超搞笑的請假理由-wenkub
2024-10-29 06 本頁面
【正文】 再來個說教版的：老板今天有點不舒服可不可以請下假老板今天家里出了點事要趕回去所以想請下假好朋友結婚酒席和女友父母會面送老人上火車（春運期間剛好）你就跟他說:老板,我今天有件很重要的事情,如果耽誤的話,恐怕以后的很長時間里會讓我心神不定,希望你能批準!老板我是不是還有15天的假期？誰說的？你只有5天了。39。s child stuck a mint up his nose and had to go to the ER to remove ，要去急診室把硬幣取出來。 ate too much at a 。t want to report it to the ，所以他沒法來上班，因為他不想鬧到警局去。s annual survey, 29 percent of workers admitted to playing hooky this year, their top reasons is calling in some employees like to get more are 14 of the strangest excuses employers said they heard:在CareerBuild(某職場招聘網站)的年度調查中，有29%的員工承認今年曾經曠工過，而眾多請假理由中生病是最常用的一個。第一篇：超搞笑的請假理由We all have to pay the bills, but sometimes the office is literally the last place in the universe you want to reasons can run the can sometimes be led to creative extremes to find a way to take a day ，但是有些時候公司卻是這個世界上你最不想踏足的地方。但是有些員工的請假理由仍然相當有創(chuàng)意。 said bats got in her 。 fell out of bed and broke his ，摔到了鼻子。 hurt his back chasing a 。s brotherinlaw was kidnapped by a drug cartel while in 。那我再用一天直接說:“我可以請假么?”如果你是女的,就像說的流產拉,嘿嘿,說:身體不舒服,要去醫(yī)院檢查,如果不讓去到時候發(fā)病了,算它工傷,你陪我錢！!我每次請假都是先看看經理的心情怎么樣，如果好的話就找點容易一點的理由，例如：我有點事情，想請1天假我的弟弟生病我要看他他爸媽都在外地如果不好的話就說：我不舒服，醫(yī)院開了3天的吊瓶，所以
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