【正文】 e.)(Laughter and applause.)Good evening.(Laughter.)Pause for laughter.(Laughter.)Wait a minute, this may not be working as well as I(laughter.)Let me try that evening, everybody.(Applause.)I would like to wele you all to the 10day anniversary of my first 100 days.(Laughter.)I am Barack of you covered of you voted for me.(Laughter and applause.)Apologies to the Fox table.(Laughter.)They39。s not short of young people who are eager to break news or the notsoyoung who still manage to ask the tough ones time and time qualities alone will not solve all your problems, but they certainly prove that the problems are worth that is a good place as any to I offer you my thanks, I offer you my support, and I look forward to working with you and answering to you and the American people as we seek a more perfect union in the months and years you very much, you.(Applause.)第二篇：奧巴馬在白宮記者協(xié)會(huì)晚宴上的講話Remarks at the White House Correspondents39。s what businesses must learn to do, and that39。s also true that your ultimate success as an industry is essential to the success of our 39。s good to see you, Mayor Bloomberg.(Laughter.)In the next hundred days, we will housetrain our dog, Bo, because the last thing Tim Geithner needs is someone else treating him like a fire hydrant.(Laughter.)In the next hundred days, I will strongly consider losing my cool.(Laughter.)Finally, I believe that my next hundred days will be so successful I will be able to plete them in 72 days.(Laughter.)And on the 73rd day, I will rest.(Laughter.)I justI want to end by saying a few words about the men and women in this room whose job it is to inform the public and pursue the know, we meet tonight at a moment of extraordinary challenge for this nation and for the world, but it39。ve got a lot of work left to do, as all of you I39。s warm, he39。m going to read it(laughter)but it39。re starting to 39。s my relationship with know, we had been rivals during the campaign, but these days we could not be fact, the second she got back from Mexico she pulled into a hug and gave me a big kiss.(Laughter.)Told me I39。ve even made the White House a place where people can learn and can recently, Larry Summers asked if he could chair the White House Council on Women and Girls.(Laughter.)And I do appreciate that Larry is here tonight because it is seven hours past his bedtime.(Laughter.)Gibbs liked that one.(Laughter.)In the last hundred days, we39。ve also reversed the ban on stem cell research, signed an expansion(applause)signed an expansion of the children39。s up?(Laughter.)Where is Michael? Michael, for the last time, the Republican Party does not qualify for a bailout.(Laughter.)Rush Limbaugh does not count as a troubled asset, I39。s Day to all the mothers in the audience.(Applause.)I do have to say, though, that this is a tough holiday for Rahm Emanuel because he39。t care whose kids you are.(Laughter.)We39。s even begun to bridge the differences that have divided us for so long, because no matter which party you belong to we can all agree that Michelle has the right to bare arms.(Laughter and applause.)Now Sasha and Malia aren39。m here, it39。m going to try something a little I want to speak from the 39。m here I think I39。ve inherited from George .(Laughter.)But now that I39。t she been an outstanding First Lady?(Applause.)She39。t just take Air Force One on a joy ride to Manhattan.(Laughter.)I don39。s Mother39。s go to Iowa and make it official.(Laughter and applause.)Michael Steele is in the house tonight.(Applause.)Or as he would say, “in the heezy.”(Laughter.)What39。ve enacted a major economic recovery package, we passed a budget, we forged a new path in Iraq, and no President in history has ever named three Commerce Secretaries this quickly.(Laughter.)Which reminds me, if Judd Gregg is here, your business cards are ready now.(Laughter.)On top of that, I39。ve also begun to change the culture in 39。s changed in this new, warmer, fuzzier White House, and that39。s image in the talked about this during this campaign and we39。ve begun to do exactly a look at the monitor there.(Laughter.)Now, let me be clear, just because he handed me a copy of Peter Pan does not mean that I39。ve cut the tension by bringing a new friend to the White 39。ve brought to Washington in these first hundred days but we39。s up, John?(Laughter.)In the next hundred days, I will meet with a leader who rules over millions with an iron fist, who owns the airwaves and uses his power to crush all who would challenge his authority at the ballot 39。t be every ending will be a happy it39。s always an approximation, even if(laughter.)This is a season of renewal and is what government must learn to do, that39。s not short on talent or creativity or passion or 39。m going to try something a little I want to speak from the 39。m here, it39。s even begun to bridge the differences that have divided us for so long, because no matter which party you belong to we can all agree that Michelle has the right to bare arms.(Laughter and applause.)Now Sasha and Malia aren39。t care whose kids you are.(Laughter.)We39。s Day to all the mothers in the audience.(Applause.)I do have to say, though, that this is a tough holiday for Rahm Emanuel because he39。s up?(Laughter.)Where is Michael? Michael, for the last time, the Republican Party does not qualify for a bailout.(Laughter.)Rush Limbaugh does not count as a troubled asset, I39。ve also reversed the ban on stem cell research, signed an expansion(applause)signed an expansion of the children39。ve even made the White House a place where people can learn and can recently, Larry Summers asked if he could chair the White House Council on Women and Girls.(Laughter.)And I do appreciate that Larry is here tonight because it is seven hours past his bedtime.(Laughter.)Gibbs liked that one.(Laughter.)In the last hundred days, we39。s my relationship with know, we had been rivals during the campaign, but these days we could not be fact, the second she got back from Mexico she pulled into a hug a