【正文】 第一篇：2015課前三分鐘英語演講稿2015課前三分鐘英語演講稿范文這是一篇課前三分鐘英語演講稿范文，是由為您收集整理的，愿您喜歡～Good morning/afternoon!first thing first, i gotta say,wow,it39。s funny thing to be given a chance like be told,i really got a little bit nervous before i stand right here ,so called 39。stage fright39。.if you look specifically on may find my hands shaking,pretty assembles the guy who suffered from pakinson39。s disease,and legs wobbling ,like i caught socalled ball ,let39。s stop going around the bush and get back to my topic really like to talk a funny story i have just lady called lucy emigrated to united states several years spoken english is not that one day,she is just sitting on the couch with his friends mandy watching noise of bump had the attention of mandy,which led her to go out of the house trying to figure out what had you imagine that mandy go straight out with merely a lucy shouted at her,“l(fā)ucy ,turn your clothes on.” what suprised her most,beyond her wildest imagination, is that almost all the male in this country took their head out of the ,lucy made a mistake word spitted means mandy is totally naked to the reason that male looked out of the right sentence shall be,“put your clothing on.”the story inspires you to take a careful look on the vast difference between eastern and western 39。s full of it,thank you for your time!第二篇：課前三分鐘英語演講稿媽媽給了哈里兩個蘋果，一個大一點，另一個小點兒。跟妹妹分著吃。媽媽說。所以，哈里就把小個的給了妹妹，自己開始啃那個大個的。哼，妹妹說，如果媽媽給了我，我會把大的給你，把小的留給自己的。對呀，哈里說，你拿到的不就是小的嗎？還著什么急呀？英語笑話：要求加薪 asking for a raiseat the radio station where i worked, the manager called me into his office to preview a new soundeffects package we were considering closed the door so we wouldnt bother people in the outer listening to a few routine sound effects, we started playing around with low moans, maniacal（瘋狂的）screams, hysterical（歇斯底里的）laughter, pleading and i finally opened the door and passed the managers secretary, she looked up and inquired, asking for a raise again? 我在一家之聲工作。經(jīng)理把我叫進他的辦公室，讓我預(yù)試一下我們準備購買的一套新的音響 效果設(shè)備。他關(guān)上門，以免打擾外面辦公室的人。聽了幾個常規(guī)的音響效果后，我們開始試聽低聲的呻吟，狂亂的尖叫，歇斯底里的大笑，哀 求聲和槍聲。最后我開門出去，從經(jīng)理秘書旁邊經(jīng)過時，她抬起頭問道：又要求加薪了？英語笑話：fish net 魚網(wǎng)can you tell me what fish net is made, ann? a lot of little holes tied together with the little ?二者皆是，孩子，皆是。?the child returns a few minutes later and says, daddy, is michael jackson god?孩子過了一會倒回來說：?爸爸，上帝是邁克杰克遜嗎？?【每日一樂】男生永遠不會說的八句話8 things youll never hear a man say 8)here honey, you use the ，親愛的，你來用遙控器吧。7)you know, id like to see her again, but her breasts are just too ，我也愿意再跟她約會，但她的胸部實在太大了！6)ooh, antonio banderas and brad pitt? thats one movie i gotta see!哦！安東尼〃巴德拉斯和布拉德〃皮特？我一定要看那部電影！5)while im up, can i get you anything?我起身的時候，要幫你（順手）拿點兒什么嗎？ 4)sex isnt that important, sometimes i just want to be ，有時候我只想和你擁抱。3)aww, forget monday night football, lets watch melrose ！星期一晚上看什么足球賽啊，我們來看《飛躍情?！钒桑。ㄅ瑦鄣碾娨曔B續(xù)劇。）2)hey, let me hold your purse while you try that 嘿，你試穿的時候我來幫你拿包包。1)we never talk ！ a helping hand a man who lived in a block of apartments thought it was raining and p ut his head out the window to he did so a glass eye fell into his looked up to see where it came from in time to see a young woman looking this yours? he said, yes, could you bring it up? and the man arrival she was profuse in her thanks and offered the man a she was very attractive he afterwards she said, im abou t to have you like to join me? he readily accepted her offer and both enjoyed a lovely the eve ning was drawing to a close the lady said, ive had a marvelous ould you like to stay the night? the man hesitated then said, do you act like this with every man you meet?5篇二：2015課前三分鐘英語演講稿 2015課前三分鐘英語演講稿 演講稿一：課前三分鐘英語演講稿 good morning/afternoon!first thing first, i gotta say,wow,its funny thing to be given a chance like be told,i really got a little bit nervous before i stand right here ,so called stage you look specifically on may find my hands shaking,pretty assembles the guy who suffered from pakinsons disease,and legs wobbling ,like i caught socalled ball ,lets stop going around the bush and get back to my topic really like to talk a funny story i have just ：課前三分鐘英語演講稿 good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen！i am glad to be here to share my opinions with all of topic today is about the development of technology, more and more people are fond of using is particularly popular among young like the coin has two sides, internet also has its own advantages and of all, the internet has brought people great convenience in getting information, entertainment and contact with each for our students, it is a useful tool when we meet we are tired, a piece of light music will help us we have free time, we can enjoy movies or interesting more, we can also watch live programs on the internet or see it later if we are not avai