【正文】 在籃子里）Little Red Riding Hood:(唱著歌，歡快地跑進(jìn)來(lái)）Hi,mummy, what are you doing? Mum：（一邊把水果放在籃子里，心事重重地說(shuō)）Grandma is are some apples and bananas for them to Red Riding Hood：（邊提起籃子，邊點(diǎn)頭說(shuō)）Ok!Mum：（親切地看著Little Red Riding Hood說(shuō)）Be Red Riding Hood： Yes ,mummy．Goodbye, ： ：在路上(一陣輕快的音樂(lè)遠(yuǎn)而近，Little Red Riding Hood挎著籃子蹦跳跳地跳到花草旁)Little Red Riding Hood： Wow！Flowers, how beautiful!（放下籃子采花）One flower ,two flowers, three ：（隨著一陣低沉的音樂(lè)，Wolf大步地走上臺(tái)）I am am hungry.(做找東西狀,東張西望)Here is a little red riding !Little Red Riding are you going?(做狡猾的樣子和Little Red Riding Hood打招呼)Little Red Riding Hood：(手摸辮子，天真地回答)To Grandma?s．Grandma is ：（自言自語(yǔ)）I39。Little Red Riding a strange noise!Wolf：Come in，Come Red Riding Hood：(蹦跳著進(jìn)來(lái)，把籃子放在桌子上，走到床前一看，跳回幾步)Oh!What are big ears!Wolf：I can listen to your sweet Red Riding Hood：Wow!What a big eyes!Wolf：I can see you pretty Red Riding Hood：Oh!What a big ：I can hug Red Riding Hood：（跪在床前，拉起Wolf的手，邊摸邊說(shuō)）Look!What a big hands? Wolf：(從床上跳起來(lái)說(shuō))I can eat you!Little Red Riding Hood：(拼命地跑)Oh！No!No!Wolf：（追到Little Red Riding Hood，做吃狀，拍拍肚子說(shuō)）It?s still like ：(一邊拿著槍，一邊做尋找狀出場(chǎng))Where?s the wolf? Look!A door．(推門)The wolf is ：(發(fā)出呼呼的響聲)Hunter：(端起槍想打，又放下)What a big stomach!(摸摸Wolf的肚子)Grandma and Little Red Riding Hood are must be hurry．(從桌紫拿起剪刀，舉起)Look!Scissors.(做剪Wolf的肚子)Cut, cut, Red Riding Hood/Grandma：Thank you．Hunter： Grandma ,give me some needles and thread． Little Riding Hood ,Give me some stones． Grandma：(從桌紫拿來(lái)針線)Little Red Riding Hood：(搬來(lái)幾個(gè)石頭)One, two, ：(把小石頭裝進(jìn)Wolf的衣服里)Grandma： I39。the outside world is just a bigger go out have something to tell him.(豬和沙下)唐：You e in and have a sit!至：To be honest, I?m not your don?t want to be your I know you?re a good let me go!唐：Do you know “dong , dong, dong ……”? 至：What is “dong, dong, dong”?唐：“dong, dong, dong ……” is ……(唐唱Only you)至： can?t take this anymore, please stop …… 唐：Ohoh ……至：Damn you, you … I?ve said I can?t take this ?t disturb or I?ll kill ： Monkey King, you can kill and death are very you know why you should make sacrifices, you will e back and sing this song with …(至跑走)Aside: The Monkey King succeeds in escaping form the Bull King, and he reaches the Spiders? Cave with the , the Monkey King and his friends meet the Queen of Monkey have heard that if the blade slashed fast and accurately, the guy who?s cut open won?t die at