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h. Four and six is ten, isn’t it right?”十塊糖媽媽問(wèn)兒子:“吉姆, 如果你有10塊糖,吃了4塊,那你還有幾塊糖?”“10塊。因?yàn)?塊在我的肚子里面,6塊在肚子外面,4加6等于10,不對(duì)嗎?”3Where is the egg?Teacher: Can you make a sentence with the word egg?Student: Yes. I ate a piece of cake yesterday.Teacher: Then where is the “egg?Student: In the cake, sir.雞蛋在哪里?老師:你能用“雞蛋”一詞造句嗎?學(xué)生:可以。他問(wèn)約翰:“你在干什么?”約翰說(shuō):“我在數(shù)星星。突然,托尼問(wèn)他的爸爸:“爸爸,蒼蠅好吃嗎?”爸爸皺眉說(shuō):“我想不好吃。m sorry, Madam, but I shall have to charge you twenty dollars for pulling your boy39。re a good boy, said the mother proudly. Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman? She is the one who sells the candy. 好孩子 小羅伯特向媽媽要兩分錢(qián)??赡銥槭裁磳?duì)那位老太太那么感興趣呢?” “她是個(gè)賣(mài)糖果的。是誰(shuí)呢?”老師說(shuō)?,F(xiàn)在告訴我們,你是怎樣使你奶奶高興的?”老師問(wèn)道?!彼f(shuō):“啊,我很高興。而你呢…..?”“我?我怎么啦?“ 牛反問(wèn)。你說(shuō)得沒(méi)有錯(cuò),”?;卮鸬?。“哎喲!”婦人說(shuō),“我想你剛才還說(shuō)你的狗不咬人。在紛雜的塵世里,為自己留下一片純靜的心靈空間,不管是潮起潮落,也不管是陰晴圓缺,你都可以免去浮躁,義無(wú)反顧,勇往直前,輕松自如地走好人生路上的每一步3. 花一些時(shí)間,總會(huì)看清一些事。努力過(guò)后,才知道許多事情,堅(jiān)持堅(jiān)持,就過(guò)來(lái)了。只有你自己才能把歲月描畫(huà)成一幅難以忘懷的人生畫(huà)卷。歲月是有情的,假如你奉獻(xiàn)給她的是一些色彩,它奉獻(xiàn)給你的也是一些色彩。有時(shí)候覺(jué)得自己像個(gè)神經(jīng)病?!?2Teacher: Why are you late f