【正文】 第一篇：大學(xué)英語課前三分鐘演講PPT媽媽給了哈里兩個(gè)蘋果，一個(gè)大一點(diǎn)，另一個(gè)小點(diǎn)兒。跟妹妹分著吃。媽媽說。所以，哈里就把小個(gè)的給了妹妹，自己開始啃那個(gè)大個(gè)的。哼，妹妹說，如果媽媽給了我，我會(huì)把大的給你，把小的留給自己的。對(duì)呀，哈里說，你拿到的不就是小的嗎？還著什么急呀？英語笑話：要求加薪 asking for a raiseat the radio station where i worked, the manager called me into his office to preview a new soundeffects package we were considering closed the door so we wouldnt bother people in the outer listening to a few routine sound effects, we started playing around with low moans, maniacal（瘋狂的）screams, hysterical（歇斯底里的）laughter, pleading and i finally opened the door and passed the managers secretary, she looked up and inquired, asking for a raise again? 我在一家之聲工作。經(jīng)理把我叫進(jìn)他的辦公室，讓我預(yù)試一下我們準(zhǔn)備購買的一套新的音響 效果設(shè)備。他關(guān)上門，以免打擾外面辦公室的人。聽了幾個(gè)常規(guī)的音響效果后，我們開始試聽低聲的呻吟，狂亂的尖叫，歇斯底里的大笑，哀 求聲和槍聲。最后我開門出去，從經(jīng)理秘書旁邊經(jīng)過時(shí)，她抬起頭問道：又要求加薪了？英語笑話：fish net 魚網(wǎng)can you tell me what fish net is made, ann? a lot of little holes tied together with the little ?二者皆是，孩子，皆是。?the child returns a few minutes later and says, daddy, is michael jackson god?孩子過了一會(huì)倒回來說：?爸爸，上帝是邁克杰克遜嗎？?【每日一樂】男生永遠(yuǎn)不會(huì)說的八句話8 things youll never hear a man say 8)here honey, you use the ，親愛的，你來用遙控器吧。7)you know, id like to see her again, but her breasts are just too ，我也愿意再跟她約會(huì)，但她的胸部實(shí)在太大了！6)ooh, antonio banderas and brad pitt? thats one movie i gotta see!哦！安東尼〃巴德拉斯和布拉德〃皮特？我一定要看那部電影！5)while im up, can i get you anything?我起身的時(shí)候，要幫你（順手）拿點(diǎn)兒什么嗎？ 4)sex isnt that important, sometimes i just want to be ，有時(shí)候我只想和你擁抱。3)aww, forget monday night football, lets watch melrose ！星期一晚上看什么足球賽啊，我們來看《飛躍情?！钒桑。ㄅ瑦鄣碾娨曔B續(xù)劇。）2)hey, let me hold your purse while you try that 嘿，你試穿的時(shí)候我來幫你拿包包。1)we never talk ！ a helping hand a man who lived in a block of apartments thought it was raining and p ut his head out the window to he did so a glass eye fell into his looked up to see where it came from in time to see a young woman looking this yours? he said, yes, could you bring it up? and the man arrival she was profuse in her thanks and offered the man a she was very attractive he afterwards she said, im abou t to have you like to join me? he readily accepted her offer and both enjoyed a lovely the eve ning was drawing to a close the lady said, ive had a marvelous ould you like to stay the night? the man hesitated then said, do you act like this with every man you meet?5篇二：英語課前三分鐘演講英語課前三分鐘演講 friendship i often wonder what friendship is too big a topic to talk about either specifically or guemost of us are still in a puzzling state about what friendship is, and i myself should be people who define friendship according to his own life experience will say that they have a good concept of friendship, which i think is too narrow to get an objective psychologically, i still hold that departure is an absolute could it be possible that your friend(even your closest friend)always keeps you in heart as he/she had, is having and will have different experiences from yours? somehow different experiences make up of different ’s heart is a quite strange think that one can wholly touch our heart is so abstract that you don’t even know how to get to we take heart as a cube, and closest friend a gentle breeze, this breeze can only blow one facet of this cube from one direction and can rarely reach any other sides of your ’m not sure whether i have put it very clearly but believe me that there are no fixed closest friend in your different time, place, space, emotion and situation, you have different closest i play basketball, i have a closest friend who knows how to cooperate with me and together give our when i am proud and a friend dares to stand out to warn me that i should keep modest, he is my closest friend。and, when i read old man and the sea, i think hemingway is my best see then, how many closest friends i i must say, though i always want to keep all of them in my heart, they are not actually always in my have their own friends and their own churchill once said that there’s no perpetual friend, nor perpetual enemy, only perpetual guehe’s right in some i think it is a shame for people who take a pet as his closest friend as this is a sheer insult to human being and an good morning everyone ,befor our class,i’m going to share something about basketball ,something about one of millions nba fans ,i’ve been watching nba games for about six years ,for ,as you know ,the nba court is really an amazing place where miracles happen when there is a buzzer beater taking place at the end of zhe game ,it’s absolutely the most excting point in the you know how popular the nba is in china? look at these pictures , celebrities from different fields are watching the game in the this picture reflects how popular it is among college one may have never heared something about kobe ,lenbron james ,jaordan, but i believe not everyone know the origin of he grabbed a peach basket he found in the janitor’s closet of the school and hung it on a railing about ten feet from the time the players made a shot though, they had to take down the basket and grab the ball, which became really decided to cut a hole in the basket so the ball would go straight through without having to dig it out all the time a group of team owners met on june 6, 1946, in new york to talk about a league they would name the basketball association of meeting was the beginning of what we know today as the ’s full name is national basketball association and today there are 30 teams in the in recent days the regular season has the games are very you have any interst , you could watch them in the morning ：英語課前三分鐘演講好處多 英語課前三分鐘演講好處多“聽、說、讀、寫”能力訓(xùn)練的目的是學(xué)好知識(shí)、培養(yǎng)能力。它是語文課的重要任務(wù)，又是學(xué)習(xí)語文知識(shí)的完整過程。但從目前的現(xiàn)狀來看，最被忽視的就是“說”的訓(xùn)練。從教師的心態(tài)來看，認(rèn)為“說”會(huì)影響教學(xué)進(jìn)度，而且，中考、高考又不考它，寫好作文就行了。熟不知，“說”的訓(xùn)練正是為“寫”打基礎(chǔ)，二者是不可分的。那么，怎樣訓(xùn)練學(xué)生“說”的能力呢？為了提高學(xué)生“說”的能力，我們采用了“課前三分鐘演講”。具體做法是：每堂語文課在講授新課前按學(xué)號(hào)排，由一名學(xué)生演講，然后根據(jù)這名同學(xué)的演講，由學(xué)生或老師做簡短的講評(píng)。堅(jiān)持由易到難的原則，開始時(shí)，站在座位上講，后來到臺(tái)上講，從自由講話逐漸發(fā)展為命題講話，即興演講。內(nèi)容可講所聞所見所感。這樣一學(xué)期經(jīng)過篩選把較好的演講稿裝訂成冊(cè)，定題為“擷英——高一演講集錦”，印發(fā)給學(xué)生。“課前三分鐘演講”有哪些好處呢？首先，它訓(xùn)練了學(xué)生的語言表達(dá)能力。學(xué)生在限定的時(shí)間內(nèi)把準(zhǔn)備好的內(nèi)容表達(dá)出來。要求明了、輕快、準(zhǔn)確、令人信服。通過演講，學(xué)生內(nèi)在的表達(dá)能力在教師和全體同學(xué)面前真實(shí)地外傳?！叭昼娧葜v”使學(xué)生比較準(zhǔn)