【正文】 KUNG FU PANDA Written By Jonathan Aibel amp。 Glenn Berger FINAL DRAFT June 3, 2020 EXT. VALLEY DAY A MYSTERIOUS WARRIOR treks across the rugged landscape. NARRATOR (.) Legend tells of a legendary warrior whose Kung Fu skills were the stuff of legend. The warrior, his identity hidden beneath his flowing robe and widebrimmed hat, gnaws on a staff of bamboo. NARRATOR (.) (CONT?D) He traveled the land in search of worthy foes. CUT TO: INT. BAR The warrior sits at a table drinking tea and gnawing on his bamboo. The door BLASTS open. The MANCHU GANG rushes in and surrounds him. GANG BOSS (to warrior) I see you like to CHEW! (beat) Maybe you should chew on my FIST!! The Boss punches the table. NARRATOR (.) The warrior said nothing for his mouth was full. Then, he swallowed. He swallows. NARRATOR (.) (CONT39。D) And then, he spoke. WARRIOR (dubbed（配音的） hero voice) Enough talk. Let?s FIGHT! SHASHABOOEY! WHAM! The warrior delivers a punch and the whole gang goes flying. NARRATOR (.) He was so deadly in fact that his enemies would go blind from overexposure to pure awesomeness. 1. The gang members blindly flail about. NINJA CAT MY EYES! GATOR HE?S TOO AWESOME! ONLOOKERS swoon. SMITTEN BUNNY And ATTRACTIVE! GRATEFUL BUNNY（小兔子，可愛女郎 ） How can we repay you?? WARRIOR There is no charge for awesomeness, or attractiveness. ONE HUNDRED ASSASSINS appear and surround the warrior. CUT TO: EXT. BAR CONTINUOUS The entire bar swells, packed to the rafters with ninjas.（忍者） WARRIOR KABLOOEY! CUT TO: EXT. BAR CONTINUOUS The roof EXPLODES and a cloud of ninjas erupts into the sky. The entire bar swells, packed to the rafters with ninjas.（忍者） NARRATOR (.) It mattered not how many foes he faced. They were no match for his bodacity. The warrior beats up a thousand ninjas, delivering his final blow while doing a split between two trees. The warrior stands amongst a field of vanquished foes as godrays shine down upon him. NARRATOR (.) (CONT39。D) Never before had a panda been so feared... and so loved. 2. (MORE) Even the most heroic heroes in all of China, the Furious Five, bowed in respect to this great master. MONKEY We should hang out. WARRIOR Agreed. As the Five salute the warrior, he turns to see more bandits（土匪） approaching. The Five strike an attack pose. The warrior brandishes a shiny green sword and leaps off the mountain into the sea of bandits. NARRATOR (.) But hanging out would have to wait. ?Cause when you?re facing the ten thousand demons of Demon Mountain, there?s only one thing that matters. And that?s In mid air, the Five talk to the warrior in a strange voice. MONKEY Po! Get up! TIGRESS You?ll be late for work! PO Whu? INT. PO?S ROOM DAY Po lands hard on the floor. He tries to clear his head and wake up. PO?S DAD (.) Po! Get up! We see his room is filled with various kung fu posters (including a poster featuring all of the Five) and souvenirs, and a wooden version of the Sword of Heroes (the green sword). Po SIGHS. He attempts to kick himself to his feet but alas, his belly is too worthy a foe. PO?S DAD (.) (CONT39。D) Po! What are you doing up there? 3. NARRATOR (.) (CONT39。D) PO Uh, nothing! Po hops to his feet, imitating his Kung Fu action figures. PO (CONT39。D) Monkey! Mantis（螳螂） ! Crane! Viper（毒蛇） ! Tigress! Rowrrrr... OUTSIDE on the balcony of the neighboring house, a pig watering flowers stares at Po. Po tries to play it cool and then quickly ducks out of sight. PO?S DAD (.) Po! Let?s go! You?re late for work! PO Coming! He takes a ninja star from his floor and chucks（拋擲） it at the wall. It bounces off. He throws the star again, but it bounces off again. He picks it up and heads downstairs. He trips（跌倒） and falls the rest of the way. INT. KITCHEN DAY Po falls flat on his face on the kitchen floor. A pandashaped shadow looms over Po. PO Sorry, Dad. PO?S DAD Sorry doesn?t make the noodles. Reveal that the shadow is actually caused by a basket being carried by a small DUCK. This is PO?S DAD. Po gets to work, which is not easy since the kitchen?s not really made for a panda his size. PO?S DAD (CONT?D) What were you doing up there? All that noise. PO Oh, nothing. Just had a crazy dream. He gets back to work. 4. PO?S DAD About what? PO Huh? PO?S DAD The dream. What were you dreaming about? PO What was I... eh, I was dreaming about uh... heh... Push in on Po is he going to admit his dream? He hides his throwing star behind his back. PO (CONT39。D) Noodles. THOK. Dad stops chopping vegetables. PO?S DAD Noodles. You were really dreaming about noodles? PO Uh, yeah. What else would I be dreaming about? Po hands a noodle bowl to a customer, then realizes his throwing star is sitting in it. PO (CONT39。D) (to customer) Careful, that soup is... sharp! PO?S DAD Oh, happy day! My son, finally having the noodle dream! He throws his arms around Po. PO?S DAD (CONT?D) You don?t know how long I have been waiting for this moment. When Dad pulls out of the hug, Po is now wearing a noodle apron. PO?S DAD (CONT?D) This is a sign, Po! 5. Po looks at the apron nervously what has he gotten himself into? PO Uh...a sign of what? PO?S DAD You are almost ready to be Entrusted（委托） with the secret ingredient of my “Secret Ingredient Soup.” And then you will fulfill your destiny and take over the restaurant, just as I took it over from my father, who took it over from his father, who won it from a friend in a game of mahjong.（麻將） PO Dad Dad Dad, it was just a dream. PO?S DAD No, it was the dream. We are noodle folk. Broth runs through our veins. PO But Dad, didn?t you ever, I dunno, want to do so