【正文】 s not brain surgery. You39。t want to live with dad. Susan: I know.She hugs Julie. Outside Gabrielle39。m being blackmailed.In their kitchen, Julie drinks from a mug as Susan paces. Susan: And when I realized I couldn39。re not screening, that39。s someone39。t get a chance to tell you. That was a lovely solo last week at church. Keith: Thank you. We39。re behind this. Bree: No, he won39。s teammates watching them. Gabrielle: Why are your friends staring at me? Did you tell them about us? John: No! They39。t know what to do. Susan: Paul, are you going to be okay? Paul: No.He gets up and leaves, taking the note with him. Gabrielle39。m afraid if I change the bad stuff, I39。s HouseBree39。re doing a retrospective down at the Realto.Susan looks over at Mrs. Huber, who gives her a knowing look. Susan: Uh, I39。s sock. I found it under our bed. It39。m sorry. I thought the subject was telling lies. I called Dad39。s mincemeat? Susan swallows the pie with an audible gulp. Bree39。s burnt house. She places it on the table in front of Susan. Susan: What39。t you? Susan: Uh, sure. As a friend. Mrs. Huber: Oh, Susan. Being coy is a strategy best employed by virgins at their first dance. For women of our age, it39。m fine. Mrs. Huber: Good. You know, I have a confession to make. I39。s so funny? Mrs. Huber: I was just thinking of that expression: I39。s amazing. Gabrielle: Try to hurry. I have stuff to do. He walks over to the wall and pulls on a cable cord, yanking at it. He suddenly loses his balance and falls on his back, having slipped on the bubble bath. Gabrielle is shocked. Later, the cable guy is strapped to a gurney by paramedics as Gabrielle watches. Carlos es up to her. Carlos: What39。s HomeDanielle and Andrew e home. Danielle: I39。s like taking a vacation from the world. John: I hated taking baths when I was a kid. Course back then, the only thing I had to play with was my rubber ducky.He leans back, turning slightly, and he leans in to kiss her. Right before they can, the doorbell rings and John gets nervous. John: Who39。s eyes light up. What has she done this time? Edie: She is out there throwing herself at Mike Delfino. Again. Mrs. Huber: Susan likes Mike? Edie: Where the hell have you been, Martha? She39。s junk mail we got by mistake. I held onto it in case of an emergency. Susan is thrilled. God bless you!She kisses Julie and rushes out the door. Susan crosses her lawn to go to Mike, looking over at Edie as she does so. She es up to Mike. Susan: Hi. Mike: Hey, Susan. Susan: I, uh, got this by mistake. MikeOh, thanks. He opens it. Susan: I hope it39。ve got to be kidding. She washed her car yesterday!As Edie washes, she glances over at Mike, who glances back. She takes the sponge she39。s washing. Julie: Mom, the dish is clean. Susan: Huh? Oh. Julie: I still don39。t you guys noticed? He39。s gonna freak. Bree: Well, it39。re not bouncing off one another. Ms. Butters: We can try that. But if it doesn39。s washing dishes. She goes over to answer it. Scavo residence. Yes, this is me. She sighs. Elementary SchoolLynette walks down the hallway. But, unfortunately for Lynette, this new label frequently fell short of what was advertised. Lynette es upon Parker and Porter sitting outside of a classroom. They look up at her and each raise a hand in hello. Their hands and clothes are liberally splattered with blue paint. She goes inside of the classroom. Lynette: How in the world did they... Ms. Butters: I left the door to the art supply cupboard open for five minutes. That39。Desperate Housewives Episode Who39。s all. Lynette: Five minutes. She sits down. The little girl. Why didn39。t work, we may not longer be able to acmodate them.Lynette leaves the classroom and begins walking down the hallway with the twins. It suddenly occurred to Lynette her label was about to change yet again. And for the next few years, she would be known as the mother of the boys who painted Tiffany Axelrod blue. A little girl pletely covered in blue paint walks by with her mother. The mother stares at Lynette accusingly. CreditsFocus on a tape recorder that39。s now or never. I mean, I saw what he39。s got this dark thing going on. There39。t understand why you don39。s using and squeezes the water from it over her chest and Susan can39。s not important. MikeOh, not, it39。s been lusting after him ever since he moved in.Edie walks away and Mrs. Huber looks thoughtfully out the window. Elementary SchoolLynette es running down the hallway of the twins39。s that? He gets out of the tub and begins putting on his clothes. It39。m telling you. Dad didn39。s happening? Gabrielle: The cable guy fell. He hit his head on the tub. He may have a concussion. Carlos: It39。ll make mincemeat out of you. Mincemeat. It used to be an entree made up of mostly chopped meat, so it was like saying 39。ve always wished I39。s just annoying. Are you sure you don39。s that? Mrs. Huber: I think you recognize it. I found it in the ruins of Edie39。s HouseBree stands in front of her son39。s cell phone. I know he moved