椎吨钢簡枺骸班?？好大的膽子敢說有人比我美！你可知道我是誰？”梁道：“難道您老就是傳說中的——————修腳的！”白怒道：“what?你信不信我KO了你！” 祝英臺忙求饒道：“這，這位美若仙女散的花的修腳大姐，你念在俺年少無知心靈幼小眼睛四千多度近視的份上放了我吧！”白道：“好吧，就讓我們用最殘酷的方式?jīng)Q出勝負(fù)，”兩人同時把右手放在左腰旁，同時說：“石頭，剪刀，布！” 祝英臺勝，白說：“好吧，你勝了，再見！”白下場，馬上走到場邊是回頭說：“別想我啊！” 祝英臺用白眼看他。梁：today, my friends, even though we face the difficulties of today and tomorrow, I still have a is a dream deeply rooted in the American have a dream that one day this nation will rise up and lives out the true meaning of its creed: We hold these truths to be selfevident。m standing right there with no 39。M: take it easy.(走至角落)HelloX: where are you? What are you doing ?with whom? M: oh ’m studying in the ’m busy now , I will call you ，許可從文才背后出現(xiàn)，揪住耳朵質(zhì)問?? X: you are studying? I track you all this morning!Z： wencai, who is this woman? M: em X: I’m his wife, who are you? Z: Ma wencai!M: Sorry zhu yingtai, I lied to have married already and I love my can’t leave my family and go with ’m so sorry!Z: sorry your sister, you are a big cheater!(打馬文才)X: stop!(推開祝英臺)I look down upon the kind of girl like a sick litter ’t contact my husband anymore.(轉(zhuǎn)臉面對馬文才)you!go home with me!(拎走馬文才)祝英臺傷心落淚，轉(zhuǎn)身面對梁山伯。)梁: Oh, honey, I miss you so much祝: ’m calling to tell you that I love I think you had better find another : What?Pardon?祝: Because I’ll get parents wanted me to marry Ma is so rich, even richer than Yu he is good at 葵花寶典。終于在紐約街頭找到他當(dāng)年的愛人祝英臺，而她正和馬文才卿卿我我。L:Yingtai，IloveyousomuchandI’llmiyousomuch.！Z:Iloveyou,too!Don’’llmarryyouaoonasI’:I’:I’旁白：一周以后，祝英臺從美國打來越洋電話。梁山伯酷愛口語師從口語老師鄧大付學(xué)習(xí)美國口語，尤其擅長模仿馬丁amp。（旁白暫停，鄧英文“Ihaveadream”）。為了能飛越重洋去殺掉祝英臺，他每天提醒自己有一個夢想。s wedding can not be so ：But dearling, is so handsome and so rich, There is no doubt that this is matched for …(被父親打斷)英父：I have told you many times, it is a new era of reform and openingup could not decide the wedding of our ：Darling….The furthest distance in the world is not between life and when I am standing in front of you, yet you do not know that Ma Wencai is so handsome.(馬文才上，拿折扇，音樂《非》起)馬：I love Yingtai so doesn39。t be a guy in the e back to NBU to learn the TOEFL and order to be able to kill over the ocean Lovers, he remind himself every day that he has a : I tell you, my friends, even though we face the difficulties of today and tomorrow, I still have a is a dream deeply rooted in the American have a dream that one day I will kill Zhu Yingtai in is a dream that deeply rooted in my my ：A year later, Liang also came to the United States, looking for the whereabouts of the the streets of New York ,he found his lover Zhu Yingtai, She and Ma Wencai were just at the moment of : Zhu Yingtai, long time no see, huh? Remember me ?.I’m here to kill : Liang…, is crazy will kill : who are you ? L: who the hell are you? M: You!Get out of : You!Get out of here!Z: liang shanbo, I persuade you to go as soon as you can ,because my dear wencai is good at 。s wedding could not be so ：but dearling ,Mrs Ma was so cool and was born noble family, There is no doubt that this is matched for ……..被B打斷英父： I told you many times, Now is a new era of reform and could not decide the yingtai”s ：darling….The Furthest Distance in The World Is not between life and when I stand in front of you ,Yet you do not known that he is so furthest distance in the world Is not when I stand in front of you,Yet you can not see his love to ，拿折扇，音樂《非》起馬：I love yingtai so 39。I love his money a