【正文】 ght? Yeah, I39。s just a piece of cake for me ,you know, I....甲:ok ,stop, time is limited, just begin 丙:OK！!I39。s really a big an ugly woman!(Of course, I won’t let you pass.)Why do you e here? 丁: Distinguished director, please give me a walked 25000km for a year just to pete in this give me a chance, (L):OK, so what’s your name? 丁: my name is Gaga (上下打量)：EN…ok ok, I’ll give you only ? 丁:OK, that’s you, thank ’ll just present a poem I love Furthest Distance in The furthest distance in the world 世界上最遙遠(yuǎn)的距離Is not between life and death 不是生與死But when I stand in front of you 而是 我就站在你面前Yet you don39。m the directorapplaud , 自己拼命拍掌然后一邊說謝謝謝謝。（打個(gè)響指)e some music.(搞笑舞,自由發(fā)揮).(跳完,鞠躬,向觀眾謝幕), thank you,(面向?qū)а?, honey, is it a wonderful performance? 王穎樂:(作目瞪口呆狀)張敬寶:(在甲眼前晃手),oh, darling, are you Ok? 王穎樂:eh...my god, have you use some drugs this morning, you make my nerves out , next :oh no...sweet ,you break my heart...(掩面離去)王競(jìng)羲:oh it seems to be bless me(畫個(gè)十字架,鎮(zhèn)定地走到甲面前,伸出手), nice to meet you, :(與之握手),nice to meet you too,so, introduce yourself :I39。ll use my first signature song to conquer youmy heart will go on, just enjoy , far, wherever you are i believe that the heart does go on(王穎樂stop stop,王競(jìng)羲不理,繼續(xù)作深情狀)and you39。m glad to see you,my dear (做嬌羞狀):oh, it39。t matter, you don’t need to learn about them, but you must know me, i will bee the greatest poetoprah!王穎樂:I don39。m dying,you three, e here, 三人跑進(jìn)來，張敬寶嫵媚狀:honey, you like my dance,right? 王競(jìng)羲鎮(zhèn)靜狀:director,you like my singing,right? 趙文鑫深情狀:princess,you like my poet,right? 三人同聲:we are past,right? 王穎樂:eh..Thank you for your eh..Wonderful performance,but,I39。m the directorCameron Diaz, applaud , thank you....Recently, I will direct a new movie called Avatar 2 , today, there will be a audition and I will select three actresses who can get the chance to perform in this film with famous actressAnne Hathaway,OK, let39。m Celine Dion, you know, I don39。re here in my heart, and my heart will go on and :guard ,guard,help,drag this mad woman , I39。s really a big surprise,so what39。t learn about them, but you must know me, the most famous hostess who will catch up with those person and bee the greatest poetoprah!甲:I don39。m dying,you three, e here, 三人跑進(jìn)來,乙嫵媚狀:honey, you like my dance,right? 丙鎮(zhèn)靜狀:director,you like my singing,right? 丁深情狀:princess,you like my poet,right? 三人同聲:we are past,right? 甲:eh..Thank you for your eh..Wonderful performance,but,I39。（然后喝了一口）哇！，（炫耀）：這是俺的新錢包。咋還不來啊。王：咦？石家莊火車站歡迎你。（指著觀眾）你們都是來買票的嗎？是不是都等的煩了，都。~~~出賣我的愛，你背了良心債。李(低頭偷笑，然后看著大家):緣分，真的。突然回過身看了看四周，沒人，甲經(jīng)過：小伙子，住店嗎？李（失落）：不住不住。裝！王：大哥，俺不是騙子，我發(fā)誓（拉著老板的衣服）老板：別纏著我，還發(fā)誓，騙子都是靠發(fā)誓賺的錢。記者和攝像的上場(chǎng)王失落而又有些氣憤地蹲了下來，后來心想錢還得找回來，剛一起身，不小心撞到記者身上記者：哎呦，你沒事吧，對(duì)不起啊王擦了擦臉，揉揉眼睛，又大量了一下他們兩個(gè)。反正她又不懂記者（好像明白了，轉(zhuǎn)身）：這樣啊，我給你想想王（像遇見貴人）：謝謝啊，謝謝啊。這個(gè)原本我也戒了，但是，今天破戒（把蓋打開）記者：別打亂，別打亂。別哭啊，俺有個(gè)好消息告訴你王還是哭李（嘆了口氣，大聲叫）：你給俺把聲音關(guān)了?。⊥醍?dāng)即無聲李：說，到底怎么了？王：狗剩哥，俺錢包丟了，里面的錢也丟了，李：錢都丟了？王：沒有，俺兜里還有幾千李：那個(gè)，俺今天踩狗屎運(yùn)，撿了個(gè)錢包。李：管不得感覺在哪見過啊。（看觀眾反映）咦呀，你看你們這些男人，著實(shí)讓我猶豫。一天早上，桔子一家醒來，發(fā)現(xiàn)人們開著卡車，搬著梯子，來摘桔子了，快來看看他們的命運(yùn)如何吧