can still he asks the Queen of the Spider to kill him as fast as she could and to tear his heart out and let him have a the Monkey King?s death, he appears in the Hole of Waterfall …Chapter 4 Site: The Hole of WaterfallCharacters: 至尊寶、觀音 至：?m about to understand your used my eyes to see in the I was started using my heart to see this I could see all things girl …h(huán)as left a drop of tear in my felt her ：Have you given up all things in human world? 至：Yes!Life and death is just minor!…… But I don?t understand why can human?s hatred last 10 years, 50 years, and even 500 hatred is it? 觀：So that Tang Monk went to the west and got scriptures, which clean out ：OK, I want to stay here, there are many things waiting for me to ：I want to warn you wearing the gold ring, you?re no longer a normal can?t have human desires you do so, the gold ring will get smaller and ?s very ：：Before wearing the ring, what do you want to say? 至：I had had found my best love, but I didn?t treasure I lost her, I ?s the most pain in the God can give me another chance, I will say there words to her “I love you”!If there is a time limit, I hope, it is 10 thousand years.第四篇：搞笑短劇劇本《茶葉蛋與愛(ài)情》第一幕在那個(gè)炎熱而充滿激情的夏天，經(jīng)過(guò)無(wú)數(shù)次課間的小紙條，郭建國(guó)終于和李阿芳在一起了。李阿芳：國(guó)，我選你。李阿芳：國(guó)，城里人真的好奇怪，就一大鍋菜硬是被他們整成了火鍋，一點(diǎn)青菜豆腐賣的那么貴。郭建國(guó)：芳，我選你。李阿芳：我們高中就在一起了，他對(duì)我特好。劉思思：等一下，我和你一起下去嘛，那個(gè)，聽(tīng)說(shuō)最近隔壁班的周帥富對(duì)你蠻殷勤的，你要小心點(diǎn)啊，他這個(gè)人仗著有點(diǎn)小錢不知道勾搭過(guò)多少女孩子了，再說(shuō)你不是有男朋友嗎，就不要和他弄得太曖昧了李阿芳：我知道的啦，我又不是那種貪慕虛榮的女孩子第二幕幾天后（阿芳在宿舍興高采烈的哼著歌）劉思思：阿芳，你現(xiàn)在和周帥富怎么回事啊，白天眉來(lái)眼去晚上電話不斷的 李阿芳：額，我覺(jué)得我現(xiàn)在對(duì)他有感覺(jué)了劉思思：不要開(kāi)玩笑了，他這人就沒(méi)認(rèn)真過(guò)李阿芳：說(shuō)不定這次就認(rèn)真了呢劉思思：你看上他哪里了啊，除了有點(diǎn)錢哪里就吸引你了李阿芳：人家可是個(gè)高富帥呢劉思思：你男朋友怎么辦？李阿芳：我愿意坐在寶馬車?yán)锟抟膊幌朐谧孕熊嚿闲⑺妓迹喊?，過(guò)得開(kāi)心快樂(lè)不就好了嘛李阿芳：沒(méi)錢哪來(lái)的快樂(lè)劉思思：你高興就好吧李阿芳：恩恩這一天阿芳又接到周帥富的電話阿芳：喂周：阿芳，是我阿芳：恩恩，我知道周：周末有事么阿芳：周末哦，我想想啊周：帶你去吃茶葉蛋阿芳：茶葉蛋好貴啊，歐巴，我們還是不要去吃茶葉蛋了啦周：沒(méi)事，天空飄來(lái)五個(gè)字，錢就不是事兒阿芳：kdie這時(shí)接到男友電話阿芳：喂郭：阿芳，你在干嘛呢？阿芳：還能干嗎，在寢室唄郭：哦，那也好那也好，我跟你說(shuō)啊，我今天搬了十拖拉機(jī)的磚，賺了五十幾塊錢呢，過(guò)幾天就發(fā)工資了，到時(shí)我又可以寄錢你了，你上次不是看中了那條38塊的裙子么，你去買回來(lái)啊，你要多吃點(diǎn)郭建國(guó)：看，你還記得。（掛電話）李阿芳：那個(gè)，那個(gè)，喂....郭建國(guó)：你居然還跟人去7天？李阿芳：我沒(méi)有。我再也不用為錢發(fā)愁，可是，卻失去了男朋友應(yīng)有的對(duì)我的關(guān)心和珍惜。奶奶：60多歲，動(dòng)作麻利，會(huì)干農(nóng)活，常常自己種植蔬菜，供家庭食用。）（放學(xué)了，李星和一群孩子走出學(xué)校大門，在一家小賣部停下腳步，選好零食）李星：今天該你請(qǐng)我了，這個(gè)，拿去付錢。）（在一條通往街道的小路