【正文】 無所謂嘛！這算啥考驗?zāi)?？可她還硬要我來考察一下，確定幾個項目，說要讓全村人都受益。那我就給大伙兒說說。我們歡迎他，歡迎他??（掛斷電話，將酒瓶在空中晃了晃，更加得意）哎喲，大家聽見了吧，喜事真的又來啦！實(shí)在說，起初聽張書記一說，我心里好像被開水燙了，好難受的——那不是找只剌猬砣捏在手上么？后來聽說那小子很有錢，要給村里投資幾百萬，我的心又像是被開水燙了。那以后??潮流：（自言自語）這嫂子真是塊跳舞的料，進(jìn)入角色快呀！有了她，我的文化俱樂部一定興旺發(fā)達(dá)！王三（落下臉，對愣著的小玲大喝一聲）呸！小玲：（嚇了一跳）爸，你干啥哩？嚇?biāo)廊死?！王三：你終于醒啦！我剛才給你說的事還記得么？ 小玲：（大聲喊）記得小玲：爹，那您就馬上給他回電話，道個歉，告訴他怎么走吧?？偼顿Y我估計在三百多萬元。我已經(jīng)請人繪好了圖紙，在我的包里。很快，兩人都進(jìn)入了角色，配合得十分默契。我兒媳婦確實(shí)漂亮哩！只是，我們這里像她們這樣的年輕女人，都沒學(xué)過跳舞，怎么會呢？潮流：那好說，有我教她們，一定會跳的非常出色?？赡銈儜?yīng)該聽我解釋一下，一方面，剛才來的時候，我想和村主任擁抱一下，可他說他又不是女人。潮流：（站起身）您剛才還說沒個像樣的，這不就來了靚麗的么?。ㄕf著，激動地走過去，張開雙臂，想擁抱小玲）啊呀，嫂子——，多漂亮的美女?。⌒×幔海▏樀眉泵Χ汩W到王三的背后）爹呀，這人怎么一點(diǎn)兒不正經(jīng)，像??流氓啊！王三：哈哈哈??小玲別怕，你真的就沒見過世面哩。潮流：不至于吧？這么大一個村莊，這么多人口，難道還找不到幾個唱歌跳舞的？難道就沒有熱衷于文化生活的？王三：你不信？那我?guī)愕酱謇镛D(zhuǎn)一轉(zhuǎn)，只要發(fā)現(xiàn)一個，我再就不說二話了。王三：未畢。開張那一天，我還要帶頭和她嫂子跳。要和城里人差不多？我看那就比城里人差得多哩！城里的大媳婦，小閨女個個都進(jìn)舞廳唱歌跳舞，見了男人就摟就抱。你說看，在我們農(nóng)村啦，有飯吃，有衣穿，還有酒喝，這不就是最大的精神快樂么？想當(dāng)年，我們連飯都填不飽肚子，不也照樣快快樂樂？ 潮流：過去沒飯吃，沒衣穿肯定是大問題。王三：小伙子噢，看來你還是有點(diǎn)頭腦的。潮流：道路呢？王三：縱橫都是水泥路，一直通到家門口； 潮流：農(nóng)民的住房條件呢？ 王三：檔次說不上，可家家有樓房。按照新農(nóng)村建設(shè)的標(biāo)準(zhǔn)，肯定還需要大量投資。那就請別介意了，我們農(nóng)村人太現(xiàn)實(shí)了。同時，我也喜歡騎摩托車在外地跑。那我問你，你要支援我們村的建設(shè)，有錢嗎？潮流：這個不瞞您說，要說錢很多也說不上。據(jù)說還找了個男朋友，小伙子也是個沒有一點(diǎn)兒水分的本科，還是個“富二代”，“干股”嘞！你們說，這可是大喜事吧？早上女兒電話告我，小伙子今天要來看望我們，說是開著“寶馬”來的，你看多風(fēng)光啦！我現(xiàn)在是來村部迎接他的哩！（舉起酒瓶）你們這就知道我為啥帶這玩藝了吧！哈哈哈??（舉起酒杯猛喝一口）（小玲拿著手機(jī)急匆匆上，邊跑邊喊）小玲：爹，爹，你看我爹也是哩，一天到晚總在村部轉(zhuǎn)，一門心思都撲在工作上，手機(jī)也丟在家里了。我要給大家說的第一件喜事就是：搭幫黨的政策好，我們村里的新農(nóng)村建設(shè)在縣里掛了號。你們知道不？（臺后有人問：王主任，今天又有啥喜事嘛？快給大家說說吧?。┩跞汗??這人呢，喜事來了哇，真的鋼筋水泥都擋不住?。∧銈兛蓜e笑，如果我說出來呀，大家保準(zhǔn)啥都忘了，只記得鼓掌??你看沒說錯吧，還沒說呢，掌聲就響起來了。m 39。m : Oh, no!we’re still in Africa！第二篇：英語三人話劇劇本Section1: Now, ladies and gentlemen, we are in just imagine that you are an animal like a lion , giraffe, a rabbit or three are penguins from New York city and we came here to travel three years now we are , and Marty and : We are gonna miss you my little guys had been a great we can introduce you to the you ever e to look at Central Manhattan, feel free to call no, ? Gloria: Oh, baby, I’m gonna miss you so both will miss me too, right? But I don’t want to leave ,I’m gonna : Everybody in in the in must leave ’s so horrible, I don’t want to stay here any minute!Get in quick, or I’ll leave you here!Marty and Gloria shouting: No!Oh, wait!Section 2: We are in the plane, which we made by ourselves during these there ’m the ,Marty, Gloria: : good bye and never see you again!Melmen: This is your captain the event of a water emergency, place the vest over your head then kiss your life good bye!Marty: New York City, here we e : sit back, relax and pray your personal gods that this hunk of junk , this is the 36th time we try to leave : OK, guys, launch!Marty: I think we will see much more fun the further way we get : Yeah, like when the lion beat you on the butt? Gloria: You don39。t need to be sarcastic Marty.–Hey guys, you know, I was we get back, I might assign up for the breeding : Breeding program? –Gloria: I think we all reach a point on our lives...when we wanna meet somebody, you know settle down, have a : Skipper, looks like a small incandescent bulb designed to indicate something out of the a : I found it pretty and somewhat , , what’s this?（把指示燈砸碎……）Gloria: Oh, my goash!What are you doing!Melmen: See, problem solved!Marty: skipper, we may be out of : What makes you think that? Marty: We lost engine : And engine two is no longer on :Buckle up 39。t look might g