【正文】 To end our speci al news bul letin,39。 39。m sherif f her e. Do you se that notice ? I t says No Camping in case you can39。t be bet er , Gloria,39。 you have just kil led that chil d ! 39。 Ther e39。 he asked, bef ore I had fi ni shed speaking. ‘ Not at al l,39。 Bert answered. 39。so it was f or tunat e that we di dn39。Cigarete Smoki ng and Your Healt h39。 l esson75 SO S 呼救信號 When a l ight passenger pl ane fl ew of f cour se som e t ime ago, it cr ashed i n t he m ount ai ns and its pil ot was kil led. The only pasenger s, a young woman and her t wo baby daught er s, were unhurt. It was the m iddl e of wi nt er. Snow l ay t hi ck on the gr ound. The woman knew t hat he near est vil lage was m il es away. When it grew dar k. she t ur ned a suit case i nto a bed and put t he chil dr en i nside it, coveri ng t hem wit h al l t he cl ot hes she coul d fi nd. Dur ing the ni ght, i t got t er ri bl y cold. The wom an kept as near as he coul d to t he chi ldren and even tr ied to get i nt o t he case her self , but i t was too sm al . Earl y ,next m or ni ng she hear d pl anes pasi ng over head and wonder ed how she could send a si gnal. Then she had an i dea. She st amped out t he l et ters39。 don39。Now you gut out of here, al of you!39。Thi s i s a wonder ful pl ace for a pi ic,39。 I cont inued dri vi ng and aft er som e t ime, t he exami ner tapped loudl y. Though t he sound could be hear d cl earl y, it t ook me a long t ime t o react. I suddenl y pr essed t he brake pedal hard and we were both t hr own f or war d. The exami ner looked at me sadly. 39。 Then I39。m goi ng t o. .39。 39。Jum bo must weigh a few t ons,39。s hospit al. Dr essed up as Fat her Chr istm as and acpani ed by a 39。Hull o, Ber t,39。 No, not at al l,39。but I39。wait ing room !39。s foot st eps m any years l at er , Sir Malcolm39。No newspaper m en, no f ilm f ans! Why don39。 39。 said t he sheri f wit h a sneer. 39。 we ar e taki ng you to t he macar oni f ields of Calabr ia. Macar oni has been gr own i n this area for over six hundred years. Two of the leading grower s, Giuseppe Mol dova and Ri car do Br abant e, tel m e that t hey have been expect ing a splendi d cr op t hi s year and harve sti ng has begun ear li er than usual. Here you can see t wo wor ker s who, bet ween t hem , have j ust fi ni shed cut ti ng t hr ee cart loads of golden br own macar oni stalks. The whole vil age has been working day and ni ght gather ing and t hr eshi ng t hi s year39。 of six pr et ty gir ls, he set off down the main str et of the city ri di ng a baby elephant cal led Jumbo. He, should have known that the pol ice would never al ow this sort of thi ng. A poli ceman approached Jimmy and t ol d him he ought to have gone al ong a side str et as Jumbo was holding up t he traf ic. Though Jimmy agr ed to go at once, Jumbo r ef used to move. Fi fteen pol icemen had to push very har d to get him of f the main str et. The pol ice had a di f icul t tim e, but t hey wer e m ost am used. 39。Fancy meet ing you here !39。 I39。 Then I39。 I conti nued dri vi ng and aft er some time, the exami ner tapped l oudly. Though t he sound could be heard cl earl y, i t took me a l ong t ime to r eact . I suddenly pr essed the brake pedal hard and we were both thrown f or war d. The examiner looked at me sadly. 39。This i s a wonderful place for a pii c, 39。Now you gut out of her e, al of you!39。 don39。 l esson75 SOS 呼救信號 When a li ght passenger plane flew of f course some time ago, i t cr ashed in t he mountains and i ts pil ot was kil led. The onl y passengers, a young woman and her two baby daughters, wer e unhurt. I t was the middle of wint er . Snow lay thick on t he gr ound. The woman knew t hat the nearest vi lage was miles away. When it grew dark. she t ur ned a suit case into a bed and put t he chil dr en inside i t, covering t hem wit h al l the clothes she could find. Dur ing t he ni ght, i t got ter ibly cold. The woman kept as near as she coul d to the chi ldren and even tr ied to get into the case her self, but it was too smal l. Early ,next morning she heard pl anes pasing over head and wondered how she could send a si gnal. Then she had an i dea. She stamped out the let er s39。s crop before the S。Wel l, I39。 Look, sher if , 39。t we e mor e often ?39。s son, Donald, also set up a worl d r ecor d. Li ke hi s father, he was dr iving a car cal ed Bl uebir d. Lesson73 The record holder 紀錄保持者 Lit tle boys who pl ay tr uant from school are unimagi nati ve. A quiet day39。 leson69 But not murder! 并非謀殺！ I was being t ested f or a dr iving l icence for the thi rd t ime. I had been asked t o drive i n heavy tr af fi c and had done so successf ul ly. Aft er havi ng been inst ruct ed to dr ive out of town, I began to acquir e confi dence. Sur e that I had passed, I was al most beginning to enjoy my test. The examiner must have been pleased wit h my perf or mance, f or he smil ed and sai d, 39。m going to the denti st .39。 No, not at al, 39。Hullo, Bert, 39。s hospit al . Dresed up as Father Chr istmas and apanied by a 39。To end our speci al news bul et in,39。 39。m sher if f here. Do you see that not ice ? It says No Cam pi ng in case you can39。t be bet er , Gl ori a,39。 you have j ust kil led that chi ld !39。 Ther e39。 he asked, bef or e I had f inished speaki ng. ‘ Not at al l,39。 I was just wonderi ng how to spend t he m or ni ng unti l I saw you. You39。t have to car ry him. Of course, we shoul d ar est him , but as he has a good r ecord, we shal l et him of t hi s t ime.39。Geoff rey loves. He prepar ed t he speech car ef ul ly and went t o the weddi ng wi th Jenny. He had i ncluded a l ar ge num ber of f unny st ori es i n the speech and, of course, it was a gr eat success. As soon as he had fi ni shed, Jenny t ol d hi m she wanted to go home. Geoffr ey was a li tl e di sappointed by t hi s but he di d as his daught er asked. On t he way hom e, he asked Jenny i f she had enj oyed t he speech. To hi s ur