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No, I39。d ask her name and what she did for a living...and she might blow him she might say...I39。d say, “My name is Alex Hitchens and I39。d believe there39。re sending all the right signals: no earrings, heels under two inches, your hair is pulled back...wearing reading glasses with no book, drinking a Grey Goose martini...which means you had a hell of a week and a beer just wouldn39。d try harder.”Are you always so shutdown and afraid that the right man might make you...Feel like a natural woman? Sorry I39。re 39。s why I really appreciate what you did in I was wondering...do you think that you and I could get together sometime this week? You know, to go over 39。d it go?I yelled at screamed at my boss!I quit my job!You said...I gotta go , I didn39。t seem likea very nice person to swing for the , you don39。m does she know you39。ll have a conversation like human you39。re just have to relax and enjoy the haven39。t wanna talk to them because you can39。s how you wind up...Like me? 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What?What was that thing? know, I was just thinking...you can39。s kind of deep for a first date, don39。s right here!How did you know?Hitch did the just found the 39。ve all tried to thank , it was... me get you a !Poor like he went to a lot of was a disastrous kind of mean, this isn39。m 39。s a , business...all of that is just a small part of a much deeper, richer 39。ll ignore you 39。s 39。ll be can39。m not worried about if there are people there...I39。s what it39。s not working, hit them with 39。m the only one who will need me how this ? There were some this even look like dancing to you? That39。s all we get, one shot to make the difference...between happily ever after and: “Oh, he39。m not me, I39。m doing? For ho